This is incredibly niche, but I'm itching to write an AU after finding out a player I enjoy loves Star Wars and Legos, and someone brought a set to the game for him. Something something Rey finds herself connecting with perennial 4th liner Ben after Poe convinces her to bring a Lego set to the game

I wanted more ragebaiter Ilya in my life. #heatedrivalry #ilyarozanov

Tomorrow is the NHL's trade deadline which had me thinking about a Hollanov au where Ilya takes a maintenance day the day before the deadline, and of course all the fans think he's getting traded, and Shane has to explain his husband is fine. He's at home with Anya and will be on the ice tomorrow

Via Osmosis, Solo By @dhampirse.bsky.social and myself Ben/Rey, BenXthe kor CW/ orgy, lots of cum, using cum to get Ben's math grade up Can you get smarter via cum Osmosis? archiveofourown.org/works/804927...

Amp @kyloremus.bsky.social is so talented and generous, and I’m just blown away by how she can bring stories to life with the art she makes. If you can afford to give her some support right now, please consider: ko-fi.com/kyloremusss

Mark your calendars for May 24, 2026: The Clydephee 5th Anniversary Event #ClydePhee5eva is coming! The first official pairing of Clyde and Ophelia occurred in the summer of 2021, and we are so excited to celebrate the 5th anniversary of this ship. Please find more info about this event below:

I have the next update of seeing you tonight (it's a bad idea, right) almost ready to update, but I think I might be a bit too superstitious about hockey at this point to post it before the playoffs start next month 😅

I know textfics take me *forever* to write, but I'm feeling the urge to do something very silly and write a Hollanov au where a few fans notice that Ilya's pupils always seem to dilate whenever he's asked about Shane and some eager (but entirely overstepping) fan starts to speculate why

Coworkers to complicated 3/3 now complete For @moem.bsky.social for RFFA NSFW Coworkers to fake married to oops all married archiveofourown.org/works/793763...

I appreciate how they are taking this moment to direct site traffic to a variety of charities. Truly hope that all the Team USA players going tonight have a miserable night, season, career, etc

Ben to Rey: He's more than a bit clueless about sports and has no idea that he's talking to a forward for the local PWHL team. He just saw the hockey in her bio and wanted to connect, but Rey is somehow charmed by him and his eagerness to listen to her talk.

This issue is endemic in hockey. While I absolutely love the sport, the culture that has festered and grown is profoundly toxic. It's not isolated to the US either. We Breed Lions by Rick Westhead provides a good look at how awful hockey culture is from the youngest teams all the way up to the NHL

Reylo Labubu and Tycoco

Canada losing is bad enough, but now I have to watch the Tkachuk brothers be happy and that makes it so much worse 😭

Want to read all 100 @reyloffanth.bsky.social fics but no clue how to keep up? I present a DIY foldable zine where you can cross off every single fic You can download it here for free ko-fi.com/s/306e8cd554 There are instructions and links to videos. DM me any questions you still have

So here's my celebratory thread (read lap) shouting out my 12 I wrote for this year's exchange. Inside of a dew drop for @echofarandfaint.bsky.social Fae queen Rey has her sights set on on notorious Kylo Ren Light kidnapping but it's for his own good archiveofourown.org/works/76669456

My RFFA Fics 🧵 (courtesy RFFA Derangement syndrome) 12 fics ahead, so take a break, grab a drink & a snack: this might take a minute. Unending thanks to @jenofthemidwest.bsky.social, @milliedonut.bsky.social, @ldymila.bsky.social, and @ev3rmichelle.bsky.social for letting me flail. 1/13

Mack extending his point streak in the Olympics to 10 (amazing, I love it), the game coming down to the final seconds (pls dont do this again, the horrors of Sharks hockey are too loud rn)

I knew it was coming, and yet Sid being ruled out for the game today and the C going to McDavid just ruined my day 😭😭 I need Canada to win more than ever now because Sid can't go home without a medal

The way I got exactly zero work done during the Canada-Czechia game because the lingering horrors of Sharks hockey was starting to creep in with how Canada was playing 😅 (pls don't do this again in the semi finals)

I received my first mean bot comment today and can I just say it's a little funny that this is what they're being mean about and not: my obvious grammar mistakes, the dead dove content, or the ridiculously shameless smut that makes no sense? Like ok, Bot, you can do better

My frame for the Aeonian event! In honor of @macksayev.bsky.social I did clydephee 🖤

Happy Chinese New Year of the Horse,Reylos! #reylo #reyloart Rey：饺子要吃烫烫的，男人要爱壮壮的😆

REYLO ROCKSTARS AU 🤘 My contribution to this project. I'm so grateful and honored to be a part of it. 🥹 #reyloart #reylo10years

This one was Padawan Ben and Sith Princess Rey 😌 y’all know me; I’m rabid about showing ear 👂

Having Macklin-McDavid-MacKinnon on a line together feels illegal somehow, but oh I love this. Cooper is really cooking with the lineups for Canada today

