#KISS #Trump

Trickle down economics is just the 1% pissing on you and convincing you that it's raining

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#ICERaids #Oakland #Alameda #BayArea Sounds like ICE is gathering at Alameda's Coast Guard Island Would be a shame if we protested on the ONLY BRIDGE to and from that island

#CAProp50 #California #Prop50 "Hell Yes" wasn't an option "Yes" will have to do

A factual statement

Once you see it, you can't unsee it

Somewhere along the way, we forgot that WE THE PEOPLE have the power

Comedians in a Democracy are like Canaries in a Coal Mine If they can't breathe... Shit's about to go very, very bad

#Christians #WWJD #MAGA Seriously? You call yourselves "Christians"?

Protecting Pedos

Tom Lehrer was an absolute genius I discovered him after I became a Weird Al fan, but the influence of Tom was obvious I'm going to listen to his works for a bit Starting with "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park"

I've never rooted for a clot until now

@gavinnewsom.bsky.social Time to make #CalExit a priority

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Pay attention folks 33 Senate seats and ALL 435 House seats are up for election on November 3rd, 2026 And the GOP is ACTING like they don't care Almost like they don't even intend on having Midterms

Recognizing irony often requires an IQ in the triple digits

Saw a news report about some guy dressed up as ICE robbing an auto repair shop Why stop there? Most check cashing places hire bilingual employees Many pharmacies hire bilingual employees Odds are, if the employees are bilingual, they are not white Seems like a workable evil plan

Next on "Dystopian America 2025"

That's hilarious

#MAGA #Christian What else do you need to realize that this isn't your god's avatar on Earth?

We're doomed The US will soon be lead by COVID homeschoolers who were supervised by day-drinkers, and the results of this Administration's collapse of the education system We had a good run

8647 2547 I'm good either way

Meanwhile: In the Dystopian Nightmare that is the United States This is like "Handmaid's Tale" produced by Blumhouse You can't escape, ladies... not even in death

Popeye's manager shot a co-worker over burnt biscuits This is the most Southern crime story ever Seriously... I expect a Hallmark movie local12.com/news/nation-...

Mayor Ras Baraka was invited in to the ICE facility He left when asked THEN they arrested him outside on the public access

Even the Church of @joepiscopo.bsky.social Piscopo sees the problem with this shit

His miracle is getting people to buy his bullshit

This is from The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson aired on May 20th, 1977. Carl Sagan says something very important, a strong message that didn't lose any validity since then.

Everyone knows a standard Stormtrooper is 1.2 @markhamillofficial.bsky.social 's tall

There's a right time and a wrong time to waste millions on a dick shaped rocket into low orbit Read the room ladies

The MAGA process

We really need to stop measuring the strength of our economy by how well the already wealthy are doing

Pete Hegseth = #WhiskeyLeaks #HegsethWhiskeyLeaks Let's make it a thing

To all major media networks Can I be a "journalist for a day" at the White House Press Corp? I'll ask the hard questions y'all are afraid to ask because I don't care if I'm allowed back in or not I've also got a booming baritone that can be heard across an active fairground They won't ignore me

I'm not getting into the van until I see the candy I'm not stupid

Can someone please reassure me that violent revolution isn't the only way to save our country? Cause I'm looking at buying a shotgun and some nice bottles for Molotovs

#Trumprecession Make it a thing across all social media platforms

The market is down $3,000 since Trump took office

Dear #MAGA ts Since English is now the official fucking language of the USA, here's a little helper to keep on your fucking desktop Please refer to it... often

Someone needs to do something legal about the things going on in this country before folks have to do something illegal to put a stop to it

The remaining NATO countries need to remove the US troops and equipment from their borders America is now a security risk

@pattonoswalt.bsky.social Sexy Remy

And do it soon... the stock is in freefall

Trump has wiped out nearly all gains since the beginning of the year

What "evidence" do you claim to have? Let's review it together

This is the Apocalypse that Christians voted for

THIS is the pilot you want in this environment.