Where's daddy with a small loan of a million dollars?

Guys. Guys. Guys. I think I'm going to start a business 🫪

Don't be too jealous, bu I t STAN the generic yetis from Walmart and Target

I too have questions for Mr. beast

I asked my best friend if she wants to rub clits behind the Barnes& Noble

I was heat sensitive before ssris. I fear the AC needs to go on today

Idk if it's the constant night sweats or the migraine but something has me unbelievably sad right now and I'm about to lash out or just run into the woods

Miss Diva at the blood draw lab had me tied up, 6 vials out, and wrapped in a bee bandage in five minutes flat. Love her!

Did I almost die in the flash flooding coming home? Kinda. But did two new students come who have never done yoga and they thanked me? Yessss ☺️

Too many people in America: "Global warming isn't real. The weather is fine" Me on my third tornado warning this spring in CLEVELAND OHIO!!!!!

Which one you bitches snitched on me?! Someone told my boss I was being too negative the week she was gone. Like yeah cause everyone treated me like shit?!

I was just reminded that one of my coworkers used chatgpt to define trail mix in a presentation.....

In the past 3 days I've eaten nothing but cheesey, beany, garlicy things. In probably unrelated news, I'm gassy.

If 8 million people protested my existence, I would kms. Lie how do you not feel ashamed?

I need to see @reidie.com reaction to Zipper

My car door was open all night and somehow not a thing was missing/wrong.

I finally figured out how to make yoga videos 😀 (it's still rough, don't expect much) but if you want access, join the discord!! (Message me for link)

I somehow don't think I'm my ancestor's wildest dreams because half of my living family doesn't even want me

I need everyone at work to just drop the drama from yesterday. I'm fine. I don't need y'all harping on it stilllllll. None of this matters. I promise I smoke enough weed and do enough yoga to be okay about it.

Growing up in a trailer/mobile home coupled with OCD and anxiety makes Tornado Weather Time such a fun experience for meeeeeeee

So Ohio Senate wants to ban immodest clothing for the protection of children but also hijabs are bad? Wtf are we doing here bro??

Could we fucking not?!?

Text to my bestie this morning

What a chill and totally not stressful time to live in a house that runs on gas and electric combined 🫪🫪

As a child once told me at the library years ago: "I got my nails did, you can't play with me" (As in my nails are still looking good 3 days after painting them myself thanks to @oracle54.bsky.social advice)

Guess who's still getting yelled at, now in front of the CEO and CFO and I just wanted to scream this

Me to everyone at work bitching at me about the dumbest shit right now

This sounds so fucking lame but I'm missing Finland so bad right now. Like it's just a place I visited and fumbled through but it was so much better than all of this shit

Reminder I do discord yoga (and hopefully recording goes well). Ask for link and join us. Yoga is for every body!!!

You can be a little self-destructive, as a treat (drinking an Alani on an empty stomach while already having heart burn)

I'm so fucking sick of working. Like wtf does any of this matter? The world is ending

Guys it's such a huge day in the HMJ community . ... ...... Yes, my half birthday 🎉

Linked in is a hellscape. Help meeeee (This comment was left on a post about a pharmacy posting meal times. I just don't think it's that deep sir)

This is the fourth time the temperature has dropped 30° in less than 10 hours in 2 weeks and my chronically ill body is ready to riot

Y'all ever adopt cats when they're adults and randomly start thinking about what horrible things they may have seen/gone through and then you cry that couldn't have always been their home

Bidet was delivered and installed. Will report back soon

I GOT to pay $3.75 a gallon for gas and watch a man get arrested

Diva is leaving the island. I repeat diva is finally moving the fuck out!!!

I don't wanna sound like I'm victim blaming but hearing people talk about their cats peeing everywhere with no health issues, like what are you doing to that cat? Are you cleaning the boxes? Are you stressing them?! I've never in my 33 years of having a cat had one pee not in the box w/o being sick

My whimsy of the day - changing work computer background for Easter/spring

I can't find an OBGYN at the local hospitals that isn't an ass and I totally forgot Planned Parenthood exists?! Trying to get my IUD changed out by them next month!

Today is not a day to actually do work at work so ignore me while I wild out on Bluesky and Discord

Fine I'll try for it @ladyfeifei.bsky.social throne.com/opeexcusemep...

I can't tell who will be more screwed when I inevitably walk the fuck out: me or this ass company

A meteor entered the atmosphere in Cleveland and it DIDN'T take out my work?! Fucking homophobic

I'm sure I'm singing to the choir here but please remember the TRUE Irish spirit is telling imperialists to fuck themselves. Saoirse don Phalestine

Y'all ever blow your nose while you're pooping and instantly regret being able to smell better?

Nail girlies/peeps. Why does this happen no matter what? I've used base coat, top coat, nothing, dollar store nail polish, medium price, I've even had a few manicures and no matter what the polish comes off in entire chunks within two days of doing them.

It was 75* today 🥰 it's going to be 21* and snowing on Tuesday 🙃