I fear the Olympics are going to make me even more emo over hockey than usual because the way Crosby, MacKinnon, and McDavid are all talking about Celebrini right now has me all 🥹🥹🥹 (not only is the future so incredibly teal, so is the present)

Part 2 of the figure skating au I comm'd from @miranhasart.bsky.social The final seconds of the program have ended, but neither of them are ready for it to be over. The points, the possible medals, fade into the background as they cling to each other, breathless and beaming and so incredibly happy

Macklin Celebrini getting the first goal for Team Canada. I know that's right 🙂‍↕️

Trying to come up with a believable excuse for my boss for why I need a two hour lunch break this morning so I can watch team Canada's first game 😂 like sorry boss, I know it's not even my country playing, but I need to see the Celebrini-McDavid-Wilson line

I need to create a separate bsky account just for hockey posting 😭😂 a new commercial just dropped with Sid and Mack and I need to talk about it somewhere but I don't think everyone wants to see my hockey posting

I comm'd @miranhasart.bsky.social a while ago for a Reylo figure skating au inspired by one of my favorite pairs lifts last season with young pairs skater Rey and accidentally-agreeing-to-come-out-of-retirement-just-for-her pairs skater Ben

seeing you tonight (it's a bad idea, right?) Rey would be writing a letter right now to the IIHF thanking them for mandating neck guards for all hockey players at the olympics. Not for the obvious safety reasons, though. But because of how bitable Ben looks when he's wearing one 😌

Had a silly Hollanov thought about Ilya discovering hockey rpf in the early years of AO3 and being *very* confused (and Shane is no help) ....unfortunately Ilya thinks some yums should be yucked, at least when it comes to Scott Hunter

Watching Canada's mens hockey team react to speed skating today I fear is my new favorite thing 😭

hollanov au here where Ilya sees the ridiculous set up team usa has to pose in front of and he decides to take it up as a personal challenge Shane: ... Ilya, you know I can't get pregnant Ilya: so? we keep trying. is fun (And the rest of team canada quickly invests in noise canceling headphones)

Soooo... I cannot wait to see ice dancing tonight, which brought to mind this #reyloart piece I did for @janejanajuno.bsky.social's fic, the tiniest moves you make. "The crowd roared... but Ben couldn’t hear them...There was only the music and the ice and Rey." Link below!

I have a strong sudden urge for a Hollanov au where Ilya sees Shane wearing a neck guard for the first time and goes a bit feral over it... especially if Ilya doesn't find out about it until minutes before the game

Hollanov au where Shane is at the 2026 Olympics, and Ilya is chirping him, calling him "boring" and an "old man" because Team Canada decides the teenage star the media dubbed "the next Hollander" and 1/2 of the "dumb and dumber" duo in San Francisco needs a chaperone so they make Shane room with him

This is Alpha Ben, boner gone haywire, rutting to his eyeballs and he just had a meeting with a coworker named Rey smelling like she's three days in a heat and refusing to take a sick day.

I know this is problem the worst time in recent history to just up and quit my job without a backup plan....but what if I do it anyway 🫠

Somehow Reylo.... Ben's used to controlling everything in the business world, but somehow he's putty when it comes to the barista at his favorite coffee shop. And Rey's so excited about her guesses that he can't say no - even if it's the mostly sickly sweet concoction he's ever tasted

Trophy Clydephee Yautja! Clyde CW: monster fucking, sex pollen, noncon elements Clyde's been on this hostile planet over a year, but he's never seen the creature behave this way. Maybe the human could be an asset archiveofourown.org/works/78294491

We did not properly punish the confederates. We did not properly punish the insurrectionists on January 6th. We have to punish ICE. They can’t be allowed to slink back into their communities quietly. Expose them. Arrest them. Convict them. Imprison them.

seeing you tonight (it's a bad idea, right?) ch 21 update 🏒 A Reylo Hockey Textfic 🏒 Meddling Knights of Ren 🏒 Friends to Idiots to Lovers 🏒 To Rey, he's Kylo Ren, her online best friend, but to the world, he's Ben Solo, star defenseman for the Chandrila Sabres archiveofourown.org/works/545735...

seeing you tonight (it's a bad idea, right?) ch 21 update 🏒 A Reylo Hockey Textfic 🏒 Meddling Knights of Ren 🏒 Friends to Idiots to Lovers 🏒 To Rey, he's Kylo Ren, her online best friend, but to the world, he's Ben Solo, star defenseman for the Chandrila Sabres archiveofourown.org/works/545735...

"They say they're coming to save us from some evil? They're talking about our neighbors who take care of us ... Alex was murdered while he was helping. Mr Rogers said look for the helpers, & right now the helpers have a target on our forehead ... Mr Rogers would be here right now too, so I'm here."

Abolish ICE is now the moderate minimum position, Prosecute ICE is where Dems should be at next.

they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.