Tech CFOs trying to control spending on AI tokens after creating leaderboards for tokenmaxxing.

I had to ask Claude: The place is in Ukraine, the Ukrainian name is Chornobyl, and the world has increasingly agreed to respect that — especially since Russia’s 2022 invasion made the politics of language much more salient.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

We were so busy replacing all the employees with objectively worse performing AI that we forgot to ask who would buy all the software licenses.

It’s just millions of hallucinations per hour. These statements are not friendly to the psilocybin culture, man.

What happens when AI understands your code better than you do? red.anthropic.com/2026/mythos-...

Claude is veeeeery overloaded.

Oopsie archive.is/2026.04.01-1...

Now I wonder if Microsoft is going to get Copilot Cowork right.

Claude Cowork is like magic.

Uh oh. Where’s my bitlocker key? #oops

MFW when a fart triggers the air purifier sensor

Perfect 2026 headline, no notes.

How BYD Got EV Chargers to Work Almost as Fast as Gas Pumps https://www.wired.com/story/how-byds-ev-charger-got-even-faster-and-it-might-not-matter-as-much-as-you-think/ (https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47466294)

Online prediction markets have never not been gambling IMO. No one should be surprised by regulation falling hard on them.

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OH “Shit, even my AI yells at me!”

If you need a show to watch right now, take a look at Paradise on Hulu. Season 2 isn't fully out yet, but the first few episodes are fantastic.

I struggle to see the value of this subscription at this pricing level, man. SaaS gonna try to sass…

Surely Kash had some very important FBI business to take care of in Italy. Surely.

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Gong Xi Fa Cai!

What could possibly go wrong?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA “The Trump administration announced it had taken down a Mexican cartel drone flying into US airspace - only to confirm hours later that the object was nothing more than a party balloon” HAHAHAHAHAHAHA (I’m choosing to laugh deliberately)

We have something called Aegis here, and it brought back memories of drawbridges.

Amazing how much better something tastes when you actually add salt and pepper to it 😬

Anyone wanna guess how many times I’ve typed “Mike” instead of “Nike” since I started working here in July?

Age verification? This was my first computer:

I honestly struggle to rank the Legion of Boom higher than the Dark Side. Last night was just humiliating for the Patriots offense.

Yeah babyyyyyyyyy #GoHawks

“Bitcoin is toxic because Epstein is Satoshi” wasn’t on my bingo card for 2026

Benito is making MAGA go ballistic, and I’m here for it.

What year is this? 1930?

Why would any journo use this as opposed to Signal?

I’m bracing for the superb owl memes

I used M365 Copilot for the first time in a while and I now understand why #$MSFT has been on the decline for weeks now

Have a safe flight home, @sanfrancisco49ers.bsky.social

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I am partially guilty of this

Ahem. AMD, Intel - get your shit together yo

Exploiting this was the source of a lot of interesting conversations during my career…

I don’t understand how anyone chooses flour over corn tortillas. I really don’t.

See, America? This is how you address shootings.

Myers is just incredible #GoHawks

At this point it would be cheaper to just let this guy live in the US and have an FBI van follow him everywhere for the rest of his life.

In the good news department…

i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...

Posted nine months ago.

I was right about dishwasher pods, and now I can prove it [video] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAX2_mPr9W8 (https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=45815419)

Friends at Amazon: Hugs.

My main takeaway from this trip to Bengaluru is that people really, really like to honk their horns here. I’ve never seen anything like it. My hotel room has a whole stash of ear plugs and it’s come in very handy. Honking starts bright and early around 4am, and it goes insane in evenings rush hour.