At least Ohtani is likeable

I know it's not over yet, but...

Christian Yelich would have fewer than 20 RBI over the course of an entire season based on his playoff numbers

Ball x Pit

Happy Thong Song Thursday, everybody!

I want to make up some bumper stickers that say "BABY ON BOARD" with a photo of an old white guy in a MAGA hat. Definitely wouldn't recommend using them to vandalize anyone's property, though.

Top Edgelord Elon Musk must be held accountable for his role in normalizing edgelord behavior outside of the internet

@therealdvo.bsky.social you get tired of protecting pedophiles yet? I wish you nothing but the worst things in life. Fuck you. Take your bullshit rhetoric and fuck yourself with it

Leave your children no choice but to go no contact with you due to your political beliefs to own the libs

"How did you ladies get to the Grand Canyon?"

Tommy Wiseau's Eyes Wide Shut

Looks like three of the babies are still hanging out. Either Charlotte's Web lied to me and spiders don't regularly have a shitload of babies or most of them fucked off already

Always a good day when Notre Dame loses

In Kirby and the Forgotten Land, you can press up on the d-pad to say hi to every Waddle Dee in Waddle Dee Town.

ROLL DAMN TEARS

Also got "Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check" on there.

Willy Wonky: No Charlie, that's not Slugworth, he works for me! It's just a prank, bro! You absolute imbecile! Oh, and good luck explaining all of those deaths in YOUR chocolate factory!

More companies should pay the licensing fees to use Conga by Gloria Estefan as their hold music

Our resident spider at work had babies

Macaron Chapelle Roan by El Chombo

I think a ska band should cover Simon & Garfunkel's entire discography

@therealdvo.bsky.social Hey dipshit, did you see the video of what happened at Bryan Steil's town hall? Come home and face your constituents, coward. Also, fuck you.

Milwaukee Brewers acquired 60 year old former Olympic speed skater Dan Jansen? Hell yeah

@therealdvo.bsky.social do you and Dan Bongino ever erotically rub your bald spots together?

A live look at @therealdvo.bsky.social's liver

And if you see Johnny Football Hero in the hall Tell him he played a great game Tell him you liked his article in the newspaper

Normalize bullying your dipshit government representatives. @therealdvo.bsky.social fuck you, dipshit. You suck.

@therealdvo.bsky.social DVO only eats sweet pickles. He also fucking sucks.

@therealdvo.bsky.social Woke up this morning and you still fucking suck, my guy

@therealdvo.bsky.social You fucking suck, my guy

@billdelphine.bsky.social PMA Pushing Myfingersintomy Asshole

Kippers for breakfast? Is it St. Swithin's Day already?

Sweetest Thing by U2 fucking sucks

Got his ass, saved my game and then promptly got absolutely dumpster'd by the next demon I encountered

And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice: We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive!

10/10, would poop again

Today might be a Plastic Beach day

Between Joey Ortiz and Sal Frelick, the Brewers lead the league in number of guys who have eyes too close together

@ryboy.bsky.social Grats

2 cats is too few 3 cats is too many

Calling something "AI slop" will be the insult of choice in the second half of the 2020s

My experience with the Shin Megami Tensei series: Buy SMT4 for the 3DS, having never played any of them before. Die repeatedly in the first dungeon and never make it past the Minotaur. Stop playing for 10+ years Get the itch to show that Minotaur who's boss and can't find my 3DS Some day...

My favorite #Wisconsin #NoKings sign/flag from today. #wipolitics

Freezing cold take here but NHL Finals > NBA Finals