Is my septum piercing rusted or do i got a boogie on it?? The eternal riddle

It's flexing cock Friday or whatever

H E F T Y

Got too scrungly

Marriage is about teamwork @beaudacioust.bsky.social

Small batch domestic brews on tap if you're thirsty

Its giving thank

(The soup)

Bread and soup

Steamed ham

Made @beaudacioust.bsky.social a #snom cake for his birthday

Why do I always want to shave my head in the winter

Should i unquit cigs again

Should i shave my head again

I need a smoke and a loose hole

Oh the autumn bonkers are here in full force

Im gonna be real, i dont know how to keep the vibes up with the world on fire like this. It feels weird to be flashing my dick at strangers online when every single day i wake up to four bew headlines that say "surprise! Its getting worse" and i come here for a distraction but i just feel guilty/

In your backyard eating your invasive herbs

I guess I'm dehydrated

I know it's really fall because i want to chop my god damn legs off

With all due respect it's crazy to me that anyone uses biometrics to unlock their phone

Time off is not enough i need to hibernate in the mud at the bottom of a frozen pond like a frog

When dad catches you with your pants down, smokin his cigars . 😈🥵

Maybe got a little too tipsy before work 🥴

Another beautiful day of my asshole bleeding for no real reason

Even a shitty bulk pack of socks at walmart is like 25 dollars now we live in actual hell

The way this song haunts us as a community

A timeless holiday classic

Time to go to my JOB 🤢 so i can WORK 🤮 and make MONEY 🤕💩☠️

Getting the Princess treatment from @pvddaddy.bsky.social

Signaling

Is it time to restart my jff?

Haulin and stuffin my bestest boy ! 😈 @rushpupperoni.bsky.social

Shows ya how much cigars make my cock twitch

Smoke cigars, it makes your dick bigger

Fun for 2-4 players on the couch or up to 24 online friends!

Hey guys! Tomorrow I’m releasing a new jock x thong mashup. The waistband and pouch are classic jockstrap, but the back is a v-string. Like this post and I’ll send you a discount code so you can try it at a special price. Thanks so much for all the support 💗 hugs!

There was a lot to be grateful for

Showing my gratitude to the host

Vacuum sealed

I want to taste the roidbro titty milk

Ring ring it's me

So hard it hurts.

Listen to that sizzle

Clean finish

A treat for me and a treat for you

Knock knock open up

Gigantic, orange, and gay