I’m saddened to hear that pee pee poo poo passed away

making the usual rounds where I log on and apologize for not using this app and tell you guys I’m still alive and long-form posting on substack instead. Here’s my very official author photo.

sorry I’m still on the other app

thank you I planning to focus my january newsletter only on watto’s death and his charming little hat but I stopped myself because my essay was getting weird and sexual.

at a football match eating stadium scran for the first time. This just tastes like ikea cafeteria food which isn’t so bad. Bummed I was really hoping to eat a hot dog made of mushy peas.

Blue sky is awesome because a bunch of people who like to make jokes and a bunch of people who are incapable of identifying a joke are forced to share space

think the thing about lynch that's mostly hanging around my mind lately is remembering "there is an episode of gumby that almost undoubtedly 100 percent left a deep psychic impact on him"

sirloin stockade sign, shreveport, louisiana, 1982

Thomas Buchs

one of the coolest things I did this year was drive 3 hours to meet a huge fat bunny named alex the great

2025 predictions: -nintendo releases wii 2 -costco hot dog price increase -hillary clinton pregnant

republican infighting is so fun to watch because every person involved is insane. elon vs laura loomer is the funniest one so far imo. That woman will handcuff herself to twitter’s headquarters again. Doesn’t play around.

the other app has been really entertaining lately because elon musk is going insane and it makes me happy to see that. Love that for him.

santas coming tonight tonight santas coming tonight!!!!!!

an instagram account that posts pictures of marmots just posted a pic of a girl getting backshots. That wasn’t a marmot. What the fuck

remember when everyone spent weeks arguing about how israel would never bomb a hospital and since then they’ve just been bombing hospitals and schools every day

the luigi stuff really overshadowed the 12th anniversary of the ikea monkey wearing a big coat

I didn’t post any thirst tweets about luigi (the shooter) because he’s too handsome and young for my taste. Luigi (the real luigi) is way sexier to me. Mature. Rugged and misunderstood. A plumber even

I hate looney tunes because of the horny french skunk, he was disgusting, I hate him with my life, he does not leave the cat alone

I’m on twitter liking funny tweets about the ceo dying

guys I’m still on the cousin walk and I’m starting to get scared. We’re approaching the mirror world right now…

welcome to thanksgiving dinner I will be your turkey this evening

she’s so back

lobster statue, trenton, maine, 1985

I’m 29 and I’ve never had cosmetic work/plastic surgery. I feel like I’m at the age where I should probably get filler or botox but I have a rational fear of looking like laura loomer

This man's jersey is going into the divorce court rafters

forgot to post about this on here but I started a substack a few days ago. It will be silly and weird. Also vulnerable. Sexy even sophiecatblake.substack.com

catching up on notifications and I’m not sure why people say this app is wholesome and sexless. Someone replied asking if my boobs “slosh around” on the mickey train ride at disneyland

are big naturals allowed on this app

apparently he’s still on twitter and he’s defending bill clinton. I’m going to kiII myself

where is Eric J

cock ❤️

this is the best cutest sesame street episode. his name is Rufus and he’s stupid :( he doesn’t know his 123s. He opened a lemonade stand and he didn’t know how to make lemonade or count money :(

haven’t been on here in so long. My last post here is about wanting to get double penetrated by the sonic commercial guys for some reason

I want them to double penetrate me in the backseat of my car while parked in the sonic drive in

internet friendships are funny because we can be pals for 10 years online but as soon as you change your profile pic and name, I have lost you for LIFE

going to follow everyone back because people are using different names and avis on here and I genuinely don’t know who anyone is

I ❤️ Peeing

checking 6 different apps I’m getting dizzy