I’m stuck between wanting Hiromu to finally debut so I can start a proper countdown to his return and wanting him to never debut at all, just so I can hang on to that little hope that he’ll end up somewhere else

I feel like advertising something as “unsanctioned” makes it sanctioned 🤷‍♀️

Hobbies are the perfect accompaniment to wrestling. Museum after Midnight SAL progress 🧵 Start -> 1 day stitchy progress

Please tell me there was Andrade x OC stuff on collision 🥹

If I were a less composed person I would be screaming and throwing stuff. The world is lucky

Not being able to change to Japanese comms on the New Japan firetv app today is a nightmare

Still true

New Japan has announced that Gabe is out of the Dontaku match and the the small difference between the Japan Gabe announcement vs the English speaking Gabe announcement has made me chuckle

I guess the Cosmo also didn’t want another Gabe Vs Tsuji match for the Global title

Right I’m going to watch some of #AEWDynasty but I’m sleepy so I’m going to need the Trio’s match, Gauntlet and the Main Event to be the first 3 matches on the card so I can go to bed. Okay thanks 🫡

TK COOPER

She’s done 😁

Surprise Shikari album drop days are the best days actually

It’s been 4 days…

I just can’t with the Jr Division

What been up with this week, I am in such a mood

Joyful

Join us, but don’t take our seats okay - we need those

The classic 19.999 kickout

Are we finally on the road to MAO KO-D champ? Can’t think who else beats Ueno at this point

Sumi looks amazing 🤩 I am very exited for this match

Wrestling has peaked and as expected its Hirata’s entrance

God I’ve missed Shunma ❤️

Fuck you DHL 🖕

Hiromu’s invader champion run in NOAH was probably 1 of the best men’s title reigns in Japan last year if not the world. He was locked in in a way he hasn’t been in New Japan for a long time. In fact every outside thing he did last year showed he is still great. he’s just been mentally checked out

People who say Hiromu was washed are either coping or didn't pay attention to his NOAH run because he clearly has something left. He didn't need to retire to the bad place.

The PaleYouth theme is a proper bop, I can see this being stuck in my head for the foreseeable future

Hiromu please don’t do it

Not buying but was curious, the same seats I got for Wembley 2024 are £75 more expensive for 2026

AEW would have been the best of the bad options, and they would probably book him like shit too but at least I could bring myself to watch it. Japan would be the best option for booking but probably worst for pay, and for someone who has been stuck on shitty Junior pay for his whole career I get it

DDT is like the only good promotion I watch right now and that is a crazy thing to say

It’s been 10 minutes and I’m already over commentary

Me: Every member of UE coming out to their own theme is annoying Also me: everyone shut up, every member of Unbound is coming out to their own theme and I need to pay attention

Anyway NJ Cup main event time. Expecting a lot from Yuto and Oiwa here

Did the end of this Noah show really have to be a WWE love in… 🙄

The Junior division in New Japan hurts my soul 😭

Yes! Robbie X and Ishimori 🎉 I’m so proud!

Today should be Saturday actually

O’Fin Fin I am going to need you have a chat with your red headed best friend/weapon

The more of these seeming AI RevPro highlight tweets I read on my way home the more angry I get at myself for yesterday suggesting they could improve their reach by live tweeting their shows. I monkey pawed - I’m sorry

David needs new friends

TK Cooper speaks truth, you all just aren’t listening properly or aren’t ready to understand

that’s my guy!!!! fuck him up TK!!!!!!

Three show weekend and it’s not even August

The train WiFi works today 🙌

Wait do ‘those’ fans think Hiromu is a comedy wrestler 😭😭😭

Made it

I should have driven 🫡

I should not be trusted with grown up money