zavisimyy☭
@zavisimyypepsikola.bsky.social
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✨"deranged" but like in a cool way✨
https://zavisimyypepsikola.tumblr.com
have you ever watched porn on a macbook? man the retina display really adds to the experience.
about 1 year ago
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in fairness to everyone i also always assumed jeffrey goldberg worked for the state department and was suprised to find out that wasnt the case
about 1 year ago
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
about 1 year ago
Nothing feels worse than finding out everyone else in the group chat made a new group chat without you because they’re planning a war you aren’t invited to
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starting a newsletter to contain all my great politics™ thoughts
about 1 year ago
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posting notes through random letterboxes on my walk reading 'this is because of your choices' and wondering what kind of odd chaos im creating in my wake
about 1 year ago
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i dont think you understand i need to listen to this song 700 times in a row in order to get everything i can out of it. then i will never listen again.
about 1 year ago
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its admirable that the administration supports american businesses so much that they announce something new to defend elon from his own crashing stock price everytime it drops below 230
about 1 year ago
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ctrl+f 'weird gay stuff' in all the new jfk files, no results, close tab.
about 1 year ago
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hi i am israeli and i need to tell you that actually firebombing civilians is how we express our love for the people of palestine and anyone who says otherwise is an anti semite
about 1 year ago
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i got a rejection and i clowned on 9 hours of ethan klein. all in all a productive day (it was not)
about 1 year ago
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in fairness to israel there were some children still living in gaza and they need those out the way so they can occupy it illegally.
about 1 year ago
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my girlfriend is a maths teacher but also a pagan and im convinced that theres some weird link between these two things and shes using weird pure math to summon demons or something
about 1 year ago
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cant believe the bbc is discriminating against me by not putting my sketch on their stupid radio program
about 1 year ago
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a guy friend of mine moved in with a girl for the first time and felt the need to express the thought 'god women can shit' on his facebook for us all to see and i still remember.
about 1 year ago
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once lil x turns old enough to have opinions elon is going to drop him so fast that vivian wont even have time to tweet what an absolute fucking mess he makes of all his children
about 1 year ago
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS
about 1 year ago
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*me explaining useless things to zoomers* no they were cats and they didnt speak properly and they had a whole theology about ceiling cat and basement cat and it was very funny at the time
about 1 year ago
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nick and adam announce the return of cumtown with their new third mic gavin newsom
about 1 year ago
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we need to send a message ~ write in jill stein for every special election this year
about 1 year ago
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prediction for next weeks headline ~ 'bill maher doesnt like that its no longer socially acceptable to beat women in the streets like the dogs they are'
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about 1 year ago
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wtf did i do to get on this list
about 1 year ago
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assimilating in america like a good immigrant~
about 1 year ago
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im here you fuckass bitch
about 1 year ago
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dei made these tornados it must be stopped
about 1 year ago
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i only eat food that can be made in 3 minutes or less using a microwave or hot water
about 1 year ago
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accusing the cashier at my local store of employing DARVO for refusing to acknowledge that i am entitled to vape pods for my juul for free under the magna carta
about 1 year ago
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spreading brain poison by leaving notes reading 'google flesh simulator' on all the computer keyboards at the library
about 1 year ago
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i hope they all make a tiktok where they dance for stephen colberts show.
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about 1 year ago
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right now 700 wannabe techbros are pitching the idea 'exploitative work position + weed' in silicon valley. ubereats + weed. postmates + weed. table service + weed. sex worker + weed. human shield us infrantry + weed. this is the future ur just dumb.
about 1 year ago
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im going to get a denial monday but the thing is it had been so long i had forgotten about it so it was ok but now ive remembered so its going to be bitterly crushing and i will never endeavour creatively again (for six months)
about 1 year ago
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just called cps on ethan klein for the second time
about 1 year ago
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the only solution is to burn more tesla dealerships and overwhelm the system and then we can all meet up in the tesla long kesh and come out worse
about 1 year ago
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its called doing praxis actually you leftists wouldnt understand i have to agree with everything the right wing do so i can mildly criticise them later its how you do politics everyone knows that
about 1 year ago
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downloaded ableton for the 300th time in my life so i can still not learn how it works and do nothing
about 1 year ago
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this will do a lot. hell probably reconsider everything if you do this. if trump ever posts on reddit i will downvote all his posts too just doing my part.
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about 1 year ago
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real addicts commit to the bit ~ we could afford furniture but its an aesthetic ok and u dont understand it because ur old
about 1 year ago
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wint
about 1 year ago
ok sorry . my lawyer has advised me to say that drinking israeli diarrhea is good actually no matter how many kindergartners they murked
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about 1 year ago
If i saw a child doing heroin i would jump in front of the needle and take the Hit . That is how dedicated i am to community's
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about 1 year ago
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they will do that anyway and you will vote in favour of it and make a post about how ur protecting democracy by being nice to them
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about 1 year ago
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sometimes i dox reddit mods in case i need to annoy them in future
about 1 year ago
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*ripping a childs drawing off their fridge* i hate it theres just too much gender in all this art of yours you need to stop it now
about 1 year ago
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elon is lining up his defence for nuremberg 2.0 where big balls will be hanged from a makeshift gallows built by a company elon owns called something like 'y u no die' while he watches on coked out of his mind wearing the logo of his company on a t-shirt (it is a rage comic)
about 1 year ago
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no one will green light my controversial sitcom pilot owing to the plot twist on the last page where it turns out its a prequel to a different world that isnt the cosby show.
about 1 year ago
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'hasbara is a slur invented by israelis to torment other israelis and i think its matt liebs fault' - ethans newest mental illness
about 1 year ago
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gonna be the next musical sensation with my groundbreaking mix of noises my cat makes and recordings of slurs shouted by the racist who lives above me
about 1 year ago
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oh now he thinks trans people exist
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about 1 year ago
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this is who you are bullying when you dont appreciate my great posts
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about 1 year ago
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next week on the gavin newsom podcast i will interview X̴͈͂͝a̴̠͒͜'̸̜̟̏l̷̩͓̄͠i̶̜͊̉g̶̘̣͑̆h̵̲̮̀a̴̻̅͝ the lovecraftian horror of twisted sound where i will ask him if he also hates trans people
about 1 year ago
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micheal parenti once said the government is in many ways a jobs program that keeps millions employed and supports the economy at a baseline and the point is that im sure firing all these people will have absolutely no economic impact on the country because micheal parenti probably just made that up
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about 1 year ago
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