I had to take groots mum to be put to sleep last week @shoefiend1.bsky.social I couldn't speak 😭

Be arsed with all that new year shite

Ha ha ha OOOOOH LOOK AT ME I WORK #PATHETIC

8-0 away from home, up the stripes 💪

Up early to watch FC St Helens vs Lymm Piranhas away, grass roots footy at its best.... You want some?

Stevie knows

That's the carp gear away for the rest of the year, too cold be out in that.

Liking this Zac Polanski fella

Heard a viscious rumour that @frenchtone.bsky.social has ditched his 100% french heritage for a Greek one #letraitor #leturncoat #lenobhead

The joy of not waking up with a reminisce comedown is a thing to behold.

LETS AV SOME OOPS UPSIDE YER EAD BRISTOL A COUPLE OF YEARS BACK I WAS PISSED AN ON ME OWN

Put yer dick away yer fish botherer

I sense a dry bumming

Isak and Guehi in the same day

It’s fucking ridiculous this country has gone to the dogs! #MakeMushyPeasGreatAgain 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧

Some top graft there getting that lot out, if someone's on me peg tomorrow I'm going fume haha @peawack.bsky.social

Bait prep 101 (part Deux)🐟🎣💪👨‍🍳

Bait prep 101 🐟🎣💪

@shoefiend1.bsky.social BACK ONCE AGAIN WITH THE RENEGADE MASTER 🔥🔥🔥

That Kier Stsrmer is one cunt, tried to take the winter fuel off the elderly and now he's tryna stop me wanking over Brazilian fart porn with a VPN. Vote Your Party UK✊ ✅

OOOOOH YER DERTY BASTARD IM NOT A FUCKIN VIKING PAL

Liverpool doing bits again 👌

@atw1062.bsky.social 👀

One in jail, first fish off a new water 💪🐟🎣

Sweating like @frenchtone.bsky.social around soap and clorets

Channeling me inner @atw1062.bsky.social

Real Madrid are dogshit, pass it on

Heads gone at the news of Jota, so so sad.

Another stone off, this diet has been great for me

🚨Just over a week to go to the vote to cut disability benefits - write to your MP NOW to ask them to vote against. The cuts, on the government’s own analysis, will plunge hundreds of thousands of people into poverty You can use this handy link from Trussell action.trussell.org.uk/your-mp-must...

What's the Wirtz that can happen 🍆

Israel and Iran going at it? We're all fucked

Strawberry moon tonight mate @shoefiend1.bsky.social

New Pulp Tuesdays 😍

"The Tories left us with a £22b black hole"...so we punched down on pensioners and the disabled, while keeping the two-child benefit cap. We listened to the head of BlackRock and went easy on the non-doms. We didn't tax wealth, nor tax the income from investments at the same rate as work income...

Been going on for years, perhaps if the force stopped acting like a private security firm and a load of fucking road pirates you'd be able to get someone to attend after you've been robbed of all you possessions.

I'm still alive if anyone's arsed.

Why are men like this????

Been on me lasties the last two days. Just waiting for @moog-lfc.bsky.social and @sicknote2024.bsky.social to start the collection plate for me funeral

HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA It was all over the walls and carpet. On his socks.

When everyone's fucked off home early and you're twisted off your barnet in the taxi rank wishing you'd gone with them

Things @sicknote2024.bsky.social comes home from reminisce with?

Just got out of bed and dressed to go and do fish pics for a mate who's just had the biggest in the lake. Dedication that, if the cunt failed to return the favour id be setting fire to his bivvy

Florian Wirtz chants to the theme of R.E.M.s 'everybody Wirtz' (hurts) Go @chefonthecorner.bsky.social

Fuck the chants off, someone needs do a rap for Frimpong to hits from the bong by Cypress Hil. I'll be demanding 50% of all royalties though.