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Posted nine months ago.

I was right about dishwasher pods, and now I can prove it [video] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAX2_mPr9W8 (https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=45815419)

Friends at Amazon: Hugs.

My main takeaway from this trip to Bengaluru is that people really, really like to honk their horns here. I’ve never seen anything like it. My hotel room has a whole stash of ear plugs and it’s come in very handy. Honking starts bright and early around 4am, and it goes insane in evenings rush hour.

El Hitlerito has an issue collaborating and working with others as a team.

I love the pianist was playing “Bella Ciao” tonight.

Salut, friends.

I told you guys.

Yep, it’s exactly the same scenario /s

First work trip with Nike! See you soon…ish Bengaluru!

New technical term: Data Piñata. A data store you’re trying to destroy of while trying to safeguard all of its valuable contents and place those in a different data bag.

LOL what could possibly go wrong

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

In case you hadn't consider this recently: Fuck cancer.

Why is this surprising? US politicians have always been corporate deal makers.

Shit, apparently I relocated to a war zone. I’m gonna have to stock up on kombucha.

Every mathematical instinct I have would tell me not to push THAT button.

The intersection of consumer Microsoft and enterprise Microsoft has always been terrible. They just don’t know how to build ecosystems and experiences across them.

At this point we should just let evolution deal with it, right?

Sigh. Microsoft has deep, deep issues that won’t be solved in months. It will take years and a cultural shift that many, many powerful people will fight tooth and nail.

Made me spit my coffee. So good.

Uber and Uber Eats feel like a scam at this point.

I don’t know that I have seen an airline app worse than Japan Airlines’. Case study.

Pretty sure the people at Bosch don’t build their own BMWs, y’know.

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It's funny how the government is pretending that covid isn't an issue at all right now.

I see you, Meta. I see you.

People pay for Grok? 😊

Perhaps it’s time to finally pay for that 2-decade long trial, you cheap bastards

Nothing will ever beat the C: drive on Windows.

I replied “STFU” instead of “STOP” to an unwanted text and I kinda feel that my initial reply was more adequate

THERE WAS NOTHING IN THAT BROWNIE THIS EDIBLE IS BULLSHIT - oNe hOUr laTer-

That poor hardware, man.

Someone I've never met on LinkedIn: "Endorse all of my skills, I'll do the same for you" No.

Hey gang, as of today I'm part of Nike! I will be contributing to the Data and Intelligence team.

Pretty sure I’m going to contribute.

Async I/O on Linux in databases https://blog.canoozie.net/async-i-o-on-linux-and-durability/ (https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=44622454)

Shamelessly stolen from Reddit

This whole CEO/HR affair thing is why the Internet exists. Come at me.

This is great. Some emails are now not showing in the Outlook app, but they do show when I go to the web site. Thanks, Microsoft!

Congrats on the MVPness, y’all.

Why you should delete WhatsApp and install Signal https://andrewsteele.co.uk/blog/2025/07/delete-whatsapp-install-signal/ (https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=44515251)

Free genocide with version 0.1!

Here’s something my fellow SQL Server nerds probably haven’t seen before 😊

Happy Fourth of July, Everyone. youtu.be/KU5V5WZVcVE?...

Time to do more to promote Amazon Q’s CLI tool than AWS Marketing has all year: Add this cursed function to your shell profile: fukken() { qchat chat "$*"; } Then skip the dumb keywords and just ask the damn question: fukken tell me how many S3 buckets I have Yes, it works. Yes, it’s glorious.

Good.