I had a dream that there was a forgotten Police Squad movie from 1974 that flopped because it was so insane nobody could get their head around it, and I want this movie so much I can't concentrate today.

Unhinge your jaw

Can any paleographer out there help me interpret this ancient manuscript? Appears to show a creation myth and perhaps advanced technology?? Found along the ancient Basement Shelves #paleography

I would never bet on sports but I would like randomly buy a set of bagpipes

How long before Trump starts threatening Americans with deportation unless they bet on fanduel?

Seen in Los Angeles (Credit: Zurita Carpio)

How is this not trending?!! Murdered in broad daylight in Minneapolis. 37 yr old US man. Heed the warnings in the video. #Minneapolismurder #ICE

How many blatant murders will to take to make democratic leadership wake up and take their Fuck You pills?

Wait till the 3%er Patriots find out about this government tyranny! Hoo boy, that's gonna be a reckoning@

The song Break Down Here is 4 minutes long, during which Julie Roberts travels from mile marker 203 to 215. She is doing 240mph. That's not safe is all in saying

I'm not sure all the people rooting for the collapse of the US economy have really thought this through tbh

"Snub"?

Share a television show that raised you

Does anybody make TV commercials without Shaq anymore?

The Mandalorian visiting the former imperial capital of Vietnam: This is the Huế

Every night one part of your brain makes up some crazy ass story and another part of your brain believes it. So if you think you're immune from disinformation, check yourself.

Omaha, Utah, Golden, Juno, Sword, Minnesota

Cuyahoga! And remember it's pronounced Cuyahoga, not Cuyahoga!

ICE at Midway Target and seem to possible be leaving. Lots of community members here

Not sure but ICE might have killed someone else just now

Someone sent me this video of Trump’s goons in action today in the Twin Cities. The audio is disturbing.

We all know it was murder. Just some people care and some don't

I'm not Christian, but Dante Alighieri taught me that Hell always has more room for tyrants.

Those Roman soldiers may not have known what they did, but every ICE and CBP agent knows exactly what they're doing

@robwords.bsky.social I just listened to the monsters ep of words unraveled. Talking about the phoenix, you said "folk etymology," but I thought i heard "forgetymology," and I thought that was a very clever way to describe when people forget where a word comes from!

Somebody wanna call democratic leadership and let them know what's going on, or should we just let them sleep?

Absolutely fucking not

Hi, I'm a 21-foot sailboat in a November Lake Erie storm

2026 will either be salvation or Armageddon. I don't see a middle road, and i don't think it will wait another year

I am am giant redwood tree in the pacific northwest named Mimas. My job is to tree.

Why are they called bonsai artists and not Wee Tree Kings? #bonsai #bonsaisky

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals

2025 Headline of the Year nominee (February)

Silence the voice inside you shouting "cringe!" and share something raw and imperfect, because that is what is beautiful and true.

@fritinancy.bsky.social here's one i can get behind

The Gnostic Grinchspels

If you don't respect people's pronouns, you are, objectively speaking, a dick pustule

Trans and nonbinary young people whose pronouns were respected had 31% lower odds of a past-year suicide attempt (n=12,174). New report from @trevorproject.bsky.social: www.thetrevorproject.org/research-bri...

There isn't a single problem "solved" by edtech that couldn't be fixed with smaller classes led by well-paid teachers given real academic freedom

Live your life so you never receive the @carlquintanilla.bsky.social clown emoji

@dannybate.bsky.social hearing you on Lingthusiasm today with @gretchenmcc.bsky.social made my day!

The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"

I named my fists Dunning and Kruger because I vastly overestimate their abilities

I named my fists Voight and Kampff because you're about to question the nature of your existence.

They should make a sequel to Elf and call it Zwölf

“It is in the interest of tyrants to reduce the people to ignorance and vice. For they cannot live in a country where virtue and knowledge prevail.” ~Attributed to Samuel Adams. Image: Samuel Adams portrait by John Singleton Copley. Public domain.

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