Release the Epstien files! youtube.com/shorts/mn7mI...

Donald, you're not denying it.

Thou Shalt Not Start A War Because Everyone Hates You

I'm begging my fellow politicians, Illinoisans, and Americans to realize that right now, we aren't fighting over policy or political party. We're fighting over whether we're going to be a country rooted in empathy and kindness — or one rooted in cruelty and rage.

59% of Americans disapprove of Trump's economy. 68% say he hasn't focused on the right problems. 61% say his policies will move the country in the wrong direction. Trump calls it a ‘Golden Age’ — the American people aren't buying it.

No way will I attend the White House dinner with this President. I’m standing with @govwesmoore.bsky.social and @colorado.gov — and standing against Trump’s corruption and hatred. And I’m calling on my Republican colleagues to do the same.

Bro. We don't want Greenland. We want healthcare.

Tim needs to turn into "Tim ballz to the Walz" like at least six hours ago.

I don't post here as often as I used to because often it feels too much like a contained echo chamber. I'm lurking all the same 🫶🏻

So that is why he played YMCA so much.

Current mood: want to drive to Chicago muttering, "I wish a bitch would"

Fun fact. They can't arrest all of us. There wouldn't be enough people paying rent and buying McDonald's for that.

Texass! Hear ye hear ye! The Great Khan of the Glorious Illinois Khanate JB Pritzker has spoken! Know that you are safe in the Illinois Khanate, now and forever! JB Pritzker says Illinois will protect fleeing Texas Democrats share.google/6f7wffxmYhxJ...

In a country that lets Diddy walk, why are they so afraid of the Epstein list? Seriously. It's not like people are regularly held accountable for that shit.

There are nicer puppy mills.

So, like, if I were to adopt a child from the foster system that happened to be brown - would they come take them at that point too, or?

For what little it is worth, the horses are trying their best to follow orders and NOT step on the dude.

Da Pope, Chicago’s very own beer. Make sure to stop by and grab one for yourself while you can at Burning Bush Brewery.

I'm starting to believe there is no kindness left in the world. At least not any that is meant for me. I keep trying to fight for it for others but maybe I'm not the best person.

He's got it wrong. We're on a mission from God.

You've heard of shower beer but have you heard of bath Creamy Coconut Dr Pepper?

I'm honestly shocked he hasn't gone on a tirade mocking Biden for having cancer. He's left it to everyone else. Who knew he could refrain this long? It's either the most composure I have ever seen from him or nobody has actually told him yet.

Selective morality sure is having a moment these days.

There are so many potatoes in my future. I hope my thighs are ready.

to be honest i still do not understand the whole greenland thing

I lowkey hope Chicago Pope declares it a sin to put ketchup on hotdogs after puberty.

Hell yeah Ken

Historically, “Your kids should have less” is a great message to bring in front of American voters

The fade on Thorpedo Anna was so unexpected. I really hope those bumps didn't do her in and she's okay.

Whoever decided kettle chips needed to be so mouth destroying needs to be dragged into a back alley.

"You will never be completely at home again, because part of your heart always will be elsewhere. That is the price you pay for the richness of loving and knowing people in more than one place." -Miriam Adeney

If you’re happy and you know it, stay in bed If you’re happy and you know it, stay in bed If you’re happy and you know it, getting up will surely blow it If you’re happy and you know it, stay in bed

My lilac is in bloom 💜💜💜

Do other people alter their signature drinks depending on where they are or is that just me?

Truth!

Hear me out. Blackberry Dr Pepper. With lime.