Do I put her on blast and share her really old grindcore duo? There's some real fuckass goofster riffs on that shit

"We need to bully Xandra into returning to the Sick Riffs Zone" - Scarlett V (of Diploid and Caustic Grip)

Also this website is trash but apparently the only place I can talk to Xandra so I guess I'll drop in from time to time

Someone please stop her, my tuner can already barely register my inputs. Shits already so dire, my family are starving etc etc

Introducing teeth dreams - and you'll live @transkafka.bsky.social is a Melbourne-based experimental ambient noise project known for crafting immersive soundscapes that blend melancholy drones, static textures, and field recordings.

TDoV Compilation 1 is HERE! Today, on Transgender Day of Visibility, we’re beyond excited to finally share this powerful collection of tracks from transfeminine artists. Every song is a unique expression of identity. Listen/Buy: album.link/tdov-compila... #TransMusic #TransDayOfVisibility

it's mandatory be nice to the tranners day, so yknow. make of that what you will.

new teeth dreams: apologies in advance, or you're welcome idk

oh hey - i have some words in this! give it a read if you want to get the lowdown on what's happening in our weird little community

apologies in advance, this is probably the only thing i'm gonna be posting about for a while. his name is barry. this is incredibly funny to my household for reasons i am not at liberty to explain.

he keeps headbutting me whenever i stop patting him, & then starts biting the shit out of my arm whenever i start again. i would die for him

living with a white cat is all fun and games until you remember you exclusively wear black

out now: baroque sunbursts, vol 2 (aka. "pasta house ammonia valve")

new teeth dreams in like... a couple hours probs idk

frantically googling "trans women", "incest roleplay" and "tasmania" in an attempt to finally solve years of discourse in one fell swoop

Just sorted my new ffs date: about half a week out from my birthday. So on the one hand, I'll still have the bandages on in any photos I take that day. But on the other hand, this will also be my first birthday where I actually feel like I've got something to celebrate We did it gamers 🥰

want to help me achieve my goals and attain a state of true fujoshi zen? buy my new ep on bandcamp!

telling myself it's because either/or is one of the most immaculately recorded albums of all time and not because i'm on a comedown & the last few months are catching up with me. "the vocal mixing, the close-mic'd guitars, the gentle patter of the drums. my god my god" i repeat aloud to myself

just remembered how good some of those elliott smith records are. this doesn't bode well, see you all in six months when i pull myself out of whatever ditch i've apparently found myself in

This is some sweet airy ambient noise from @transkafka.bsky.social. The best way I can describe it by way of ‘Airport Ketamine (Pt. 2)’ which sounds like if ‘Phase 3: Agni Detonating over the Thar Desert…’ by Earth began to glitch and slowly evaporate into nothingness.

NEW TEETH DREAMS: Baroque Sunbursts, Vol. 1 (aka. "Airport Ketamine"). OUT NOW!

fuck it, new teeth dreams in like 30 mins

next two teeth dreams gigs! feb. 23: live instore at blacksound records (351 sydney road, brunswick) with external organ & happy mar. 1st: "noiseuary" (quad club) with caustic grip, justin ashworth, millimetre wave, external organ (again!), bacchus harsh, body pillow, psychward & twinsoul

accidentally stumbled into some hectic tgirl bullshit (doing your e-shot while working on a noise ep in ableton live)

Me @ my straight boy dungeon synth friends

This is actually kind of a weird full circle moment for me: Eye played on the first ever noise record I heard when I was 13, now I’m in a noise band and our first real show is on the same lineup as him

terrible news everyone: i think i actually found a way to become even gayer. the results of this have yet to be made clear, but will almost certainly be catastrophic

That said, free noise/skramz show tonight! A great soundtrack for dying of heatstroke and jet lag. bsky.app/profile/tran...

to all my fellow girlies that live in garden sheds, i have excellent news

do women fuck with the type of weird autistic girl who lives in a garden shed?

tragic narrmpunk updates: Fall of Troy are playing here in two weeks but nobody realised because they’re opening for Closure in Moscow 😔

anyway, if you live in narrm and wanna see this geriatric in action - i’m playing at a free skramz show on monday

still reeling from this like a week later,

how it feels to wake up after sleeping for 11 hours straight

WE ALL LOVE KATHRYN MOHR

anybody down for group self-immolation next monday?

tour preparations for Uboa the Band are going really well everything’s fine

be that as it may: if you liked my last record ('with my back to the world'), i now have a cassette preorder up on my site! tapes will start shipping as soon as i get them back from the duper (later this month!)

not really seen anyone make a stink about it, but it seems like bandcamp friday may have been quietly cancelled. no updates, just a quiet notice on isitbandcampfriday saying "bandcamp friday is over for now" without elaboration.

between this and “death industrial” i fear i’m doomed to exist purely within the realm of fake-ass rym microgenres that exist purely so elitists can arbitrarily differentiate the noise music they like from the noise music they don’t

wtf is “ambient noise wall”? is that just hnw for rym bitches with art degrees?

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how are we sleeping, gamers?

tonight we discovered that xandra can’t tell the difference between a cow and a warthog

"WITH MY BACK TO THE WORLD" 36 minutes of microtonal drone & harsh ambient goodness. created as an attempt at self-soothing during a period of acute distress and chronic insomnia. hopefully it may offer some solace during these difficult times. teeth-dreams.bandcamp.com/album/with-m...