Booked it haven’t I 😂

I’m now in a wedding chat about flights from Birmingham. I’ve had 3 wines 🤦🏼‍♀️

Happily home, feet up, the final and dim sum pending 👌

Afternoon 🍺

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Messages like this make me happy on a Friday

I’m glad the cruise was last year and not this as I’ve just woken from the most vivid dream of being moored up and seeing a plane come heading right for the ship in an attack. Lovely way to wake yourself up 😳

Funny old day Pint

The realisation that I only have 1 pay day left in this current role and still no word about extensions etc. Can we all manifest some positive news incoming please 🤞🏽🤞🏽

It’s all coming together… 🇮🇹

The sirens have not stopped all day. Worst part of nice weather are the low life that descend round here 🏖️👮🏼‍♀️

Rumours are now that some kid got stabbed. Sad times if it’s true. Who takes a knife the beach??? Hopefully it’s just idiot social media trying to stoke up tensions and it’s something completely different 🤞🏽

Slept like a dream 🫶🏼

Shall mostly be on top of the covers with the fan on full and to fuck with the leccy bill tonight

The whole lazy day has had regular interruptions from the police helicopter…. Joys of seaside living in the sunshine

It’s actually Monopoli that we’re staying in for the hen. It looks stunning 🇮🇹

I’m in a new hen chat group - can you tell 👀😂

In the next instalment of getting full use of my passport…. May next year - a very gorgeous hen to Puglia 😍. This I am excited for

Bars open…

Why the fuck am I wide awake? 😩

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Hanging round with these 2 for the next week 🫶🏼

#tbt 8 years ago in Eindhoven. Keep your Ibiza’s - the randomer the place the better for us 🫶🏼

To absent friends 💔 We lost a good one yesterday.

In bed already. Couldn’t be happier 😴😴

Well a fantastic weekend was had. My liver has defo fell out with me. Homebound til the next time 🫶🏼

On the good gear 😍

Round 2

The aftermath…

Been here 3 hours and we’ve booked a trip to Portugal in September 🤦🏼‍♀️. Don’t know who is the worst influence

Approx 1 hour away from my 1st bevy ⏱️

Friday - we’ve made it

Fresh 💅🏻

Started watching that Legends on Netflix last night. Decent so far

It’s hailstoning. What the actual fuck? It’s May

Let’s get this show on the road. Morning all

Lost count of the number of times I’ve told an email or a teams message to fuck off today 🖕🏽

It’s me Bezzies birthday today. She’s not on here and won’t see it but it’s the thought that counts 🍾🥂🍸🍷

I clearly have a soft spot for Guillem 😍 but tonight’s outfit is questionable

Pint?

Scarp and a half this

Pair of lumps these 2 🥊

When the scousers used to take over Milton Keynes every May for a charity ball 🫶🏼. The best times

7 weeks today providing no fuel crisis and no hanta virus epidemic I’ll be on the plane to my second home 🇬🇷 Cannot wait to be back in my fave place 🫶🏼

Bars open

Benefits of big legs and 🍑you can lift heavy stuff 🏋 (but you pull ugly faces doing it) 😂

7 weeks and still no news if this job contract will be extended 😩 Just dipped my toe back into LinkedIn. What a depressing way to start a Saturday morning 🥲