Ok but who has that level of control over their pee

PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. (AP) — we regret to inform you that Punxsutawney Phil is mentioned 35 times in the Epstein Files, including in the flight logs

Whether it's Democrats wanting the federal government to release the names of people who raped children with Jeffrey Epstein or Republicans wanting state governments to release the names of people who voted Democrat in 2024, both sides are seeking names for retribution.

God took the wrong person from "Home Alone 2." It's really that simple.

So what's everyone wearing to the Melania movie tomorrow?

@governorwalz.mn.gov I assume we're going to pursue absolutely maximum penalties for this. We don't fuck around after the Hortmans.

Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.

Americans must have the right to bear arms so that they can resist tyranny. But if they exercise that right in a time of tyranny, they should expect to be shot and killed.

Good morning. Fuck Ice.

Did the Vikings just quick kick? If not then they should've/

You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before

This is a real flight school, teaching people to fly planes!!! Like????

Pretty soon all economic and jobs data released by the federal government will be handwritten with a black Sharpie