Who wears short shorts? Clydephee Complete (Sorry if you're going off the email I did the updates in the wrong order) Now with sexy times and a classically open ending 🙂‍↕️ archiveofourown.org/works/689943...

I updated Ohhh, Big Stretch last night. Things are getting serious between shy, awkward Ben and Rey - now they just need to practice being more direct about what they want

🎃REYLOWEEN ROLL CALL👻 #Reyloween starts this Wednesday- comment or QT to let us know if you'll be participating in this spooky event!

Ohhh, Big Stretch - Ch 16 ✨Awkward, shy Ben ✨Gym trainer Rey ✨What happens when Ben has to start life over in his early 30s, and he falls hard and fast for the pretty gym employee near his parents' house? Disaster. That's what. archiveofourown.org/works/493356... art by @miranhasart.bsky.social

Just a reminder: No matter the fandom, if you sort by Kudos on AO3 and only read the most popular fics, you're going to miss a LOT of amazing fanworks, including the ones still being actively updated. Especially for older fandoms that may be less active now.

Champagne and Water a new #Clydephee fic Chapter 1/2 2519 Words Rated M (?) - rating may change Clyde pushed her away, and now Phee's marrying somone else, but she doesn't seem too happy about it. archiveofourown.org/works/71454086

Saying goodbye was always the hardest part for Phee The summers she'd spent in West Virginia were filled with some of her favorite memories, but now it was all drawing to an end. In a week, she'd be sitting in her first college lecture, and Clyde - well, Clyde wouldn't be there when she returned 1/

Shake it out and light a cigarette Altfran with a clydephee subplot if you squint CW// attempted murder, gun violence, on the run, forced proximity Fran goes out for a night with coworkers and may end up running for her life. archiveofourown.org/works/714453...

It's giving Single dad Phillip x Teacher Fran AU She's not supposed to have favorites, but it's hard not to. She's really going to miss the littlest Altman when it's time for him to move on to Second Grade (....and maybe she'll also miss the bigger Altman, too)

Since AO3 will be down the entire day Please self rec (or rec a friend) with a fun fic, so I (and maybe others) have a fun list to download tonight for bed time (and probably day time) stories tomorrow

I'm so unbelievably tired of smug holier than thou tumblrina shit like this either shut up or kill the fucking fandom policing cop in your head!!!

There's something kind of gross about publishing an article like this during a time when fascism and censorship are on an almost meteoric rise. Also, why the fuck is it always people who write romance that are being thrown under the bus like this? Maybe we should investigate that instead.

Can we just agree that people write fanfiction for many reasons: Because of IP to spite IP sometimes just to make the story in your head happen with established characters. But also that fanfic writers turned authors are just trying to survive because of capitalism they're not exactly the big banks

It's really gross how he keeps talking about Rey and her storyline like that. Like there's plenty of legit things to criticize LucasFilm for, but the way he keeps being at least a little misogynistic and almost purposely ignoring what is blatantly on the screen, is not it

pre-tired of any piece that's like "hey guys, finally figured out the specific moral route to correct fiction consumption! yes... it looks like just shitting on romance novelists again for the thousandth time... but trust me, these are Bad romance novelists"

I'm scared of heights so being raised up by Jeebus would scare me. This Oath CW: Dom Sub switch, medical scenes archiveofourown.org/works/30168306 Unbroken CW: animal injury, past abuse, rough sex archiveofourown.org/works/26799988 Elixir CW: dubcon, sex work archiveofourown.org/works/26631208

*rubs hands together* let's go Let's start with incest 😌 Breylo CNC, weapons play, kidnapping. Father/daughter/uncle archiveofourown.org/works/327461... Consent issues abound

This is absolutely brilliant. 11/10 no notes.

#BanginRaptureEve It would either be this cousins fooling around one: archiveofourown.org/works/31201703 Or the priest sex one: archiveofourown.org/works/307562...

The reasons for me not being raptured number the stars, but here’s a few of my #Reylofic as a taste. A thread for #BanginRaptureEve 🧵

Look, I'm just saying... the polycules archiveofourown.org/collections/... and also the gay werewolves archiveofourown.org/series/5123246 #BanginRaptureEve

cw: underage, incest doing something unholy ⭐ Uncle Ben is trying his best (until he's not) ⭐ Animal Crossing makes an appearance ⭐ Rey just really loves her Uncle Ben. Isn't she lucky that she gets to stay with him while her mom is overseas? #BanginRaptureEve archiveofourown.org/works/422114...

I feel like my stuff is pretty tame compared to most of my moots, but to celebrate #BanginRaptureEve I'm sharing my PWP fics as proof that I am a filthy sinner 😈 Thread below 🧵👇🏻 #Reylofic #fuckcensorship

Don’t bother re-subscribing. Make them hurt.

Clyde being interviewed by Ophelia for a public radio local interest program about his family curse #clydephee

don't fade away - ch. 3 update ⭐️ Pre-TFA au ⭐️ What if the bond first opened the night Ben fled from Luke? ⭐️ Soft, but dark ⭐️ They might be lightyears away from each other, but Kylo is going to find a way to take care of his favorite little scavenger #reylo archiveofourown.org/works/498110...

don't fade away - ch. 3 update ⭐️ Pre-TFA au ⭐️ What if the bond first opened the night Ben fled from Luke? ⭐️ Soft, but dark ⭐️ They might be lightyears away from each other, but Kylo is going to find a way to take care of his favorite little scavenger #reylo archiveofourown.org/works/498110...

