Pro tip: if you want to be friends with someone that’s really outwardly queer, but you’re not brave enough to act queer in public, just carry a pin with a flag on it, and only put it on when you’re in front of them It’s like a Fallout charisma check

Conspiracy theorist will just straight up believe anything you tell them “I’m not suicidal” it’s it’s like a magic word

a toofpick changes everything

I always giggle thinking how California is essentially just woke Florida

Shit on Reddit all you want, but being able to tag text and images with spoilers is probably the single greatest thing they have

Tomodachi Life is at it's best when you just make up characters specifically FOR it, because then you aren't worried about how "canon" your preexisting OC is in it

Why does this shot from Breaking Bad look so sensual

I honestly kind of like the "resistlib" vibe of this place, it's such a nice respite compared to the rest of the Internet It also feels like a "blue but well-meaning" neighborhood which if you grew up in a rural conservative area feels like a whole different universe

I really do think I miss companies soullessly pandering to homosexuals during pride month

"Take a shower" FUCK NO! Imma lick myself 😛😛😛

Why are his eyes absolutely fucking me up

I don’t think you guys understand, when conservative said that the assassination of Charlie Kirk would make one million more Charlie Kirks, they didn’t mean it figuratively

Insane how much of a difference a game on Steam being Very Positive vs Overwhelmingly Positive sways my decision Like that one percent of 94% and 95% has such a big psychological impact

TWITTER DOESNT LET YOU ADD EMOJIS TO IMAGES ANYMORE SO THIS IS A LOST FORM OF ART NOW

Chicago, aka the big C, is where you can find a hot dog dinner

Not that I disagree with it, I just wish the for you tab showed me more hot chicks, instead of political comics

How can I be bored of Canada if they make some good music

One time when I got stupid blazed, I went on the Costco Subreddit and I saved this to my computer because I thought it was the most beautiful and ethereal picture ever

Fullbody latex suits will look cool and then the head part is just some fucking bullshit

I have really insane FOMO because I’ll never know what it’s like to be super autistic about planes and know all the niche inside jokes about them amongst your fellow plane enthusiasts

I'm so happy to see her again

Picks him up

Welcome to my le casa. Please help yourself to my fridge.

Hit me hard today realizing that thinking your professor thinks you’re an exceptional student is like thinking the stripper likes you

time to get muddy with the lads !!!

Barotrauma repost

Clicking on a YouTube video with an intriguing thumbnail and title, and it's just some footage from a boring ass streamer's stream

I judge social media platforms entirely based on how good their gif service providers are - Discord is an obvious top tier, duh - Twitter WAS good until they changed it for no reason] - Instagram is absolute garbage with gifs

PayPal blocking Russian artists is forcing me to use shit called MONEY HIPPO and Zip.Real.Url.Fast.Money.EU just so I can get a stinkin' drawing of a furry

I'm so glad the Allan self-shipper got their spotlight in the show and not The Cool Autistic Gamer or Dolly Dimpley

Pro tip: if your gay friends are talking about something you don’t understand, just ask them to explain it to you like Grindr trade

You're a CONTRARIAN and a LUDDITE if you don't think the holy soda cloaca is the greatest innovation in restaurant technology in recent times

made a payday mod

auuuuuuuuuu

Felt frustrated with how poorly Netflix is handling the release schedule of Steel Ball Run, and then I remembered I already read the manga last year

You’re only allowed to do the whole “Video game community goes insane and starts making a bunch of surreal memes” bit ONLY if your favorite game franchise hasn’t had a new installment in 10 years or more

DeviantArt URLs apparently don't embed on Discord, and I think I just came up with quite possibly the worst idea for a Russian Roulette style game ever

GOOGLE STOP PLAYING WITH ME!!!

Visiting a website on your computer in big 2026

Tech companies didn't even try with April Fools this year, they just looked at you like this and hoped that you still find them charming and down-to-Earth

The right ear piercing distinction to let people know you were a gay guy back then is so funny, because I think anyone in like the 80s and 90s would just assume you’re automatically gay if you have ear piercings

my resident evil fanart

happy mario day