Look. I know she’s awful and I’m LOVING the vanity fair shade. But it’s also unintentionally made women feel better. She’s 28? Feeling pretty good about my 42 year old face after that close up.

Having a fiancé is cool. Until his birthday and Christmas is one week apart.

Romanticising everything in 2025 🥹

My fiancée has gone hiking. For the first time ever. Why? Because his smart watch has a hiking app that mapped out a route and he wants to see if it’s accurate. Shall I have search and rescue on speed dial?

YOU ACTIVATED THE JANE FONDA SAY YOUR PRAYERS MOTHERFUCKER

WASHINGTON, Oct 2 (Reuters) - Apple said on Thursday that it had removed ICEBlock, the most popular ICE-tracking app, and other similar apps from its App Store after it was contacted by President Donald Trump's administration.

This ransom memo should be as big a deal as the Kimmel suspension. It probably won't be but the stakes are higher for higher ed.

On our first road trip with my fiancée (just us) and I’ve just learned he has a dad joke when we stopped in a small town in the Karoo he greeted the petrol attendant with “long time no see!” And the petrol attendant got the joke. Wow. Levels.

The rapture happened. No one was worthy.

Just 2 gun rights advocates sitting behind a wall of bulletproof glass while enjoying a memorial for a gun rights advocate who got murdered by a gun.

Update for those of you not on Instagram:

I use my iPhone calendar for all of my events and schedules. All of my bookings and rsvps. I put it in my calendar first, then confirm. Tonight I opened my calendar to check something and THE ENTIRE THING IS EMPTY. LIKE A HARD RESET HAPPENED. I don’t know what to do.

Anas Al-Sharif was one of the most remarkable reporters of his generation. For 673 days, he defied Israeli threats to kill him. Al Jazeera now confirm their crew in Gaza City have all been assassinated: RIP reporters Anas Al-Sharif & Mohammed Qareqea and cameramen Ibrahim Zaher & Mohammed Nofal

BREAKING: One of the most important and prominent reporters on the ground in Gaza has been Anas Al Sharif. He - and several other Al Jazeera journalists - have just been assassinated by Israelis forces whilst in their press tent in central Gaza. Speechless.

Rainy day, play with me face. 🥹💫

If only I had the courage to do this

One of the most important and powerful things any kid can do to make a better world is if they see someone being pushed around, stand up for them. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

I’m at the hair salon and I forgot my book. Please keep me in your thoughts through this difficult time.

My goodest boi and I got to grace the “Joy” edition of Pet Prints magazine to celebrate their 10th anniversary. This shoot day was sublime. Like a 90s Rom com magazine covershoot that we grew up imagining. What a pleasure and privilege for Miles and I to be part of this JOY. 💛

Just saw Superman. Was gonna do a whole bit about it walking in. That’d be a disservice. It’s an important piece of work and I’m not joking. I don’t even like superhero movies. Sprint to see it. Bring your kids and explain it to them. James Gunn had a time machine when he made it.

Shopping on Babylonstoren is my new bougie way to feel fancy with affordable groceries. It’s all their seasonal, farm fresh veggies, packaged stunningly, and the delivery is FREE! Sixty60 for staples and Babylon(excuse me very much)stores for my fresh produce. 🥰

Bought a dehumidifier because all this rain was causing damp problems - what a game changer! And so fun to see how much water is extracted. Also, placing near laundry dries it out completely🥰

Went to the premier of the SEVENTH Jurassic Park movie: Jurassic World Rebirth and it’s everything you want from a dino thriller film. Lots of jump scares and action, great VFX and also quite funny (sometimes even on purpose)

My bae has started texting “night night” to his besties when we go to bed. These men are married with kids and all reply with night night or sleep tight 😆🥹

My daughter told my wife she was going to cut up some strawberries for her. Meet The Strawbster:

I’m a radio presenter and I’m also an independent contractor. It’s a tricky loophole with very few benefits

I don't care if these monstrous ICE raids are a "federal operation". This is authoritarian violence, plain and simple.

Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.

Watched the Finale of Handmaids Tale. What an emotional journey. I can’t believe it’s over. It needs more. But also it makes sense 😭😭😭

One of the Cape Town comedy community lost her battle with cancer. It was the flu that took her out in the end. She died in her mom’s arms, cradling her dog. So heartbreaking but can you imagine being surrounded by more beings that love you unconditionally?? 🥺😭 How beautiful

People trying to book me for Women’s Day 2026, offering trade exchange and good vibes as pay. Bro. If you have to secure the booking a year and half in advance, what makes you think I won’t expect money? You’re just trying to block the ONE day female artists are guaranteed their full rate.

Some nights I just wanna get drunk and watch Hamilton on Disney+ and heckle it and sing along like a live audience member. And I do.

You guys ever open Facebook and go “who the fuck is that person and how am I friends with them?” Or is it just my old age.

Since when did Sixty60 stop delivering alcohol on Sundays? I used to be able to order wine now it says “delivery tomorrow at 10am” 😬

Found old plans from 85 years ago in the archives of the house we bought. It was called “Glen villa” my man’s middle name is Glen. So we restored it to its former name 🥰❤️

To my fellow (remaining) South Africans. Comedy on Kloof in Cape Town tonight. I’m hosting. Let’s talk about it!

Seriously considering getting a grounding sheet, even Reddit has good reviews for it. I sleep so badly and always wake up with a stiff neck. Would do anything to reverse this. Anyone used it?

Ten mins into Four Seasons on Netflix and it’s excellent. Highly recommend

We inherited this tree when we bought the house and it’s in its first fruiting season as we wait to see if it’s a lemon or lime tree. They are small like limes (I pinched off a few on this sprig to allow more fruit development. It wanted like 7 fruits per branch) But it kinda smells lemony.

Watched Pangolin: Kulu’s Journey on Netflix. (It’s outstanding) but my brain kept doing this:

So that Last Of Us, second episode of season two ABSOLUTELY TRAUMATISED those of us who haven’t played the PlayStation game. My bae knew it was coming. me? Shooketh!

In a media statement issued on its website in the middle of the night, the National Treasury announced the reversal of the controversial VAT increase, which was meant to take effect in a week's time - next Thursday, 1 May.

Gonna take me a while to trust a blue tick again after the shit show Elon created with bots over there.

So real blue ticks have launched here now? Nice.

Just to clarify, Trump is trying to extort Paramount with a bogus $20 billion lawsuit against 60 Minutes. Paramount is desperate to close it deal with Skydance so it appears that the company has agreed to be extorted.

This is an obvious point, but cannot overstated. There is an enormous difference between deporting someone - where they get off a plane as a free citizen in their home country AND FUNNELING THEM INTO A BRUTAL PRISON FROM WHICH THEY HAVE NO CHANCE OF EVER EMERGING!!!

'Saguaro Dusk' by contemporary US Impressionist style painter Erin Hanson #WomensArt