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can't cuck anyone these days. everyone's just poly.

the key to mental health is to care a lot about one social issue and otherwise live your life as though it's still the Obama administration

i was watching a video about "nice guys" and one of the experts they had on said "women generally like men who are kind and generous, so if she doesn't like you, it's not because you're too nice. it's probably because you're ugly or broke or not funny." i thought that was the funniest thing ever

>good day >reminded there are call of duty games after black ops 1 >bad day

happy mothers day to moms and mom lovers it's probably too much to hope for a bespoke mothers day chapter but there are three moms in mayport and they are cute archiveofourown.org/works/829388...

so here's the thing mayport is just my throwaway nothing project that i put like 5% effort into and just write for something to do. i truly don't even edit it it's still better than basically 90% of the smut i've read i am in a league with few others. and they know who they are.

She pee on my nut til i butter

it can be kind of isolating being so much better than basically everyone i meet rather be lonely and hot than lonely and ugly, though. that's more your thing.

I'm opening up a few slots to take on YCH commissions! If you're interested, please reach out to me via DMs here on Bluesky. Examples can be found below! Sharing and reposts would be very much appreciated! #ych #commsopen #commission

new story! it has ass-shaming! archiveofourown.org/works/84306721 (just to disclaim: of course irl nobody should ever be shamed for having a fat ass, fat asses should be cherished and celebrated)

perfect time to JO on your paid 15 cause new mayport chapter just dropped archiveofourown.org/works/829388...

browsing for porn on here is a perceptibly mind-rotting experience i can literally feel it melting my brain and not even in a fun way. god can you imagine what's going on over at x

Improve your literacy by reading this

read this and i won't fuck your spouse

you're not a Renaissance man you're a guy who sucks at everything he's tried

So I may have some emergency medical bills coming up soon, so I may need to take on some commissions in order to cover the cost. I have no set prices at the moment, as this is very impromptu, but if you're interested, feel free to reach out. Any signal boosting is much appreciated

"yeah I'm like super flirty and I like to flirt for fun but I can never tell when people are flirting back lol so you have to be super direct if you are haha"

text her a 17th time, king. this will be the one.

updated today with 4 new chapters

actually never promoted this either but if you're the same kind of weirdo as me you'll like this one pregnant maiden gets fat shamed and bullied by a bunch of flowers and a milf. read it. archiveofourown.org/works/789639...

i hate when people ask for crush advice because i have to pretend like getting rejected is something i need to worry about

Intimately Influenced ch5 is out now on Literotica: www.literotica.com/s/intimately... You know the drill

actually never promoted this either but if you're the same kind of weirdo as me you'll like this one pregnant maiden gets fat shamed and bullied by a bunch of flowers and a milf. read it. archiveofourown.org/works/789639...

it's got it all. size queen moms, police entrapment, small dick humiliation, economic recession, a really mean cheerleader,

i didn't promote this cause it was basically just random smutty ideas i had that i wrote in different POVs and formats as an experiment but it performed beyond expectations so here it is Tags: Hyper Male, Incest, NTR, Harem archiveofourown.org/works/829388...

my life is a vibrant tapestry of colorful people, easy living, and love in abundance thank you to all the people i hold dear for making life a joy and, save for some choppy winds on occasion, a breeze. and lmao at everyone else, it must suck to be you

Caine Circus really makes me feel seen and empathized with even though basically all of his traits are my personal character flaws

to r/micropenis—Just Saw An Edward (guy with normal penis size) Fuck Up Trying To Flatten A Cardboard Box By The Dumpster...They Are So Lost

Read this and possibly cum to it, if you please

"im socially awkward i can never tell when someone's flirting with me" probably cause they aren't

LimitLax is one of my favorite authors and I think their latest work may be a new favorite. Epistolary format, gripping short story, intrigue, tenderness tempered with righteous wrath, plus gender transition in a fantasy setting. Read it now. archiveofourown.org/works/79688271

as much as i would've loved to bum everyone out with some v-day ntr, i was simply too busy having gay sex this week i do like the idea of doing special holiday pieces but im not very good at getting them done before the holiday is over

having an insane amount of ideas but the problem is the more ideas you have the less appealing any one of them seems

www.literotica.com/s/intimately... Intimately Influenced chapter 4 is out now on Literotica!

i really nailed it on this one btw don't sleep on catgirl cuckqueaning

Chapter 4 of Intimately Influenced is out now on Hentai-Foundry: www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user... Miguel finds Mei's social media accounts, signs up for one, and watches one of her most popular videos!

NATURIST'S GUIDE TO THE GODLANDS NEW: Noel gets cuckqueaned in her dreams by her pet catgirl. This was a lot of fun to write. Enjoy. Tags: M/F, Hyper Male, Excessive Cum, Cuckquean AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/78963976 HF: www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user...

kinda wish i got more freakazoid anti-ntr commenters. i usually just get downvoted. i find it funny when they try so hard to seem big.

NATURIST'S GUIDE TO THE GODLANDS NEW: Noel gets cuckqueaned in her dreams by her pet catgirl. This was a lot of fun to write. Enjoy. Tags: M/F, Hyper Male, Excessive Cum, Cuckquean AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/78963976 HF: www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user...

New rip-raunching and unashamedly (or yeah maybe *slightly* ashamedly) horny story! Goblin warriors strap the heck out of an elven barmaid. As sex fiction labels go, this is probably really only 'dubcon' or even dub-dubcon but I'm a cautious tagger. archiveofourown.org/works/78803631

sorry for the slow-going release, the wives of every federal agent have lined up outside my house trying to get me to autograph their divorce papers

THE FOE UNASSAILABLE Some NTR for the fans. Nerd gets brutally rejected, learning a painful lesson in the process. Tags: NTR, Ballbusting, Romantic Rejection AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/78293411 HF: www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user...

Hello I have finally released something publicly again - make sure to check it out!

in 2026 i'm writing more and editing less you have not experienced true peak until such a time as i have set this new beast free

Wise words from @misterretsim.bsky.social

i have like a million boyfriends