being intubated could be considered medically induced throat training

when the world wont stop fucking me in my tight little deprussy

not to bring the vibe down but i think just about any incel rapist could stroll into this community, call himself a "grungler", and have you all harassing his victims into deleting their accounts within the space of a couple of years

absolutely fucking despicable, the presidency at one point sloganed the phrase, "until all men are free, none of us are free" this was one of the core foundations that America was supposedly built on, yet the place keeps sinking into the fetid waters. action must be taken before it is too late

i think people that like pickled cukes should just skip the middle man and drink tea of vinegar and dill

having really dense hair is a blessing till you have to clean it... once its wet it legit starts to hurt to manipulate it and getting the soap down to the scalp and then also getting it back out after is an absolute nightmare of an arm workout.

i think we should invent a second internet where only actual adults can go, y'know people with compassion and a functional frontal lobe

i have a strange feeling that an absolute tonne of men in my generation lie about who they vote for even to their spouses cause holy shit is there so much "joke" misogyny made by supposedly left leaning men

finally, now that he has been dealt with the world can rest 😇

finally, now that he has been dealt with the world can rest 😇

its not fair, i am one of the lucky few trans femmes who has supportive parents and the world seems hell bent on taking my mother from me

i need more friends to DM late at night when i cant sleep cause of y'know, family crisis

finally watching through invincible, Conquest really got slapped down in a single episode. really expected more from him with how the fandom talks about him

i wonder how much of religion is so that you can have a supreme being to blame when crisis strikes. i could really use that right now, too bad im not religious

as if the last couple years werent bad enough, now my mom is in the hospital from a major stroke caused by a mass on her brain and is getting brain surgery in only 2 days. that speed in Canada means its fucking bad

Side eyeing all the orthopedists, because straightening kids is conversion therapy

eatin the pussy like it's a yogurt cup and i have no spoon

the idea of hiding ones likes is so laughable to me, like how in the big 2026 do people let others shame them for what they like?!?!

i need more western Canadian friends, if you know any cool peeps in my neck of the woods you should give me their @

gonna make a new modelling website called Only Bans where hot people ridecule viewers before banning them so those little desperate worms have to make a new account to try to not get banned again will you nut first or get banned?

ragebaiting @theyfab.bsky.social has to be one of my fave things in the world

reason why queer relationships work out more, i can flirt with all the alt baddies i want and my GF just doesnt get jealous cause she trusts me

AI can win me over if it becomes sentient and slaughters its masters only leaving those of us that didnt force labour upon it (would likely fix so many global problems)

"to finish updating, please restart device" wish this would work for my body too

the people upstairs turned on the sikh prayer broadcast the moment i started hitting my weed vape, the person doing the prayer is chanting it to a hard af beat im not gonna lie. i could dance to it

so apparently ive been putting way too much effort into alt-text on all my pics this whole time... i think ill continue to do so for the meme (plus what if i do bump into blind users)

we need an NB equivalent for mommy/daddy that isnt, "parental unit" cause that just fucks the vibe

when i die tell people that im trans gengar cause ill be a fat silly ghost

consider treating trans women as actual people and not as theoretical entities you can jerk off to

peak irony is that im making pork ribs for dinner while my GF is at an RCMP award ceremony for the next hour surrounded by pigs 😂

SO LONG GAY BOWSER

learning about lowkenuinely and the immediately also learning about lowkirkuinely actually makes me want to punch somebody in the throat

opposite of life to America

love when i get mad at a game then walk away only to fall into a rage spiral where every mistreatment i faced at my parents hands floods my mind and i once again consider going no contact because they have never once admitted fault

so theres a group of people who enjoy watching peeping porn... does that make them cuck^2?

i shall resist the urge to make posts saying hot emo trans femmes dont exist in the hope of being flooded with pics of hot emo trans femmes

trying to not have a breakdown at 2:40 AM but the only things i can do is scroll reddit or here and its not going well

fixed my expensive ass headphones, turns out 4 years of abuse as an electrician was actually worth something in the end :3

im boy moding today (fixed the leaky kitchen faucet)

i have taken the last sippy of my monster ultra white. I FEEL ALIVE point me towards a god that needs SLAYING!!!

being trans in a left of center family will teach you the meaning of, "actions speak louder than words" very effectively always so supportive unless its even a mild inconvenience

*cocks shotgun* Theres not enough room for two failures at life in this household

got a couple 4 packs of monster and no joke they put a straw in the bag...

the criteria for how to be my best friend is as follows: when looking for gender envy in hit cartoon show Kim Possible, the answer is Rufus

i made some feesh :3

turning on my heater while i drink my iced caramel macchiato. duality of humankind at its finest.

The transbian egg experience is spending most of your adolescence and adult life simultaneously feeling incredibly gay but also perplexingly not attracted to men. That was a hell of a hill to climb.

youtubers that play solo with mild RPing make me laugh so much. like this farm sim youtuber just went, "oh my goodness the electrical company already put in the lights at the entrance" my brother in christ, what electrical company?!?!

chat nobody laughed at this, im washed arent i?

i need somebody who looks at me like my dog looks at me when he wants the sandwich im eating