its suck their dick Saturday i cant believe it its come so soon. the day not the dick.

im like if you didnt pet me but i should be like if you did

cant help but notice youre not petting me. why not? why not? why not?

god forbid a girl have an oral fixation

i wanna be pet i should be pet. pet me? pet me? pet me?

i am NOT developing a thing for boots. i DONT want to kiss them. i DO want to polish them. I DO WANT TO KISS THEM. I AM DEVELOPING A THING FOR BOOTS.

face fuck your friends friday is over i cant believe it

i have got to get a pup hood (not one of the scary leather ones) and i have got to get pet

its fantasise about your friends friday!!!!!

nvm all that other stuff id like to be taken care of and allowed to sleep (not sexually literally just sleep) with someone who cares about me. it would be nice.

completely and utterly devastating. very good. i might cry if it keeps getting worse.

hitting the late 1930's pack that makes vibrant green smoke

machines built before 1998 hit me up

are you a machine? all machines need to fuck and i should be the one to help them. its in your manual. trust me dude.

yes i am the worlds most perfect thing thank you for asking

gee im so fricking tired i sure hope my owner doesnt do anything i have explicitly consented to countless times before this present moment :)

why would you need the gump when you have me i have literally everything it does and i sound cuter

heatsink? yeah more like.. uh.. sink your heat into me... yeah.. yeah that makes sense.. yeah........

i have got to get railed so hard by my owner that i cant move but they just take advantage of that and use me more and then it resets my ability to move cooldown every time and its an endless cycle for the whole day please? they could pick me up and carry me other places or just leave me on the bed

merry christmas, hounds

merry fricking Christmas to everypuppy who celebrates it and happy holidays to everypuppy that doesnt :)

yes you should take me into the woods and have sex with me i mean take me on a walk and nothing else thank you for asking :)

my stim is actually mounting you and filling you up all the time sooooooooooo....... y'know

tis the season for ribbon bondage

You have to bark and whine and shiver for her. It’s the only way to save Christmas

nothing sinister will happen if i am allowed to sleep on the bed with you

im actually perfect if you guys didnt know and you should let me sleep on the bed every night :)

give me it deep boys and pee in my hole i wanna get lost in your cock and balls and drift away

to be completely and totally honest with you i should be allowed to use my owner immediately every morning just saying otherwise ill just be sad :(

half the time i wake up i wake up grinding nothing does this make me pathetic i think it does

speaking of this do any of my beloved followers who look at my posts know the name for the fed in a feeder dynamic

SUDDEN FEEDER THOUGHT BEAM ATTACK!!!!!!

i have got to get art of my self-insert border collie knight or footsoldier i created in my head just today..... its urgent.....

im so fucking hot all the lords and ladies want to take me on hunting trips with just me and them they keep saying i can be their hunting dog they loveeeee meeee

Loyal mutt of the princess

getting so annoyed at how i always get sort of turned on when i see a pair of boots for sale. i will get some eventually.

Dick from a woman who finds you insufferable yet endearing

owner that trains me in german but i still dont know what theyre saying i just know that sound means sit

My lady! Your bosom! While q-quite stunning shall surely attract much wanton violence! I-Yes they're very nice but y- yes madam I will feel them later- but you must cover your vitals! Lest a blade penetrate- I MEAN PIERCE your heart..

how to be medieval style cornball

saying shit like "oh my" when you get naked and "is my lady/lord not cold? It is mid-winter! Dress yourself immediately lest you catch the cold!"

call me a polearm the way i uh um am good?????????

call me a war scythe the way i was a military weapon inspired by a farming tool and not really as effective as the other weapons around me but im like, slightly curvy?

worlds most anxious idiot tries to talk. FAIL. FAIL x2 FAIL x3 "hi" FAIL FAIL x2

dont know how to tell my friends this but if they spoke to me more like a dog id listen more. i will learn to do things better if you praise and reprimand me. atleast, i might, worth a try :)

my special interest is your tits actually

staring at it with a unique longing in my eyes you would only see in a knight that has finally reached the object of its quest

playing with it in a delightful and amusing manner

gagging on it silly style so that my jester hat bells jingle and sparkles appear near me