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Since we're all thinking about Clyde at the races we're throwing a little event to celebrate the annual heist-aversary Theme: public sex (bonus if you work Phee giving Clyde an in scene blow job) Date: May 25 5pm CT Link: archiveofourown.org/collections/... #Moneyshot600

Clyde ‘Santa' having fulfilled all his duties, (Naughty) ‘Elf’ Phee finds fun ways to reward him. For starters, she thinks he might enjoy a gift of his own. — ‘Under the Mistletoe’ Some sexy Christmas #ClydePhee fluff for Moony (@macksayev.bsky.social) E 2/3 archiveofourown.org/works/61661977…

A historical clydephee hogmanay // infidelity in an unhappy marriage She’s (mostly) reconciled herself to this life of hers. A loveless marriage, one that may have set her father free of his debts but left her imprisoned in a cell of her own. +

Ride the rides #clydephee Cw// underage, consent issues Phee goes to the fair and falls for carny Clyde. She chooses to go on her own adventure archiveofourown.org/works/610550...

Currently thinking about omega Phee *accidentally* sending this to her older neighbor. She's so desperate she's about to walk right over and beg for him to help her #Clydephee

Mean and grumpy bounty hunter in space Clyde Logan (and Phee on the run) #clydephee

When Clyde takes to long closing up the Duck, Phee likes to call and gently encourage him to get there before she starts without him. #ClydePhee

Whiskers and Wishes (ClydePhee, T) - archiveofourown.org/works/61500130

Seeing the world through your eyes #clydephee Atmospheric, witchy, time shenanigans archiveofourown.org/works/61644271

Mermaid Phee waiting for her person to come along #ClydePhee #Art #MermaidArt

Phee gets stuck in a festive way, Clyde comes home early, and two shy roommates are forced to confront their feelings. 🎄 light me up (like starlight) A soft Christmas pining roommates #clydephee fic for Moony (@macksani) Rated M, 2k words 🔗 below

While helping Clyde perform his duties as 'Santa', ‘Elf’ Phee finds all sorts of fun ways to entertain (distract) him. She is absolutely going on the Naughty List. — ‘Under the Mistletoe’ Sexy Christmas #ClydePhee fluff for Moony (@macksayev.bsky.social) E, 1/3, archiveofourown.org/works/616619...

Clydephee: Clyde X Ophelia

Family First Ch 3/4 #clydephee CW// step-sibling incest, consent issues 17 yo Phee, age gap archiveofourown.org/works/606628...

NEW #Clydephee FIC UPDATE for #TurnMeOnFic Lineman Clyde/Exotic 💃🏽Phee E, 12/15 Ch 12: Fade Into You Jimmy held up his hand and Phee clicked her jaw shut. “He loves you.” The words struck her. She reeled, staggering back from that declaration. 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/536566...

Clyde goes running when he hears Mellie shriek from his bedroom. He ricochets off the doorframe before coming to a panting halt. "What? What's wrong, Mel?" "Whose is THAT?!?!" his sister demands, pointing to the (adorable, unbearably hot) thong hanging from his dresser.

// pseudo-incest but soft vibes i promise , medieval or GOT style au , parent death , Phee is Clyde’s stepmom but the same age or younger #clydephee Ser Logan, a widower, Clyde’s father, is in debt and arranges to wed the young Ophelia as a mutually beneficial favour to her father, his+

#Clydephee Family first CW// step sibling incest, consent issues Phee gets bolder. Clyde tries to be discouraging archiveofourown.org/works/606628...

"Ung Clyde! It's too much!" to the tune of Folgers theme 🎶"the best part of waking up Is my penis in your butt"🎶

Clyde shifts Phee in his arms, and she lets out another moan. “Almost there, darlin.” He pushes the bedroom door open with his hip & carefully sets her down in the bed. “It hurts, Clyde.” “I’ll get you some tums and that soothing tea you like. And the leftovers will be waiting for you tomorrow.”

NSFW The turkey is stuffed and in the oven, Clyde is in the shower while Phee finishes the place setting. She turns to see Clyde's prosthetic sitting on the counter and all she can think about is if it can all fit inside of her. She can take all of his fingers, warm and flesh and malleable.

Ramping up to folgercest season for all those who celebrate Family first #clydephee CW// step sibling incest, non con elements Clyde comes back home a little broken, phee's happy to help him heal Based on a prompt by @mytbrisgrowing.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/606628...

This week's #Clydephee prompt!

Clyde never expected to fall in love. But then, he never expected to meet Phee Larsen either. From the moment she walked through the Duck Tape's door, he knew he wanted to marry her. Mr. Clyde Larsen certainly sounded nice, didn't it? thanks @miranhasart.bsky.social for the comm! #clydephee #art

Werewolf Clyde with a tummy ache the morning after the full moon. He can't remember much but he thinks he saw somebody in the woods... "Where's Hamlet at, anyway." "Um, about that-" *burp* "'Scuse me, sorry...I don't think he'll be bothering you no more." Anyway, #ClydePhee

#reylosss #Clydephee CW// pseudo-incest, step siblings, age gap, 17 yo Phee Just a little something for the approaching folgercest season

reshare of #clydephee valentine goodness

I created a ClydePhee feed for posts with AO3 links if anyone is interested: bsky.app/profile/did:...

Her hints are getting more obvious, or at least Phee’s deliberately making them more so, but Clyde is almost obtuse with ignoring them. And she’s only meant to be staying here for three more days. ‘Screw it,’ she thinks, goes for broke, hangs her thong from the top drawer of his dresser. #ClyePhee

#clydephee lore for bluesky

#clydephee silliness based off our first prompt:

Soulmates, in that they are roommates who steal each other’s underwear rather than admit how they are feeling

Starting today, we will be posting a prompt 1x a week for our #clydephee friends to drabble over, headcanon about, anything! Today's prompt is...

A little happy Phee walking in the woods #ClydePhee

Who doesn’t want to be stolen away into faerie land at this point? Make it a modern AU where Phee finds herself taken to a faerie kingdom hidden away in the wilds of West Virginia #clydephee

Yet again thinking about a high school au where Clyde went to Jimmy for advice. There was this girl a grade or two behind him that he really liked, and since girls always seemed to flock to his older brother, he needed advice. He didn't know how to approach Ophelia Larson. + #clydephee

We hit 150 fics last night! A huge thank you to our writers, and to the artists, manip makers, and to the readers all fostering creativity and love for Clydephelia 💛 And thank you again to @mytbrisgrowing.bsky.social for launching our tiny but mighty ship!

The #Clydephee #ClydePheeVer collection is LIVE! We have six works ready to be enjoyed 🩷 archiveofourown.org/collections/...

describing the plot to my #clydephee spring Fever fic: "Man eats chocolate, experiences even less refractory periods than normal, and gets a haircut from the object of his desires"

Clyde is dead. Phee keeps discovering new plants in the forest around her house. #clydepheever

Phee wants to look for a plant but she can’t because Hamlet sucks. Phee eventually finds that plant after hitching a ride with Clyde—but she finds a different plant too 🌿 #ClydePheeVer #clydephee

Today is the day! Fics go live at 8pm EST! If you'd like to submit a fic after today, we are opening the collection on March 26th 🩷 #ClydePheeVer #Clydephee

Clyde and Phee go hiking. There are flowers. Phee gets hot and sticky. Clyde falls down. More flowers. Also moonshine.

The last promo before #ClydePheeVer fics drop Tuesday the 19th! Today, we're playing "describe your #clydephee fic badly"

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