You know who says 'I don't think about Americans' financial situation'? Somebody who doesn't expect to lose an election because he says, 'I don't think about Americans' financial situation."

It's not much of a deal, but if Jimmy Kimmel resigns, then Trump should too.

It's a false equivalency to suggest that the "president" needs his big ol' overpriced ballroom to keep him safe. He needs to stop being such a boil on the buttocks of humanity to keep people from wanting to kill him.

Was it John Malkovich?

Was it Colbert? Too soon? Too late?

I will not be attending the White House Correspondent's Dinner, but if I were, I would wait for the Orange Worst to begin his remarks and then shout, "Shut up, piggy!"

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The problem isn't necessarily that the lunatics have taken over the asylum, but rather that lunatics keep supporting the lunatics they put in charge.

The FAA is launching an investigation into two planes nearly colliding in Nashville. The NFL refuses to investigate the collision involving Mike Vrabel.

Anybody else notice that the exits so far from the Clown Car that is Trump's cabinet have all been women?

Release the Epstein Files

Ya know, prior to his rise to the presidency of Ukraine, Volodymyr Zelenskyy was a comedian. Maybe the clown in the ruins of the White House just chose a different path..."The Pope is soft on crime?" Hilarious!

Well, it looks like Viktor Orbán is now available to campaign for The Orange Worst.

Love David Byrne….hope the kids at Coachella were paying attention and appreciated the genius they were witnessing last night "Love and Kindness are a form of resistance"

Accurate

It'd be a shame if somethin' happened to yer choich.

“If you’re not doing anything about this wildly unpopular president…then why even be in congress?” — Molly Jong-Fast, just now, on MSNOW @mollyjongfast.bsky.social

So now we have two more weeks to sit around on our hands and wish that we didn't have a psychopath for a "president." We shouldn't have one in two weeks. Two days. Two more hours. Shut him down.

I read something here about releasing the full unredacted Epstein Files tonight at 8 PM. Wouldn't that be a Hollywood ending? Except Hollywood seems to be currently absorbed by the same ugly tide that took our freedoms away. The right thing to do was to keep this madman out of office way back when.

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Remember how a bunch of celebrities and hangers-on "intervened" in the Democratic nomination for President back in 2024? "We've got to get Biden out of there. He's going to embarrass us." Why do you suppose no Republican has risen to this task with their guy?

Photo of the stalker who attacked Lindsey Buckingham:

I believe that it would have been a great April Fool's Day prank to drive the Orange Worst to the set of Jury Duty and tell him it's the Supreme Court.

If the Convicted Felon is busy sitting in the gallery of the Supreme Court, who's going to take his tee time?

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Why does the orange sack of protoplasm currently housed in the ruins of the White House end his social media posts with "Thank you for your attention to this matter?" He's supposed to be the "president," right? Why isn't he paying attention to it?

Spread this dear ones: "Bernie Sanders is suggesting the Epstein files be read during the filibuster on the SAVE Act this week. Let's get this to TREND! Answered that for you

I heard Chuck Norris just beat the crap out of the Grim Reaper.

Pssst - hey Russians: What do you say we gang up and get rid of our presidents? You know, start fresh. Are you in?

I know that we're in a civilization where we're supposed to say "alleged pedophile," and "may have bombed the girls school," but is it really civilized to let this goon continue to be a "suspect?" He's a convicted felon. Let's start treating him like one.

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Lucifer has a point

Reverend Jesse Jackson called on each of us to be heralds of change, to be messengers of hope; to step forward and say “Send me” wherever we have a chance to make an impact. How fortunate we were that Jesse Jackson answered that call. What a great debt we owe to him.

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Is somebody out there taking notes? When this ugly mess is all over, and I hope it's sooner rather than later, I think we might want to tighten up a few of these gaping holes in our Constitution that the Trumpreich stormed through.

"Then in the arena the ministers and generals of the two countries, dressed in bathing-drawers and armed with clubs, can have it out on themselves. Whoever survives the country wins. That would be much simpler and more than just this arrangement, where the wrong people do the fighting”

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Hey kids, Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor was arrested on charges of suspicion of misconduct in public office. I reckon we've got enough evidence to put the already convicted felon away for life.

Life imitates art. 29 years ago, Wag the Dog told the story of a US president mired in sex scandal that threatened to undermine his presidency so he decided he needed to concoct a make-believe war to boost his support.

A friend gave me the gift of a new word today: Kakisotcracy.

Do you suppose Krash Patel was searching for Nancy Guthrie in the USA Hockey team's locker room in Italy?

I had this wild dream where they elected me President again, even with all the horrible things I did and said. I had a whole bunch of people who thought I was a genius. Then I woke up.