It drives me insane to hear libs like the pod save guys finish a segment about how monstrous ICE is and how terrible everything is and then start a segment about how this same dystopian nightmare government should work to "liberate" Iran. Why would we want them to have our awful regime?

I liked Fire and Ash more than I expected. Every character got enough to do and it all cohered together well.

I wish people would stop saying glazing

The end of the David Trilogy

Trump is probably making polymarket bets on whether he invades the countries he is threatening.

Congrats to Neera Tanden for getting Trump to implement her plan for getting America to steal oil from countries it destroys.

Two things can be true. They almost never are, but hypothetically, they could be.

It was fun watching Trump humiliate Jeb in 2016, but it seems clear now that MAGA's issue was that they were stupid enough to believe the neocons' obvious lies about spreading democracy.

The US deserves to be completely destroyed. Best case scenario would be a Chinese protectorate but that would be better than the American people deserve.

The nice thing about having a short attention span, probably because of screens, is that your doctor will probably prescribe you with meth

Great news, my 4 year old got a job

There's nothing like family to make you eager to go back to work

The Hive should just release one person temporarily to testify how great being in the Hive is, putting all doubts to rest about how great hive minds are

I'm pretty sure a real human hive mind comprising the whole population wouldn't be vegetarian, let alone concerned about the suffering of wheat.

I like Plur1bus

If there are historians in the future, it's going to be really hard for them to explain the period of time in which all economic and foreign policy was driven by nonsensical paranoia and utopian fantasies about building the best damn chat bot in the world.

I sometimes wonder what will be the last movie or show to be released before human society crumbles to a point where there's no longer the capacity or resources to spend on that kind of thing.

I think in her very stupid mind she is giving the "to be, or not to be" speech from.

I'm trying to tell myself that seeing posts from annoying liberals is less damaging to my brain than twitter

look, neither of them are actually gonna kill themselves. musk will brood on it and mope around conspicuously, but he ultimately lacks the conviction required. as for trump, he lacks the depth of interiority. could a beetle commit suicide? could an amoeba? absurd to consider

Does Bluesky have anything like this?

Trying to teach my Gen z coworkers about LOST and getting blank looks

My GP is giving me what is effectively weekly therapy, is that weird

I don't thank the taxpayers enough for giving me a job where I can watch dragon ball z at 11 am

Gonna have to start cross posting from Twitter because otherwise I exhaust all my posting ideas over there.

It's so funny to read LinkedIn posts complaining about the hiring process or job interviews. The posters aren't wrong but where do they think they are?

I had kinda forgot this app exists until today when someone on Twitter pointed out you can use it to bully Will Stancil

Twitter is working real well this morning

Every time some newskies from Twitter show up to bluesky

Why is everyone talking about balders gate when they could be talking about endless sky

What would really spruce this place up would be adding the Poke feature from 2005 era Facebook

Leaving twitter for the homestar runner wikia page edit section

The nice thing about arguing with the most prominent Warren 2020 supporters is that you don't have to worry about your mentions since nobody is reading anything they say

The "wow this is doing numbers" meme is unironically impressive here

It wouldn't be an easy decision but I think ultimately I would just let the cordyceps consume me

Jonah Hill has no hard feelings

[in the post twitter future telling my children about the bad old days] And then the white lady said that white people own pets because they long for slave ownership

75 minute written assessment as part of an interview for a new job coming up soon. Wish me luck.

Checked in on mastodon for the first time in a while and it looks like it actually sort of works now

Bluesky should be a haven for diversity of opinion* *Those banned from the animorphs subreddit for daring to tell the uncomfortable truth that all hork bajir sex is bdsm

Meanwhile, on twitter

I think if we all bully really hard we can get Chrissy Teigen to claim she is leaving bluesky forever, only to return after about two weeks

I just got here but no, it needs to be much more left than it is now

Me finding out that I'm going to be stuck as a lowly reply guy here too

Since the worst kinds of people from twitter aren't yet on blue sky, I'm looking forward to seeing how people here who are 2% different from each other come to form life long hatreds.

Ahem

[using up one of your last remaining tweet views for the day] Person of Interest was a great show