mackenyu is so hot it’s kind of unreal #opla

Narratively having Ever Given getting stuck in 2021 to set up Hormuz in 2026 is great foreshadowing. You want your audience to understand the basics of international shipping in a lower stakes context so you drop the real plot without a lot of saggy exposition about the minutiae of cargo logistics.

lmao new contrapoints that’s 1.5 hours and the top comment is “it’s so nice to see mother experimenting with short form content ♥️”

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finished death of the outsider. i just think the outsider is neat

it is finally time for death of the outsider, my beloved

so a plastic lid MAY have fallen on the dishwasher heating element and i MAY not have caught it until the drying cycle was basically done. i cleaned off the element and ran the dishwasher twice and everything is still vaguely ashy. gonna try one last ditch baking soda wash cross yr fingers for me

randomly remembered that gway interview where he was like, “i didn’t want the girls to want to fuck me, i wanted the straight guys to want to fuck me” and was filled with intense fondness

it's really rude when you get the sunday scaries even though you have monday off

decided it was time to replay the dishonored series. first game: plague and corrupt government. first mission of the first daud DLC: infiltrate a unionbuster's factory

youtube what do you MEAN i have to be alone with my thoughts while these PDFs take a million years to generate

my very first thought when my alarm went off was “thank god it’s sunday” 😭

www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Xx... absolutely obsessed with the needle drop here. love it

nothing like sitting in a sunbeam to reveal every last speck of cat hair on your clothes

apparently he replaced the requested orange juice with orange juice sweetened with stevia, a much bigger crime than either of the below

jury duty today. i was first called for november and it would have been for a month term on a grand jury, but november would NOT have worked with, y’know, my work that’s absolutely insane every november, so i asked for a defferal and got normal jury duty. grand jury would have been so cool tho

this man just tried to replace salmon with trout and said there was no chicken in the whole store when i could see some in the photo he sent. cis dude instacart shoppers not beating the allegations

book checkoint last: is a river alive by robert macfarlane current: the west passage by jared pechacek last added to tbr: the stars too fondly by emily hamilton next: the book of doors by gareth brown

#原神 #タルタリヤ #Childe 战士的力量是一个圆

exactly 24 hours later and back here lol

coffee and genshin and @thirtysixsavefiles.bsky.social await if i get out of bed, but bed is so cozy and warm

josh johnson is so astonishingly skilled at constructing a set. and this IS funny, but it’ll hit you square in the chest https://youtu.be/p68TXmnOy60

today i replaced the guts of my toilet

happy new tai album for all who celebrate

listen, the flight from PDX to SLC isn't super long, but it's still WAY more than 20 minutes. what goes on, usps

room mail best mail

i know i say this every gdq, but rhythm gamers remain the most insane gamers there are

just typed ♥ for the first time in 1000 years

storygraph i refuse to have separate counters for books read with ears or eyes. you can’t make me!!!! (pals, you can assume that i have listened to the audiobooks for all non-fiction)

this is too high effort for the shitpost that it is, however- ever since i found out heimer and dottore share VA, my mind couldn’t stop, and now w dottore’s final boss form being shown- i had to dottomeirdinger is real and will hurt you~ #myart #genshinimpact #arcane

"i wouldn't tell anyone i won the lottery, but there would be Signs" https://www.thelimitededition.co.uk/product/la-resonance-by-vianney-halter/

introduce yourself with something that almost killed you hi, i’m aspirin

my body said “happy fucking new year you get a UTI” i suppose im grateful to live at a time when antibiotics exist

can't quite believe shop.app doesn't let you change your email address

i stayed up so late i'm awake for the ao3 kudos email. but i had to finish the hymn to dionysus, which was the perfect first book to finish in the new year. i'm not looking too closely for fear it will skitter away, but my reading brain may be back. if anyone wants to be storygraph friends i'm here

the fact that my library only allows 10 holds is homophobic

when a book that usually has 5-10 page chapters suddenly has a 22 page chapter, you know shit is getting real

today in rage-inducing microsoft things: copy file and click to rename it. cursor is blinking away in the spot i need it to be. suddenly it selects all and when i hit delete to get rid of the characters i don’t need, i delete everything

phaidros i swear to hades. he doesn’t want to kill you!!!!!!!

theban knight. hrm

i'm halfwy through the hymn to dionysus and i'm being SO brave and not starting the next chapter because it's after 10 pm and i have to participate in capitalism tomorrow

i’ve taken PICTURES of my manicures, but then…just didn’t post them. anyway here’s the latest: dragula - lemming lacquer #polishotd

“Does ACAB include Santa?” - @frequentlybees.bsky.social

watching how the grinch stole christmas with the fam and i can’t stop thinking about tony the fucking tiger

the #1 movie when you were ten years old is how your 2026 is going to go oh boy

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close enough, welcome back to pandora, vault hunters

mmm we do love a revenge bedtime whoopsie daisy

few things fill with more rage than sharepoint, a webbed site i use all day every day, logging me out multiple times during the workday

there’s an ad for do0rdash i get sometimes that shows a woman spilling a travel mug full of coffee on the counter. she looks at an empty paper towel roll and instead of finding, say, a SPONGE, she picks up her phone and do0rdashes paper towels. it’s infinitely more unhinged than the criminal grandma