Controversial take: Manchester United have had excellent managers since Fergie left. But the players haven't been up to the task because of the way recruitment has gone at a club with a dying culture.

Her stats line up with CDC data…

😂

Just in case it’s 1980 and you’re on the fence about grabbing McDonald’s for breakfast, here’s a free BIC RAZOR!

This Manchester United side could easily be relegated next season. If this summer doesn't go well where Amorim gets players he wants and instills his philosophy, all it takes is one of the promoted sides doing well to make sure United go to the Championship.

We had high hopes that this match would go our way, but in the totality of this horrendous season there was only going to be one outcome. United deserved to lose and they made it kinda Spursy. Tottenham deserved this more than us, even if the winning goal was trash. 😔

I am incredibly nervous about the Europa League final. I didn't feel like this for the last several finals United have been in, but this one has me feeling sick I'm so anxious lol.

Can anyone tell me how many points Manchester United has accumulated in the Premier League since December? 😣

If United loses to Spurs tomorrow, while it might be humiliating to be the side that lost to Spurs, it could give United and Amorim the time to build cohesion without European football for a season. It might prove to be beneficial to United's league campaign and the football going forward.

I wonder if she liked this because I criticized Skinner 😆

Hear me out... Gyökeres to United with Højlund to Sporting on loan for two seasons. Højlund needs out of the spotlight and to rediscover form and confidence, if he can find it United will get the player they expected and Sporting will get a striker to fill in for Gyökeres.

Sir, Before you propose, you should probably know that she's just a bot.

Back to back Man Of The Match performances in the FA Cup final made at Carrington.

True dat.

I may be overreacting because it's so fresh in my mind, but Rasmus Højlund might be the worst number 9 I've ever seen in the Premier League, but definitely United's worst. At the beginning of this season I thought he'd have a good campaign, but I was sorely wrong. He looks like he's never played.

Højlund is absolutely shocking...

Fuck...

Harry you fucking beauty!

2 matches. Both spell my name wrong. This is a sign, surely.

Made a dating profile an hour ago. My first match got my name and my age wrong in the first message. 🤦

🔥 DAMN! — @benniegthompson to @kristinoem: “I’m glad you found time among your many photo ops and costume changes to testify.”

I can't see this again...

Has Erik ten Hag spoken publicly about Manchester United yet?

Is today Tuesday?

Ruben Amorim had done 491 interviews since joining Manchester United. That seems... excessive?

Pam Bondi lobbied for Qatar & a private prison company, got paid $115K/month, then failed to disclose it during her AG confirmation. Now she’s gutted foreign lobbying enforcement under FARA and signed off on $400m planes. The corruption isn’t even subtle anymore.

Art of the Deal

Good morning! Saudi Arabia, Afghanistan, Iran, etc. are all gender apartheids and you tell on yourselves when you are rightly outraged at anti-black apartheid, like South Africa, but silent on anti-women apartheid. You tell me that you don’t think women deserve the same rights as men. I see you.

Happy mother's day to all the mothers who aren't my mother.

That Manchester United performance against West Ham was pathetic. I fear for Amorim even though he's been dealt a really bad hand. Using a system with players who were brought in to play other systems, but he's hardly gotten a tune out of this squad in several months of work.

Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’

Manchester United are in the Europa League final!

Dear Manchester United, Please.

Sorry, I fucked off a while. Hope you're all well.

Are you seeing what's happening in America? Do you understand what's happening in America? It might look ridiculous and like something to joke about, but they used to laugh at Hitler before WWII and the Holocaust when all the signs were glaring. It's no joke, I assure you.

My biggest regret in life is not having been more materialistic when I was at my peak attractiveness. I should have 4 rich ex husbands, but NO, I had morals instead and now look at me. Broke.

"History will remember this day— when an American President and Vice President abandoned all we stand for."

Fuck Jim Ratcliffe

America is not a serious country...

I saw the Kanye ad yesterday (it aired in the Philly market, where we were) but didn't click on the link. Today I found out it went to a website selling swastika T-shirts. This was a Superbowl ad. And it was to a website selling swastika T-shirts. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

I'm terrible at this social media business. I'll retire soon.

How has humanity arrived at a point in time where democracies around the world have succumbed to manipulation of the corrupt where the populations have backed corruption and normalized it on such a scale that the people elect stupidity and evil into power? We've lost the plot.

Fuck yeah Philly!

You wouldn't dismantle the agency that protects consumers for corporate abuse and scams unless you wanted your rich buddies to be able to abuse and scam consumers.

Y'know Cersei from Game of Thrones? She reminds me so much of my mother, as if the character was based on her. Minus the incest and being a queen and all.