room mail best mail

i know i say this every gdq, but rhythm gamers remain the most insane gamers there are

just typed ♥ for the first time in 1000 years

storygraph i refuse to have separate counters for books read with ears or eyes. you can’t make me!!!! (pals, you can assume that i have listened to the audiobooks for all non-fiction)

this is too high effort for the shitpost that it is, however- ever since i found out heimer and dottore share VA, my mind couldn’t stop, and now w dottore’s final boss form being shown- i had to dottomeirdinger is real and will hurt you~ #myart #genshinimpact #arcane

"i wouldn't tell anyone i won the lottery, but there would be Signs" https://www.thelimitededition.co.uk/product/la-resonance-by-vianney-halter/

introduce yourself with something that almost killed you hi, i’m aspirin

my body said “happy fucking new year you get a UTI” i suppose im grateful to live at a time when antibiotics exist

can't quite believe shop.app doesn't let you change your email address

i stayed up so late i'm awake for the ao3 kudos email. but i had to finish the hymn to dionysus, which was the perfect first book to finish in the new year. i'm not looking too closely for fear it will skitter away, but my reading brain may be back. if anyone wants to be storygraph friends i'm here

the fact that my library only allows 10 holds is homophobic

when a book that usually has 5-10 page chapters suddenly has a 22 page chapter, you know shit is getting real

today in rage-inducing microsoft things: copy file and click to rename it. cursor is blinking away in the spot i need it to be. suddenly it selects all and when i hit delete to get rid of the characters i don’t need, i delete everything

phaidros i swear to hades. he doesn’t want to kill you!!!!!!!

theban knight. hrm

i'm halfwy through the hymn to dionysus and i'm being SO brave and not starting the next chapter because it's after 10 pm and i have to participate in capitalism tomorrow

i’ve taken PICTURES of my manicures, but then…just didn’t post them. anyway here’s the latest: dragula - lemming lacquer #polishotd

“Does ACAB include Santa?” - @frequentlybees.bsky.social

watching how the grinch stole christmas with the fam and i can’t stop thinking about tony the fucking tiger

the #1 movie when you were ten years old is how your 2026 is going to go oh boy

hey, join me in making things a little more bearable for trans kids: www.transanta.com

close enough, welcome back to pandora, vault hunters

mmm we do love a revenge bedtime whoopsie daisy

few things fill with more rage than sharepoint, a webbed site i use all day every day, logging me out multiple times during the workday

there’s an ad for do0rdash i get sometimes that shows a woman spilling a travel mug full of coffee on the counter. she looks at an empty paper towel roll and instead of finding, say, a SPONGE, she picks up her phone and do0rdashes paper towels. it’s infinitely more unhinged than the criminal grandma

FRIENDS HAPPY!!! there are few things better

i don’t think most people realize my job is one that needs doing until i tell them what i do. mostly what i get is “oh, cool. so you know a lot about health insurance?” and i’m like “yes, if you need help understanding anything, feel free to ask” (this also goes for all of you)

finished college in 2007, got receptionist job, realized i could not pay student loans AND rent, moved back in with parents in 2008. there were no jobs, fibally found retail job, stayed for 6.5 years. finally signed up w/temp agencey and took first job they had. still there 10 years later

right: freshly bitten - mooncat left: millennium - mooncat #polishotd

work posting!!!! (a team of three plus manager is now a team of me and manager because the other two were laid off)

i need to convert 168 word docs to PDF and acrobat likes to crash on me after 20 or so docs and also they take one million years to convert. very helpful and efficient

left hand: another spooky bitch - lurid lacquer right hand: riding sleeping bags down the stairs - lurid lacquer #polishotd

coworker taking a nap while i actually participate in capitalism

mercury’s tears - mooncat #polishotd

twilight sonata - mooncat #polishotd immediately obsessed with thermals. polish looks completely different based on how warm my hands are! it changes a bunch, but naturally right NOW my hands are pretty cold so it was harder to capture, so i had to use a cup of hot water and a cup of ice water lol

why must protein bars be Like That. i just want low effort lunches this time of year (have cereal for lunch) without having zero ability to function by dinner

this latest genshin patch is THEEEEEEEE most fucked up thing they’ve ever actually shown on-screen and not just heavily implied or hidden in readables. also…too real. TOO REAL

halloween nails orange: marnie’s ranch - pahlish purple with green shimmer topper: night pollinator - death valley nails topped with celestial lights - holo taco #polishotd

Me: "If Mass Effect 2 were made today, do you think the Illusive Man would vape?" @fleurdeliser.bsky.social: "..." (deep sigh) "...yeah."

left hand: razor leaf - arcana lacquer right hand: witch-king of angmar - tyler’s trinkets #polishotd

moon jelly - starrily foxfire - mooncat #polishotd

mom’s side: a maga truck driver a pedophile dad’s side: a vietnam vet who rocks overalls and an enormous full-on santa beard a retired nurse, one of the best people hm…wonder why i deliberately haven’t interacted with my mom’s side of the family in literally a decade lmao

berry goth - prism parade #polishotd

how many times and how many ways can i ask the same questions and get contradictory answers over the course of MONTHS???

coronation - cirque colors #polishotd

SURE IS THAT TIME OF YEAR #workpost

caramel apple pop - cuticula #polishotd objectively (OBJECTIVELY!!!) the best halloween candy

seattle freeze - cracked polish #polishotd if you ever wanted to know what a pnw cold snap looks like, it’s this

i cannot believe it’s not friday

citracorn by arcana lacquer, topped with gold in them/their hills by tyler’s trinkets & nail daddy #polishotd