Something of Hers Chapter 1/? 2417 Words Rated E eventual Breyzine, mind the tags, and know that they may change as I tend to tag as I go. archiveofourown.org/works/711753...

Lot of people who claim to care about public health out here pushing their substacks Y'all, nazism is a public health problem

For Find You, the scratch and sniff cover would be a blend of their scents—peach and vanilla with rosemary and honey #clydephee

As you cancel streaming services, here is a casual reminder that only 16% of Americans read for pleasure anymore, and your local library has hundreds or thousands of books you haven't read. They would love to see you stop by and renew your library card.

This here is why I made a crude, offensive drawing of Charlie Kirk and openly celebrated his death in an essay. We're well past the time where mere statements supporting free speech can do anything. We need to be willing to engage in the banned speech, loudly and unapologetically.

It's been a while since I last posted, but I'm back from a much-needed vacation and will try to get back to drawing as much as I can. I hope you're all doing well. #kyloren #reyloww #reyloart #myart

It's been a while, but I'm working on the next chapter of Ohhh, Big Stretch After the incident with the scary movie, Rey's worried that Ben might be too shy to ever voice how he's really feeling. #reyloww

Thinking about high-profile gamer KyloRen getting into it with ReyNobody during a game and it leads to years of taunting, call outs etc. Eventually he discovers he's been beefing with a teenage girl - and to make it worse, she's playing on an old PC that doesn't even meet all the system requirements

i can hardly wait to properly meet this anxious marshmallow "Jeff #1" digital painting / #AdamDriver / #FatherMotherSisterBrother / #art read the essay here: buff.ly/5Y1tn2u or on ao3 here: buff.ly/0jIHKUH

Can I interest y'all in an update to a fic that I started back in 2022? #reylofic #reylo See You Around, Kid 🚀 Canonverse, post TLJ 😂 Crack treated (somewhat) seriously 👻 Force Ghost Like 🫂 Ben Solo needs a hug... 🛏️ ... and a nap 🔥 Rated T 📖 Chapter 3/7 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/386482...

An adjacent or sister ship uh oh (i'm falling in love) by @inayaluic.bsky.social This sweet little ClydePhee is off to such a sweet start. Also makes me really wish we had more snow where I am. archiveofourown.org/works/52894141

I posted two updates over the weekend: a dash of fate - ch 9/9 ⭐️ AltFran ⭐️Omegaverse ⭐️Phillip is an alpha dick dasher and Fran just requested him for her heat uh oh (i'm falling in love) - ch 3/5 ❄️ ClydePhee ❄️ Snowed In Together ❄️ Accidental d@ddy kink between "friends" (ao3 links in reply)

As of last night, I'm halfway to my far-too-ambitious goal for 2025 of finishing 12 WIPs. I won't complete it this year, which is ok because the goal was just to motivate me to finish things. But since I've made it halfway, it feels like I should treat myself by finally writing my Gold Star Reylo AU

Tears Turn to Ash #clydephee Pyramidhead!Clyde x stranded traveler!Phee CW/ dd:dne, 404:Clyde Logan not found, noncon, mind break, but the tentacle has aphrodisiac on it so ya know take that as you will. Twisted ending. Phee gets stranded in a ghost town. archiveofourown.org/works/70791311

a dash of fate - now complete Tired of going through her heats alone, Fran impulsively downloaded an app that promised to deliver an alpha to her door. It was supposed to be a simple arrangement, but she never expected that it would lead to happily-ever-after. archiveofourown.org/works/643219...

What a nice way to end the weekend. 😌

a dash of fate - now complete Tired of going through her heats alone, Fran impulsively downloaded an app that promised to deliver an alpha to her door. It was supposed to be a simple arrangement, but she never expected that it would lead to happily-ever-after. archiveofourown.org/works/643219...

I'm currently editing the last chapter of a dash of fate (a dick dashing AltFran omegaverse au), and I think I'll actually be able to update it on AO3 in a few hours #reyloSSS #AltFran

uh oh (i'm falling in love) - ch. 3 update Staying with Clyde while the storm raged outside seemed like a sensible choice at the time. It was safer that way. Just two friends waiting out a storm together. Nothing more. At least, that was the plan. #ClydePhee archiveofourown.org/works/528941...

"Enzo #1 (a father's grief)" first posted 1 Sep 2023 digital painting / #AdamDriver / #art read the essay here: buff.ly/TdzOvsN or on ao3 here: buff.ly/fq4f0cA

uh oh (i'm falling in love) - ch. 3 update Staying with Clyde while the storm raged outside seemed like a sensible choice at the time. It was safer that way. Just two friends waiting out a storm together. Nothing more. At least, that was the plan. #ClydePhee archiveofourown.org/works/528941...

feeling silly and I might update a fic i haven't touched in 18+ months I know I should be working on other, more recent fics instead of jumping around, but I guess tonight my brain wants this 😅