GW34 FH 🌍 153k Chip season continues, let’s avvvvvvv it.

Current FH draft. Decisions are: Cunha v Gibbs White Virgil/Mavropanos v Bowen Lammens v Literally anyone

126 all on on the BB. João Pedro no-show was annoying but still amounts to a 19 point bench which you’ll take. 🌍 283k > 153k Top 50k feels very unlikely but remains the aim. Onwards to tomorrow’s FH!

87 so far on BB with 9 more to come tonight. Bar the Chelsea boys it’s gone pretty well but my aim of 150 points looks unlikely unless Man City go wild at Turf Moor…

GW33 BB active Gabriel > Bijol Haaland (c) 🌍 283k Here we go then, the big one! Should’ve gone with Bijol last week but was unsure if Rodon would be back, decided it’s more fun to have him than Gab who I really can’t see getting a clean. Hoping for 150+.

54 all out on the WC and a small red down to 283k. While a red on a WC would normally be horrendous, I feel ok about this as I outscored my previous team by 4 points and have set up the big BB next week. Let’s hope O’Reilly makes it 🤞

Welbeck and Hinshelwood getting no returns from 1.78xGI while balls fly in off of Thiago’s arse. What a game.

#FPL GW32 🔒 WC played (like most). 📈 668k 🏦 £3.1m Quoting @fplavb.bsky.social ’cos it’s too funny… twins! And similar thinking - Hinshelwood and Welbeck for a bit of fun. Plus DCL is a trap. (Don’t backfire on me please! 🤞) Bowen/Thiago/Watkins all picks I’m missing out on. 🤞 the WC pays off!

Easily the weirdest (and worst?) WC I’ve ever played but we’re setting up the BB and looking to make gains with all chips remaining. Decided on Gabriel over a third Leeds defender and gone Welbz and Hinshelwood to at least have a smidgen of fun. Let’s hope this weekend isn’t a bloodbath…😅

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GW31 61 all out and another reasonable green up to 268k. Thiaw getting 0 was annoying, should’ve just saved the transfer, but can’t complain too much. 4 chips left for the last 7 gameweeks so still hopeful of making top 100k 🤞

GW31 1 FT Saliba > Thiaw Bruno (c) 🌍 297k 🏦 £1.1m Locking in early. Going with Bruno cap as he’s stung me too much of late. Went Thiaw over Andersen and tbh have no idea whether I think this is a good team or not... Good luck all!

GW30 was ok and saw a small green up to 297k. Problem is the bad weeks I’ve had recently have hit me so much I now can’t seem to progress back toward the top 100k. Definitely finding this season a slog 😅 Will likely be Thiaw or Andersen for Saliba so I can field 11 this week.

GW30 2 FT Guiu and Munoz > Thiago and Rodon Ekitike (c) 🌍 318k The Munoz experiment comes to an end and it really couldn’t have gone worse. Hoping the Spurs collapse continues. Good luck all!

An absolute bloodbath. 38 points and a 163k red arrow. Think any hope of a really good season have gone now. Everything went wrong. Saliba injured, Wilson injured, Munoz off injured after 14 mins, Haaland captain blank and basically every threat returns. Thankful for the international break 😅

Forgot to post the team yesterday. 12 points from 4 is a fairly shocking start. I gambled on Haaland being fit so have to hope he eases the pain somewhat 🤞

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Genuinely weighing up Haaland to DCL. Feels ludicrous but if the big man is out…

78 points and a solid green up to 155k but can’t help but feel frustrated. Was foolish to vice Mbeumo over Bruno and those 11 extra points would be the difference between a solid and fantastic week.

GW28 2FT Enzo and Timber > Rayan and VVD Haaland (c) 🌍 194k 🏦 £1.4m VVD is back in after the failed Munoz experiment/Arsenal fucking me on the double. Going with Haaland (c) as feel he’s due a good haul, was tempted by Bryan though. Rayan feels fun, ‘nuff said.

GW27 56 points and a decent green up to 194k. Still doesn’t make up for last week’s horror show though! Petrovic providing some big differential points but getting rid of O’Reilly and VVD in the last couple of weeks has been a killer.

GW27 1FT No transfer Haaland (c) 🌍 260k 🏦 0.3m No transfers this week. Team looks ok but not feeling very confident. Think there’s a chance Timber is dropped so going with Saliba over him. Good luck all!

GW26 41 points Massive red arrow that more than doubles my rank to 260k Well, that couldn’t really have gone any worse could it? VVD > Munoz was outrageous pain and Saliba getting one point as my Arsenal differential is wonderful stuff. Get in the bin 🚮

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That went well.

GW26 1FT VVD > Munoz Gabriel (c) 🏦 0.3m 🌍 108k Locking it in early. Decided against the triple captain but happy to welcome Munoz back to the team for these two delightful home games. Feel this will be a mad week of FPL.

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GW25 75 points Moderate green up to 108k Solid week. Triple Arsenal defence got the job done, as did the United boys. I feel well set up for the midweek games too.

GW25 1 FT O’Reilly > Saliba Fernandes (c) 🌍 136k 🏦 1.2m Time for the triple defence, always enjoyable for what a rarity it is in FPL. Team looks good on paper, but as we know it’s very easy for paper to go up in flames…

Assuming Arsenal win tonight I’ll likely move O’Reilly to Saliba as it makes more sense with my squad structure but for those with Saka I’d be so tempted for the straight swap to Madueke.

All out for 79 and looking at a healthy green this week for the first time in an age!

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Alcaraz is an absolute mentality monster already at 22. Unreal.

Intriguing final so far. Djokovic so good in the first set but Alcaraz came out and absolutely battered him in the second.

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GW24 2FT Saka and Foden > Bruno and Mbeumo Bruno (c) 1.2m 🏦 235k 🌍 Gone big on United. Clearly time for Phil to move on and while I was less sure on Saka I just don’t feel great on him right now. First time in months I feel the terrorist in net may actually return.

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GW23 46 points and a small green arrow to 235k. Not great but considering I missed all the leaks not too bad, although I should really have played Rogers over Foden with all the uncertainty around him.

Went early for a change and did Saka and Foden > Fernandes and Mbeumo last night. I know there’s a likely double coming up but I’ve had enough of Saka.

You win some you lose some.

Just the 8 starters today…

Just seen the leaks and oh boy is my team in the mud. Tbf that’s the trade-off you make regarding enjoying your Saturday rather than sitting on your phone all morning!

GW23 1FT No transfers Haaland (c) 🏦 0.5m 🌍 267k Starting the City boys although a strong chance at least one of them doesn’t play. Enzo vs. Rogers a toss-up. Don’t feel good about this week *at all*.

GW23 plans?

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35 all out and another dreadfully miserable gameweek comes to an end. That last minute overhead kick took me from an 8k green to a 46k red, which tbf shows how stupid the swings are atm!

Petrovic has been nothing but pain for me but I must say losing the CS in injury time (again!!) due to an absurd overhead kick is just funny at this point 😂 A truly cursed transfer.

It’s not looking good bruh.

Brahmin Diaz, my oh my. Probably best to stay in Spain…forever?!