This is why we have Trump.

Remember when the head of trust and safety liked porn with his work account? Good times

Streamer says a charged racial slur *on stream* and gently said hey I don't think yuou meant that but that is a racist term, he got offended and banned. Just a reminder, you not knowing a word is racist is not an excuse. It's real easy to be oh ok that's a shit term I won't use it. Word is g**

Just a reminder to anyone attacking quality creators like this: You can't vote your way out of oppression. It has NEVER happened and will never happen. You need to vote *and do all the other much harder stuff* Also, stop attacking trans people for speaking the truth that you don't like.

The caustic alienation of the gay community as it relates to fat guys should be studied more. It's not just being undesired, it's being actively disrespected in every engagement more or less, even among those who ARE interested or claim to be.

Every time I listen to Kesha I appreciate her more. You can put a soulful song like Cathedral, and then in another song sing: Bitch, I just got a brand new car Hoes meet down at the trailer park Absolutely queen shit.

Anyone know of any accounts which post a lot of little animals?

this is ART

egg

Ellen was one of my rolemodels until I learned she mistreated workers. It's really not hard to change your opinion on someone when they show you who they are.

we live in a time when a man who said that Black people and women shouldn't be allowed to vote, gays should be stoned to death, and trans people should be locked up gets praised as "doing things the right way" while trans people who were a little mean online in asking to be left alone "went too far"

Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative

I’ll pray for him with as much concern as he’s prayed for kindergarteners blown apart by weapons of war. 🤷🏻‍♀️

ABSOLUTELY

Sale is ongoing!

"My BFFs work was specifically used by far right wing extremists to uphold fascism. I am very smart."

Happy all of your avocados became ripe at the same time day to all who celebrate.

MAGA Murder Budget is so good lol

Have we gotten any new hotdish recipes from the Pope?

Happy mothers day to all those mothers that did not vote to put their children into concentration camps!

@merru.bsky.social I got to see the lovely @londynbradshaw.bsky.social live at the Unicorn tonight.

*Me watching a video about missing children* IT'S PRONOUNCED PEW-ALLUP YOU DORK

Maybe they are onto something 😔😔

Watching Star Trek TNG, episode Deja Q. All I could think was BITS BITS BITS thanks to @benjaminahr.mobi

Someone without the embarrassing title of "writer at the Atlantic"

"Writer at the Atlantic" seems to be code for braindead failson because, honestly, this kind of stupidity can only be held by a shitty magazine

If god were real and just I would be able to have this little guy as a pet.

Awesome spam message. The state I live in doesn't have a DMV or an ezpass.

I made the terrible mistake of being weak in the face of butterbeer flavored hershey kisses. Not only did I knowingly do a corpo transphobia, they aren't even good. I am a failure :(

my toxic trait 😔

fuck yeah I really wanna cruise the salad bar like I cruise the park but I don't want any sissy salads

You didn't coom in English, would you like to coom in.. Spanish??

tiktok won't accept that I am not a coomer looking for dancing girls. it just keeps giving me variations on the exact KIND of girl dancing

I am a terrible pet parent. I put down my cats favorite disgusting fish pate AND turned on her favorite heating vent, at the same time.

It occurs to me that Malazan books, which have very much shaped a lot of my taste in books over the last 20 years, are something I could never recommend anyone read without extremely narrow circumstances

This is the most beautiful piece of writing I have ever seen. I can't tell if he's even personally serious about this stance or if this is part of his persona. He's like Ann Coulter. I am unable to tell where their real personality begins and ends.

Hellenic scholars could tell me that the first scifi novel had greek dudes getting pregnant on the moon and I was just supposed to figure all of this out on my own. SMH.

if I wanted to make a song list for white people would the name "Songs to Eat Sour Cream To" adequately express this?

Looking up a series I read as a child that I barely remember. Wikipedia tells me there were like, 20 of them and I read 12 or so. This makes me feel old.

this

I had a dream about eating a squirrel in a burrito and not sure how to feel about it.

I found this amazing little painting on reddit, credit: www.reddit.com/user/faithelzi

Correct. The dems refuse to do what is right. So they lose. It's on them.

what's it like to look upon the face of god

www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7Mz... I suppose I had memory holed the arnold mpreg movie

Moment of panic when I could not find an invoice in my email. Then I remembered they did it the old fashioned way with actual paper.

Does anyone have recommends for bsky accounts that are mostly animals, or other cute things?

I forgot the cardinal rule of taking an extra day off AFTER returning from a vacation. Oh well.

"I think Palestinians should be free." ACTUALLY SWEATY THAT'S ANTI-SEMITIC!!!!!!! I wish these people would go back to twitter and be braindead there.

Making a guillotine requires a lot of tools, engineering knowledge and whatnot. Making an oubliette requires only a shovel.