think now its the time to pull out my xmas playlist made up of entirely two songs

roman roy being netflixs intellectual property just isnt right

the way my life has been ruined everytime the wdc f1 decision goes into ad we need to do something about this

i bought some earplugs to sleep and that + face mask is absolutely incredible. soon ill reach complete sensory deprivation. ill put myself in a tank.

human beings should have not created sports. like whats the enjoyment in this. like my head is on mars in a sunday over racing cars

why us every picture of oscar since september giving this

getting close to the holiday season only means the ideal week for a vacation in a phsyc ward is coming up

Locked/private accounts are your loss leader as a social media site. Your most prolific posters will never migrate to you if they can't also maintain a separate little speakeasy where they go to bitch about work and post dick & balls

“I just wanna say trans people are beautiful. We are never going to stop existing. I’m never gonna stop being trans, a letter on a passport can’t change that, and fuck this administration.”

the days were ive eaten, showered and im in bed by 8pm watching my silly little shows aaaa maybe life is worth living

baile inolvidable is quite literally THE song

getting a pap smear today meaning this day is more than a thousand 9/11s

having one of those astronaut lamps that project stars and nebula onto youe ceiling and walls has really never killed yourselfed me on my darkest days

one of the most important and historical dates of the year

sometimes you watch a movie from the 90s and youre like they rly spent 20 million dollars on this. incredible decade

yesterday i was going to say "tomorrow might be the day were everything goes right." and guess what. it wasn't. actually everything that could go wrong did to the point of laughter because of how ridiculously wrong it went

the scene on unfriended when she goes on chatroulette to get help -> the scene on trap when she goes on instagram live for someone to call the police. like moments when you know a film is about to become an icon

people think that the worst part of living with anxiety is when you spend months and years worrying about a possible outcome and it never happens but its actually when exactly what you feared happens bc you realize you are right about everything and validates the crippling fear you live with

being in your period in summer is worst than getting shot multiple times in the kneecaps im very serious about this

crazy that diet coke has no negative known side effects. just amazing we can consume it without a care in the world

tumblr is truly the greatest place on earth bc everyday i can go there and see a stream of the most unhinged posts on earth put on text posts. and everyday there are new ones.

sunday night is actually for reflecting exactly what was meant here

love laying in bed inmoble for hours while disasiociating while my cat walks over me like im dead

the truth is they wouldnt even let me enroll in the training for the army to fight the idgaf war. thats how bad im losing

booking the first crash out of 2025 on jam 1st. we wont be procrastinating

my neighbour is in the balcony yelling on the phone @ her fuckass boyfriend and all i want is to let the breeze in while i watch anime can i please live

gonna be honest with you. she kind of changed my life with this

my tummy hurts so bad. i might die

my bank implemented a new security measure where you get an email everytime a charge is made to your credit card and let me tell you its a tragedy that as an adult youre the only person who can stop yourself

the reality i have to accept is that the only person who would make an adaptation of jesus life delving into him and judas being narrative foils would be ryan murphy. i live w this knowledge everyday

realized most of my issues could be solved w a lil nap but the thing is i never have time for that lil nap. so i have issues instead

i hate every single one of my co workers ive realized

guys i care about your spotify wrapped. also i love you all very much

have to say something innovative that has never been said before. i hate landlords

2024 was a horrible year but this november came directly from the pits of hell like idk what happened the last 30 days but it can never happen again

guys…lets take ibuprofen together

everyday of 2024 has felt like that video of rob lowe trying to do rcp on a frozen body and the chest caves in. but youre the body

last week i was thinking about how my worst fear was going to a pilates class and for a man to be there well guess what happened today

i talked to lorde and she said this was the official supercut video. no she literally said that. yeah. yeah

when my mom starts to get really mean i remind her im mentally ill and she immedeatly switches to NEVER KILL YOURSELF ♥️ yeah its the healthiest mother daughter relationship we could produce under such short notice

theres nothing i enjoy more than drinking from a straw

accidentally became someone semi important at my job and i have to explain things to people like can you just know??? i have yaoi to read on company time

if i have to live through another year like 2024 im killing myself no questions ask

having to work for a living is so messed up....

i watched all the available episodes of love is blind argentina and now i have to wait weeks for the finale ive made a huge mistake

the first body horror experience is simply having body. from that point onwards anything can happen

i have to take a new picture for my govt issued id and im considering wearing my brat t shirt to be inmortalizad that way

i have a really cool bruise that looks like a galaxy but i cant get a good picture to show you guys 😔

i think i broke one of toes while sleeping wtf thats so embarassing 😭

what nobody tells you about adulthood is how your body hurts so bad all the time and you have to act like its normal