Live your life so you never receive the @carlquintanilla.bsky.social clown emoji

@dannybate.bsky.social hearing you on Lingthusiasm today with @gretchenmcc.bsky.social made my day!

The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"

I named my fists Dunning and Kruger because I vastly overestimate their abilities

I named my fists Voight and Kampff because you're about to question the nature of your existence.

They should make a sequel to Elf and call it Zwölf

“It is in the interest of tyrants to reduce the people to ignorance and vice. For they cannot live in a country where virtue and knowledge prevail.” ~Attributed to Samuel Adams. Image: Samuel Adams portrait by John Singleton Copley. Public domain.

Today in Neolithic topless bar news www.science.org/content/arti...

Reichstag

Black Friday Greige Saturday Day Drinking Sunday Cyber Monday Giving/Taco Tuesday Wine Down Wednesday Throes of Regret Thursday Freaky Friday Socially Awkward Saturday Sunday That's My Funday Monday Monday (So Good to Me) Maybe Tuesday Will Be My Good News Day

Paging @dreadships.bsky.social

Happy World Linguistics Day from Willoughby, Ohio!

I can't believe they didn't call it 2topia

This is identical to Russia invading Ukraine. Illegally invading a country for their resources and likely killing thousands—if not more—is immoral and should not be supported by anyone with any shred of moral conscience.

The horror, the horror, Charlie Brown

Ea-Nasir sold you inferior copper? Problematic Bronze Age gap

This is a zone of judgment. And I judge you... as pretty cool. Good job on being yourself.

This tiny pot is the ultimate bonsai challenge It taunts me I fear it #bonsai #mame

This is why I schedule all my meetings for October 10, 1582

How does Green Giant have the same tag line as Santa? How did the PTO approve that?

🚨 NEW BUNNY JUST DROPPED! 🚨

I look at the world, at the forests and the mountains here, the sky, and it's all right, as it should be. But we aren't. People aren't. We're wrong. We do wrong. No animal does wrong. How could they? But we can, and we do. And we never stop.

Betty would have loved this

BREAKING: The mitochondria have released a statement they are ending their long running symbiotic relationship with humans, citing "increasingly poor use of the energy we provide".

The US is choosing to be left behind.

Does anybody make a taco shell with a reinforced crotch for extra moistness?

My mafia name

Charles Ives, perhaps America's greatest composer, sold life insurance

Since we're clearly not enforcing the prime directive, we might add well repeal it

'I could smell the onions and the mustard'

"Does an osprey worry about the price of its feathers?"

“.. This is more than a crisis,” said the Rev. John Udo-Okon, who runs a food pantry in the Bronx. “Right now, you can see the desperation, you can feel the frustration that the people are going through.” @apnews.com apnews.com/article/food...

Only off by about 14 orders off magnitude

This was also the motto of OceanGate

We used to have proper movies

I mowed the lawn

We've already broken the first two laws of robotics

My uncle Carter hosted a children's show in Philadelphia called Captain Noah and was also the chaplain of the Philadelphia police department and could park anywhere he wanted

I don't know who half is these people are, but these crabs are sexxxxxxy

If you’ve been in a close relationship with a malignant narcissist, you’ve likely had your possessions lost, tossed, sold, or destroyed and had your self-esteem, friendships, connections with community, career, and physical body targeted as well. Americans are in such a relationship now with Trump.

Malignant narcissists often destroy what other people love. When they do, they’re acting out of pathological envy. They have a need for absolute control and a desire for sadistic pleasure. They intentionally engage in destruction to cause suffering in order to reinforce their sense of superiority.

This is who is paying for the destruction of the White House East Wing, per @wsj.com Altria Group Inc. Amazon Apple Inc. Booz Allen Hamilton Holding Corp. Caterpillar Inc. Coinbase Global Comcast Corp. Hard Rock International Google HP Inc. Lockheed Martin Corp. Meta Platforms Inc. 1/3

If you're obsessed with mountain cirques, that's cwmscrolling

Feathers McGraw strikes again! www.cnn.com/2025/10/19/t...

Frogs Together Strong

The more life leans, the more balance we find. The more the world leans, the more beauty we see.

No kings but burger, no queens but dairy!

Little reminder: unhinge your jaw

I'm beginning to think we are not the good guys in this history