As a matter of fact, no, I do not recommend you, Salesforce. Now stop asking, you look desperate.

Are you a Sim? Join We Are Sims - A Group Where We Pretend to be Sims www.facebook.com/groups/weare... #thesims #TS4

It's too bad that the Epstein *drive* isn't real so we could yeet these MFers into space

If you don't care about other people then you can't judge them either

This is the video.

@seananmcguire.bsky.social Happy Birthday! 🎂 🎈 🎉

Happy New Year! 🎉🥂🎊🎆🎇

I'm not going to answer that without my lawyer present #Netflix #allegedly #imnotstupid

I'm fine with listening to ads on podcasts but I'm not listening to ads for farmers seeds.

The ACA is 15 years old which is why Republicans want to fuck it

I guess I've bought my last #TheSims product #EA apnews.com/article/ea-e...

This moment is bigger than just Jimmy Kimmel. When the Trump administration attacks the freedom of the press, they're going after a central pillar of democracy and our right to hold the government accountable.

Fucking end times making me agree with Ted Cruz

What podcasts are you listening to?

Nova wants my dessert #rescuedog #dogsofomaha #DogSky

Fear has a way of being contagious. But courage is also contagious.

If you're into rich people getting stabbed, then Death of a Unicorn is the movie for you

DONE with radiation! #CanSky #breastcancer #fuckcancer

Happy National Puppy Day #dogsofomaha #DogSky #rescuedog

manger les riches

Donold is now classifying protests at Tesla dealerships as ‘domestic terrorism.’ Protest at a Tesla dealership and you get arrested as a terrorist. But attack the Capitol and you get a pardon.

@seananmcguire.bsky.social will the audiobook version of Installment Immortality be available on Tuesday?

We adopted Nova, a five year old black Lab and German Shepherd mix today ❤️🐕‍🦺 #dogsofomaha #DogSky #rescuedog

How do I, as an American, boycott America? 🤔

This popped up in my Facebook memories. As relevant as ever. @itswilwheaton.bsky.social

DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.

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I’m sure MAGA will blame the president for this, just as they did when Biden wasn’t able to control grocery prices.

Omahans didn't care about the Cheifs until they started winning. #superbowllix #bandwagon

Where is DOGE on this expense?

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Being able to mute specific people in a group Teams chat should be a feature

If grocery prices keep going up... Quand les pauvres n'auront plus rien à manger, ils mangeront les riches!

Musk and his DOGEgies have access to your SSN, illegally. Freeze your credit.

Last night I noticed that the hair on my upper lip was starting to return. So I got that going for me. #CanSky #breastcancer #fuckcancer

A friend of mine, a natural born US citizen, is afraid to go on a cruise this spring in case she's not allowed back in the country because she's half Mexican. Both parents are/were citizens and her mom was born here too. #fucktrump

Share a comment in favor of #Nebraska Legislative Resolution LR5CA and LR6CA. It’s an effort to update Nebraska’s Constitution for same sex marriages. Comment as a proponent, due by Friday morning. #loveislove

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA #FuckFelon47

Easy peasy lemon squezy. Tell your senators and representative to stand up to Felon 47