With all due respect it's crazy to me that anyone uses biometrics to unlock their phone

Time off is not enough i need to hibernate in the mud at the bottom of a frozen pond like a frog

When dad catches you with your pants down, smokin his cigars . 😈🥵

Maybe got a little too tipsy before work 🥴

Another beautiful day of my asshole bleeding for no real reason

Even a shitty bulk pack of socks at walmart is like 25 dollars now we live in actual hell

The way this song haunts us as a community

A timeless holiday classic

Time to go to my JOB 🤢 so i can WORK 🤮 and make MONEY 🤕💩☠️

Getting the Princess treatment from @pvddaddy.bsky.social

Signaling

Is it time to restart my jff?

Haulin and stuffin my bestest boy ! 😈 @rushpupperoni.bsky.social

Shows ya how much cigars make my cock twitch

Smoke cigars, it makes your dick bigger

Fun for 2-4 players on the couch or up to 24 online friends!

Hey guys! Tomorrow I’m releasing a new jock x thong mashup. The waistband and pouch are classic jockstrap, but the back is a v-string. Like this post and I’ll send you a discount code so you can try it at a special price. Thanks so much for all the support 💗 hugs!

There was a lot to be grateful for

Showing my gratitude to the host

Vacuum sealed

I want to taste the roidbro titty milk

Ring ring it's me

So hard it hurts.

Listen to that sizzle

Clean finish

A treat for me and a treat for you

Knock knock open up

Gigantic, orange, and gay

Caught you looking

Every slut at the eagle wants to kiss me when I'm on the clock 🙄😒

Appreciate my art

Is it too late to be making dk bananza memes

Me reporting fake profiles on scruff

Public nuisance

Fixation

Every time i see that video of Eddie Hall curling twunks i imagine @emmettfrost.bsky.social acquiring his relic weapon (chariot racing two little muscle daddies and using them as boxing gloves)

Unfortunately i fear this is @beaudacioust.bsky.social and i respectively

Well ding my dong the witch* is dead *no offense to witchcraft

Brb gonna put a hole in this wall

I need to get fucked by a silverback daddy dressed as Santa this year. Krampus spit roast and classy dad pipe smoking optional but highly desired.

Okie dokie I am at the degenerate so let's do this!

Let me play around in your guts

I meant bush but like, honestly....

Full bish Friday or whatever

Believe it or not my balls are empty

Pingus

Being a lowtier gay with hightier gay friends is crazy what do you kean ive sucked fingers that did salt n pepa's makeup

Ok Ms. NOW go off 💅💅💅

So when dudes only post pics where they are clearly using a dildo as a fake bulge and get 10k followers a week are folks actually buying it or is this like a fantasy kink i just can't see

It’s me and my two hours of sleep against the world. 💪🏼