oooo many pretties please buy them before I'm tempted

not really a Nope! , because it's reversible buuuuut, if you have a sheath you're not using? works great as flower holder. in this case top heavy (off brand) legos some of the bigger 3m type hooks work well

I'm going to tidy up my pinned post and get back to listing toys up for grabs. turns out as you get older you appreciate soft toys more..... alas, 80% of my collection is firm😬

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your....*attempts to wink at the camera, fails* Behold, the Roman Dodecahedron Fleshlight! This was the most complicated and least practical silicone pour I've ever done. Never stop making high effort goofs!

attn @tequilafetish.bsky.social Driving Desires Isca big un I'll try for better gitd pic tonight medium firmness

was anyone looking for a #DrivingDesires Isca?

Prep for #iceout: 1. Flyering neighborhood 2. Explaining to teenager what not spending $$ is solidarity 3. Calling beloved local bookstores to ask if they'll close (they will!!) 4. Emailing dept encouraging them to encourage faculty not to teach (a longer shot but🤞).

Are any of the shops closing for the protest friday?

is there a swatch chart and info on @bad-dragon.com colors like: tropical storm or mango or or or . do they glow? are they uv reactive?

well that didn't work

Day 4 No longer in my collection

Day 3

hmmmmm i don't like "advent" so how about count down to '26? day 2 this one is no longer in my collection

it's been a week 😵‍💫 how about a #PrettyRitualObject advent calendar? day one

IT'S GIVEAWAY TIME! For Black Friday we're giving away 1 Medium Uthur and 1 Large Uthur's Tongue in lovely NearClear 31 with starry inclusions! You'll need to repost and reply to THIS post, but be sure to read all the rules before entering! Winners drawn noon CST on Friday 11/28! Read on!

future "Nope!" idea

A completely different style of Nope!

yes or no?

soooo those freaky looking dolls, labubu?, have various costumes you can buy for then. like this dino thingie. if ya want to dress up your toys without damaging them? these work pretty well :)

just a Nope! hanging around

TODAY ONLY! Order a Whackoff or a Hackjob and if you ask in the notes i'll give you a blood spattered blade! www.funkittoys.com/product-page... www.funkittoys.com/product-page...

Nope! asauras rex!

Aaaaaaand done! Prices revert to those under my pinned post I’ll remove the pics of the sold items from there And thanks

My favorite pic of a Nope! I really want a framed print of it 😂

the most recent Nope!

last day for these prices! ends at 11pm est

The floral Nope!

A very colorful and judgmental Nope!

ahhhh! the Dalek showgirl Nope

looking at some older pics this was one of the first "Nope!"s

one more week at these prices! and then they revert to the prices in the mosaic pics (under my pinned post)

Damn it I think usps ate a package

No Fucking Kings

presented without comment

ok! deal of the... huh.. 2 weeks? all the rules are in my pinned post *unfortunately USA shipping only :( detailed pics and info on the toys are in the replies to that post #dongSales #RitualObjects

a story in 2 parts

Resistance. Refusal. Ridicule. Those are the ingredients to bring down regimes and among them ridicule is arguably the most delicious. The emperor isn't just naked; his goon squad is afraid of an inflatable frog. Portland is TOO FABULOUS FOR FASCISM.

let's do this one at $25 and shipping #dongsales #ritualobjext rules in my pinned post usa only for now :(

lets do this one for $13 and shipping #dongsales #glowinthedark #ritualobject rules in pinned post usa only, for now :(

I think I updated everything?

My halloweenie from last year :)

Show me the halloweenies!!!

how about $50 and shipping? #vorian #UV #dongsales all rules in my pinned post but us only for right now :(

Somehow this one is both autumnal and uv 🤔 Make an offer?

heh I should mention that i need that shelf empty as my kingdom death mini collection has… broken containment 😂🤦‍♀️

Huh Ok They’re not all listed 🤔 I will add pics later tonight Aaaand I accidentally deleted one 😵‍💫