Anyone that still thinks Donald Trump hasn’t raped children is in a complete state of denial. The entire world knows that Donald Trump has raped children and more.

Imagine buying $7000 suits and then pooping in them regularly. Boggles my mind.

Occasionally I like to point out that converting me to your religion is easy: just provide proof of the existence of your god(s) as well as proof that the way you worship and live your life is,in fact, the way your God requires. Citing your holy book as proof is insufficient.

I wish that Hunter S. Thompson were still with us. His take on the current situation in this country and his associated "Gonzo" approach is sorely missed.

We don't need 'stop & frisk' crap in MI!!! Racial profiling should be considered illegal EVERYWHERE! Rheingans bill would strengthen Fourth Amendment protections against federal immigration abuses michiganadvance.com/briefs/rhein...

Iran if you’re listening I’m not gonna say where but it rhymes w Far-A-Mago

This is an important concern for many in Michigan. Without state-wide regs governing the sharing of cam data, feds can (and probably will) coerce locals into sharing w/them. Michigan license plate cameras face backlash: Big help, or Big Brother? www.bridgedetroit.com/michigan-lic...

The embarrassment in the white house thinks the economy is great because he is making buckets of money through grift.

Can you imagine having a boss that makes you come into the bathroom with him while he takes a dump? POTUS shits himself indiscriminately and people are supposed to act like it didn't happen. If people wear patchouli around me, I will openly complain about it. Soiling yourself is next level nasty.

Snow cat wonders what you are doing down there. #Caturday

I never actually watched "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous" but remember it as a pop culture moment. Turns out that Robin Leach did it to access a lifestyle of depravity. Eat the rich.

I have a strict policy of not letting any of my actions be guided by the first escort of the United States.

I don't have a Tesla car and I sure as hell will not be putting one of their robots in my home.

There is a little hole-in-the-wall BBQ in a strip mall near my office. I finally tried it today and since it is so cold, I had the brisket Mac and cheese. It was so good that for a few minutes I actually thought that things may be alright.

If someone were to make a movie that was a Mashup between Melania and Human Centipede, then I might actually be willing to watch it.

Imagine being president of the richest, most powerful country (or at least was). Think of the amount of chaos in just the last year.There were so many moments to do the right thing and to help the people you govern. He never once has done the right thing.How does someone become such a piece of shit?

It is at times like this that I find myself asking the important questions. Namely, why do I live in a place that makes my face hurt just for walking outside?

BREAKING: Supreme Leader Trump has repealed the Second Amendment

Canada is exporting its cold air to the USA. Carney is a genius.

This seems important to remember.

Murder. Shot in the back three times. Don’t turn away. Please share.

Please share. 💔

At what point do we just actually try to overthrow the government? Asking for a country.

The US government has declared war on its own people.

All of this is fucking senseless. Minnesota did not have an immigration problem. Trump sent his Nazi thugs here because he's racist against Somali people and to own libs like Tim Walz. Now two Minnesotans are dead and Minneapolis is on the verge of going up in flames. None. Of. This. Was. Necessary.

You need to listen to this whole thing.

This whole way of governance up to now needs to be left in the trash heap. We can never go through this again. One person cannot be responsible for 350 million people. In 1776 there were only 2.5 million people. New world. New World order.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the president is way off the reservation.

Canada should consider what states it will want when the US inevitably collapses. Michigan would be a good choice considering our access to the fresh water of the Great Lakes as well as the manufacturing knowledge of Detroit. We like poutine, hockey, Molson and Tim Horton's. Just sayin', eh.

We are watching one of the wildest things a nation-state has ever done: A superpower is committing suicide because the GOP Congress is too cowardly to stand up to the Mad King. This is one of the wildest moments in all of geopolitics ever.

Senate Dems are going to fully fund ICE if they agree to more body cameras. And that, boys and girls, is why the republic is crumbling. We do NOT need more video of ICE atrocities! We have plenty. We need to STOP the atrocities, PERIOD! Defund ICE or go to hell. That is all.

I suppose this is obvious, but I will say it anyway: if the only thing that made you "peaceful" was the expectation that you would be awarded the Nobel Prize, you never deserved it anyway. I, like so many others, am very tired of living on the stupidest timeline. #Trump4DarwinAwards

Good morning members of the GOP in Congress. Today would be a good day for you to wake up.

I would happily support Trump's quest for awards. His next quest should be for a Darwin Award.

President Sloppy Seconds

Donald Trump is a twisted malignant sociopath rapidly slipping into dementia. He isn’t really calling the shots. It’s the cabal of unrestrained psychopaths around him who are. And that’s incredibly dangerous.

My kids talk a lot of smack at me considering that I am the only one with the admin password for the wifi.

The business end of a rope.

I have seen several postings about my rights in the event that ICE should come to my neighborhood and go door to door. I understand that I can ask to see a warrant and if it is only an administrative warrant, I don't have to open my door. What I want to know is, can I moon them through the window?

The Nobel Prize Foundation needs to send another press release that just says, "It still isn't yours and never will be. Extortion is antithetical to peace."

Trump claims that he is acting President of Venezuela. The Venezuelan constitution says that the President must be a natural born citizen. So, either the #PedophileProtector is violating two constitutions at once or he is a citizen of another country, thus making him ineligible to be POTUS.