I know we have reasons to shit on frozen pizza but Meijer's cheese pizza with Trader Joe's Frozen Pizza seasoning is actually really good.

We're having an all company meeting tomorrow and I can't decide if it'll be better or worse if they don't say anything about all this *gestures wildly at the world*

Welcome to Cleveland

Joe said ACAB with that car flip

Is anyone into World of Warcraft here and can you confirm that Twink is a WOW term as well? Cause I don't buy it....

Happy birthday- vacation-random Tuesday @halfmoonjoe.com

I think it's time (to make Cincinnati chili again- this time with CANNED beans so we don't poop our pants again)

Joe giving me a superiority complex with his kind words even though I'm super new to the chat 😁

The Discord link keeps breaking?! (I'm a boomer and don't understand) So DM me any time you want the yoga link. That's where we vote and do the classes. All levels welcome, I keep it low and chill.

discord.gg/3FNEyhyNg The world is a lot. But I have power and heat so if you want a yoga break, join us in about half an hour (5pm EST)

Me, who didn't get into Animal Crossing until late 2021: "you're being so dramatic about your villagers. Just let them live" Me now with this asshole moved in: "omg you're so ugly please leave"

I know I'm not Jodie Foster but if any young man woman they them wants to really try to impress me. There's a list of people

If you're interested but NO pressure https://throne.com/opeexcusemeplease/wishlist

I had to go to the west side of Cleveland before the storm and tell me why this place is so gentrified that the weather is 3° warmer here

Guys. It's so cold we couldn't have the overhead fan on last night 😬😬

Boston started making narcan safe spots, where the telephone poles provide free and emergency based narcan. If you break the box it calls 911. Look for the pole painted purple :)

Reminder to check if your state/county gives out free narcan and drug testing kits for your community. I was originally certified by my local library precovid and now they do it via mail! DM me if you need help finding it near you!

I can't say I want to die at 69, so does that mean I have to live to be 420? I simply see no other options.

Yoga Discord discord.gg/z2bEp9QAf

I dyed my hair and didn't close the glass door all the way 🙃🙃

Hot take I'll never change my mind on. I don't believe in capital gains so I shan't be getting a 401k.

I can't remember which one of y'all I watched play this damn laundry store simulator game but I'm obsessed

Not my library that I sub for sending an all staff email saying we're going to allow ICE to arrest our patrons because "they're legally allowed to". I'm about to get fired for my reply ....

Ready to be grossed out and have my heart broken at the same time

I'm doing another donation class for the local fat queer collective and the post is popping off 😬😬😬

They gave me a $500 raise. While my insurance goes up $40 a month 🙃🙃🙃🙃

Some of us are on Lexapro and lost our ability 😭😭

There was a cyber truck with a snow plow on its front in my dream last night and I am still mad about it.

Throwing it back even further, 2012 Frat Party outfits ....

In 2013 I tried to faceswap with Sally (rip baby girl)

Guys. I caved. I used chatgpt. I'm so so sorry. I was doing my research project in earnest then a coworker said something wild and discrimitory and I need to check the fuck out mentally or I'll be homicidal and this needs to be done now. I feel like fucking ass

Ah yes. Perfect A1 illustration of my leg tattoo

I was really into Snapchat in 2016

Not my coworker asking if I could use my VPN to try and get her the Harry Styles preorder

I'm sorry I'm blowing up blueskee rn but they changed the fucking sauce formula in pizza rolls?!?! You can't tell me that didn't. This shit tastes so weirrrrddd (I haven't had them in like 8 years so this may be old news)

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None of this fucking matters omfg I cannot with corporate rn

One time I was driving my co-workers to an off-site meeting because the one told us he had drama for us and he wanted to tell it to us on like a neutral territory I.e my car. He turned on the radio and no hands by Waka Flocka was blasting

Looking to do another yoga Wednesday January 21st at 7pm EST. Please let me know if you want the discord invite!!

When we say police are class traitors/ACAB we mean that their entire function is to protect and serve billionaires and private property.

I asked my music-obsessed father for political/anti-fascist songs for my yoga playlist 25 minutes ago and he's still typing

My 2026 resolution is to stay both whimsical and politically enraged. The good anger.

If you're interested but NO pressure https://throne.com/opeexcusemeplease/wishlist

Working on Yoga Discord. Message me if you want the invite!

Let's hope I don't puke in the MRI machine this time (early detection screening no worries)

I was so sad today and my friends who I work with got me queso so much better mood

My blood is absolutely boiling. Fuck this absolute fucking piece of shit country

Whenever I'm not sure if Richard is actually listening to me (they have horrible ADHD) I just randomly say "I'm thinking about applying to work for Lockheed Martin" to see if he actually heard me 🤣

If I hadn't applied to this job, I'd be convinced one of the criteria is that you need to not know how to READ A FUCKING EMAIL OMFG