Also if I see one more “you wouldn’t have survived the Attitude era” You’re right I didn’t - I waved the white flag, I tapped out and said this isn’t for me I guess I was confused thinking that this should be better by now

Kenny is gonna have some major lifting to do for me to even consider being in the vicinity of Wembley on the 30th This week has completely put me off

Evergreen

Is this supposed to be a babyface promo? 😬

Seeing a certain subset of a fan base being angry at Tsuji’s interview again… The IWGP belt has been defended at all 4 FD’s - 5 different AEW wrestlers have challenged across those shows The AEW belt has been defended at all 4 FD’s - only 1 NJPW talent has ever challenged for it (Tanahashi)

SANADA is so fucking cool

A funny bit would be MJF picking people who were super popular in like 18/19 New Japan for his team & Ishii being like “they left” so MJF just takes Despe & DCF people because he doesn’t know the names of anyone else in the company. “I take Naito” “Gone” “Fine Tana” “Retired” “Hiromu then?” “Nope”

It’s always fuck Progress day in this house

the men stopped chanting, the women did not, the girlies cannot be stopped

don’t listen to Dave Bradshaw’s lies, David absolutely WAS heavyweight champion

Robbie X Taking Best Technique Award, they should shut Lincoln Down and he can take it round in an Open Top Bus like they did when City one League 1. #BOSJ

Thank you Ichiban ❤️ See you in September

Delayed but I have now finished this very fantastic interview with Andy. I am so proud of my friends for how they headed into this & how they explained to him so well some of the frustrations of being a fan of the company that we all invest a lot of time and money in. Thank you both 🙇‍♀️ (and Andy)

and now it's live: open.spotify.com/episode/78fy...

Andy Quildan, owner and booker of RevPro offered to guest on Waffly Bollox and hear us out on our complaints about booking the women's division, which, considering how much steam was coming out of my ears after IWD, was pretty brave of him!! have a listen here: open.spotify.com/episode/78fy...

The 3am live DDT starts are a killer, but I really want to watch the King of DDT finals without spoilers. Having an internal debate of either staying up, having a nap and hoping I wake up in time, or just watching it when I wake up at like 7am.

This is the most excited I’ve been to go to a show since Wrestle Kingdom. I fear I will get no substantial work done today as I will just be counting down the minutes till I get to leave to head to Ichiban

I’ll say it, those tickets are expensive for a 2 hour show 🤷‍♀️

Credit card and car insurance on the same day is nasty work

I’ve woken up in a dystopian novel where Gemma Collins is the mouthpiece for the DFE and I’m being asked to train AI to do my job in under the guise of efficiency. If I go back to bed, do you think I can wake up somewhere normal?

Wait this isn’t the right Dome

Junior wrestling is the best wrestling

Me and El Desperado are the same because we will both turn a conversation into something about Hiromu if you give us the opening

Please, if you're a Reform voter, stop following me. Thanks.

Can a UK promotion book Sumi that same weekend because I’m not sure I can make France work?

AEW affiliated wrestlers now hold 4 different NJPW belts…

men chanting JJ Gale women chanting TK Cooper yep

Booooooooo

Naito v Kenoh minutes at Shinjuku Face. Sorry Nooj gotta change the channel for a bit

got local elections this week? vote. they matter.

I’m stuck between wanting Hiromu to finally debut so I can start a proper countdown to his return and wanting him to never debut at all, just so I can hang on to that little hope that he’ll end up somewhere else

I feel like advertising something as “unsanctioned” makes it sanctioned 🤷‍♀️

Hobbies are the perfect accompaniment to wrestling. Museum after Midnight SAL progress 🧵 Start -> 1 day stitchy progress

Please tell me there was Andrade x OC stuff on collision 🥹

If I were a less composed person I would be screaming and throwing stuff. The world is lucky

Not being able to change to Japanese comms on the New Japan firetv app today is a nightmare

Still true

New Japan has announced that Gabe is out of the Dontaku match and the the small difference between the Japan Gabe announcement vs the English speaking Gabe announcement has made me chuckle

I guess the Cosmo also didn’t want another Gabe Vs Tsuji match for the Global title

Right I’m going to watch some of #AEWDynasty but I’m sleepy so I’m going to need the Trio’s match, Gauntlet and the Main Event to be the first 3 matches on the card so I can go to bed. Okay thanks 🫡

TK COOPER

She’s done 😁

Surprise Shikari album drop days are the best days actually

It’s been 4 days…

I just can’t with the Jr Division

What been up with this week, I am in such a mood

Joyful

Join us, but don’t take our seats okay - we need those

The classic 19.999 kickout