I missed stream today because we convinced our boss to take us to lunch 🙂

That burnt toast theory really came true for me today. I had to pick up a co-worker so I went a different way to work. The way I normally go to work had a burning car in it

YouTube music wrapped. Are we surprised

I'm pretty much only on twitch for Joe

Having the true Midwest experience (shitting your brains out in Meijer after eating a fried ice cream from a local Mexican restaurant)

Not the best selfie but one I didn't share from my Finland trip (no I will never shut up about that trip) from the day I turned 33.

Lemon posting statuses about me being a mean mom cause I cleaned her ears

This is who you're asking to work full time

My MRI that they fought my insurance for tooth and nail just got cancelled because of the storm/call offs

I got an email the Etsy order I made this morning is already in Ohio. I was confused until I saw the crafter lives in Toledo 🤣

In high school I worked at this shitty local chain grocery store and early in my career there a coworker told me he burned his nipples for fun and that about encompasses working there.

My partner is getting back into MTG and I think I'd like it more if the cards were cuter.

Chat. I deserve a round of applause. I went to an outdoor walking event that two people I vaguely know go to and they didn't show up so it was all strangers. And I still stayed, walked AND talked to new people.

I tried.

Chat, hot take but I've never tried pecan pie because it straight up smells like ball sweat to me.

"what if your favorite is in the file?" My brother in Christ, I'm a pop punk fan. I have a Brand New tattoo (need to get it covered). Been there, ditched them.

Last 5 concerts (most are precovid) 1. Hot Mulligan/Heart Attack Man 2. Max Bemis(Say Anything) acoustic tour 3. Blink-182 4. Kendrick Lamar/Steve Aoki for free in 2012 5. Say Anything

I was put on "diet pills" (read legal meth) when I was 8. I've been mentally preparing for skinny-pocalypse my whole life.

I forgot how good the first Say Anything album is

Y'all seem so educated. Where can I get a humidifier that's easy to clean? I've broken TWO trying to clean them.

Chat, this may surprise you, but one of the first videos I watched on YouTube was "emo boys kissing the used I caught fire"

I have so many questions

Frankenstein was good. Could have been gayer

The urge to comment "Leave the leaves" on every community post on FB about needing leaf clean up is so strong I'm going to get blocked.

I've been farting up this place

My baking coworker asked what I want for Christmas and I said an apple pie 🥧 I better get a damn pie.

Thanks FedEx. Very nice.

Not Kesha throwing a fit and refusing to go to the vet so I could only take Lemon and then someone got shot in the parking lot 🙃 lovely Saturday....

Sent my mom this picture and she said "oh cute" 🤣 I don't think she read it

Yeah, no, for sure

My mom's oncologist believes so heavily in pets that she wrote my parents' landlord demanding my mom have a cat with no pet charge.

When I die, can someone give my body to a polar bear to consume?

I'm about to secure this bag (pick up a free Twilight puzzle from Facebook marketplace)

I fully support @lilsimsie.bsky.social stepping away from EA and The Sims after this bullhit they're pulling

Local Mexican restaurant now stuffs their churros with strawberry sauce. I'm allergic to strawberries 🙃🙃

Women couldn't have their own credit card until the 1970s so I call my debt an act of feminism.

We made a sacrifice

Chat I fear the unsoaked kidney beans is now a raw waffles situation

@halfmoonjoe.com look it's frog and toad

Despite having lived in Ohio my whole life I had Cincinnati chili for the first time last week and now I'm obsessed. Trying my hand at making it 😬

Not to be one of THOSE people. But can I please go back to Finland?

I have low key given up trying to find a new job so I've had my first edible in 5 months. Please be warned.

I cannot tell you how much better my life is not following celebrities on Instagram. My feed is filled with beautiful fatties and disabled people and REAL, unfiltered bodies and it's rewired my brain I swear.

I told my mom I hadn't seen Mama Mia since it came out and she dropped the DVD in my lap and said "please return it, it's my favorite" 🤣

You know I gotta do it to them

Meee

I need someone who's actually experienced lake effect snow to tell me if Finland's winter is really that bad

All I'm asking for is to make $70k and not want to kms. Why is that too much to ask?!