The coach of the team we just beat in the semi-finals was walking off the field with one of our team's game balls. I sent the assistant coach over to get it back. That coach tried to make a choice...

Scrambled eggs are better when scrambled with 1/6 cup of milk per egg.

Goals Added (g+) Dribbling vs. Passing in NWSL in May, 2026. Top right: players who can slice a defense open with a pass or carry it 30 yards dynamically. Croix Bethune led the league in *BOTH* categories last month. Cooper also elite.

This is applicable to every generation for the past 100 years of pop culture, according to that generation:

*whispers* DeMelo was uncapped in 2023...

Now it’s official

For non-Minnesota people: this is an excellent explanation of the specific and byzantine world of Minnesota DFL in-party process, and why specifically Angie Craig dropping from the endorsement is damning. Taylor is a local indie journalist reporting information provided by the Flanagan campaign

Messi wasn't wrong 🤷‍♀️

reminds me of one of my favourite NWSL moments

I give smart people well-informed answers to the questions they should have been asking me.

🎶Return of the Mal🎶 🎶Return of the Mal🎶

Racing Louisville FO: we need to sell minority share to keep up with player expenses since ticket sales are so low Chicago Stars FO, where average ticket sales are even lower: we don't need to worry about ticket revenue if we don't spend money on getting players

On a scale of 0 to My Actual Score, what score does my ShePlays fantasy soccer team show today?

If Chicago's only options are an abusive environment where no one wants to play or a noncompetitive environment where no one wants to play, then Chicago needs to be shut down.

Failing Sunday School when it's an open book test...

🎶What does Guy Fawkes say?🎶

Dónde Están los Ladrones?

I'm just a boy Standing in front of my ShePlays NWSL fantasy soccer account Asking it to work correctly for once

Revenge of the Sixth!

I find your lack of Fifth disturbing...

May the 4s be with you!

And that is the second-best Chicago attendance this season. I was made to believe that being closer to the city would solve the attendance issues.

As a Chicago fan, it was nice to finally watch a great game.* * The great game watched was yesterday with Washington vs Orlando.

The Chicago [Red] Stars have had almost that many coaches in the past year. Surely, one of them was a top coach, right? Oh wait...

Mak Whitham, now in her second professional season, was 143 days old when USWNT qualified for the 2011 WC.

In other news, Alyssa Naeher saved the PK in the World Cup.

Seriously...

When the admin doesn't look closely at the words on the sweatshirt before posting...

Chicago likely the first in line for the calendar flip...

Live look at Boston's shooters

Huitema wasn't even born when...

More like the KC Obsolete...

Cat showing up at her next pregame fit check sporting that Kirkland Signature

The franchise fees are ridiculous. Absolute cash grab that has nothing to do with growing the sport. Sucks so bad to see them go this route

Aerial threat Girma

Players this game needs: - long-ball passers (Yohannes, Davidson) - defenders who stay home (Girma) Players who may struggle: - fancy dribblers (Lavelle, A. Thompson) - backs who play high (Patterson, G. Thompson) - players who get called for fouls but don't draw them equally (Heaps, Sonnett)

You think Chicago attendance numbers are low NOW...

Step 1: shift to Fall-to-Spring calendar Step 2: add MN Aurora as next expansion team Step 3: watch NWSL teams dread coming to Allianz like NFL teams dread going to Lambeau

One should be Bond, one should be Q. Either way.

That goalie chip worldie was something. #U23