bug time

pull up oomfs

Zaid tried on my tail let’s GOOOOOO

how much money spent is too much money spent to look good at the club

Experiencing an intense, debilitating feeling of lesbian yearning

there's no such thing as post-major sickness. that's just what real life feels like

cursing your timeline with my labubu

woah ur a beautiful woman who can also beat me at melee? excuse me while I melt into a puddle staring into your eyes

u gotta be crazy to send a "god doesn't want you to transition" email from your work account

we found the hot tub that makes you gay. and stupid too.

#girlboysummer #imgayasfuck #andstupidtoo

I like to have slightly different posts for bluesky and twitter so things stay interesting for the double oomfs, but just know that I always save my best for bluesky

after much consideration I'm gonna do this next week then retreat to the mountains until it blows over

what if I came out at work today? wouldn't that be so NUTS???

got a freaking cool portrait of me and wife ❤️❤️. thank you @FakeLem0n on the other app!!

no. you don't understand. I cannot leave the bathroom until I've watched my YouTube shorts. pls stop knocking.

anyone want to join a detrans grifter house? you can keep doing hormones, just post bad once in a while

did I cook here?

went in for pronouns and all I got was this??

27 🎊

missing tipped off grands to go be gay

gonna learn rust just for devious purposes

got all dressed up for the function to watch the outdoor boys (frick yeah)

miyazaki really locked in after john pork. I mean princess mononoke then dark souls? what a legend

oh so you're in a t4t lesbian relationship? which one of you is grump and which one is not so grump

I don't understand why underwears gotta be white. like it's always brown by the end of the day anyway???

filing off the serial number on my goomwave

I'm done living a lie. I am not a chiller. I'm coming out as tweaker. please support me through these trying times.

if they release more evolutions it might be over for me...

took this yesterday, but happy easter

not many people know this, but Twitter's "for you" tab is actually short for "not good for you"

the boys broke up :(

finished day one of eyeliner school

I like my orca analog controller

I got these cool pictures!! Follow @Atheen_Art on the other app!!

can a girl who eats big breakfast and a girl who eats scraps be in a relationship? (we make it work)

-6 years (#50) -> +1 year (#6)

Do not miss Collision 2025. There is a chilis 7 minutes away by foot. Download the app for free chips and salsa. #promotion #chilisgaming

im worried about what dark souls 2 will do to my gf

Donald Trump has just released a national under 18 trans care ban executive order. I am working through specifically how it tries to do this, and will live tweet here section by section as I read through it. It is not yet on the website, but has been released via press release.

sorry I've been so distant lately, my wife took the Chao in the divorce :(

trader joe's is the true american konbini

📹☃️🥶The Winter 2025 edition of Bobakanoosh's Upstate Melee Combo Video contest is here🔥❤️‍🔥🧨 www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiYJ...

the academy gave this video an award youtu.be/opSttgex0lQ

The Frame 15 writeup is here! Written & Photos by @toastly.zone, Photo albums also provided by Atheen & Bobakanoosh upstatesmash.com/frame-15-bre...

caught a fish yesterday