Butt #nsfwart #nsfw

We need more heroes.

I attended a democratic fundraiser tonight where they sold raffle tickets for a dozen eggs… Genius.

It's the giant horse from Breath of the Wild! #botw #zelda

"Your claim is denied" is the new "Let them eat cake." #burlesque #rebellion

Why is nothing positive ever contagious? Like just once after getting sneezed on it would be nice to suddenly know how to play the piano or something.

If you really need me to multitask, your best bet is to ask me to focus on something critically important

The takeover of Twitter was a preview of what we're all living with now and a stark example of why you can't let any one person have too much money: they go insane and make themselves everybody's problem

lots of maga out in the last few days and they can be pretty sneaky here is a good maga troll block list bsky.app/profile/did:...

It’s not so much a panic “attack” at this point, it’s more of a standing appointment we have in the morning where we meet for coffee

Try humping a different series of fables friend. ❤️

👀 😂

Adorable felted baby!

Gosh, I remember when we had an actual president instead of a loudmouth bully who won't take responsibility for his actions.