For anyone keeping score at home.

I wouldn’t be surprised if Cheetolini tries to rename Mt. Shasta to Mt. Diet Coke.

This stupid three toed howler monkey doesn’t even realize that Mexico is a part of North America. Worthless ignorant and a waste of time per usual for the GOP. www.rawstory.com/marjorie-tay...

He has lost his goddamn mind. Everyone knows who I’m talking about.

Just a reminder kids. youtu.be/IobtCDkJKDc?...

I said “so far so good, we haven’t lost power” to my wife. Now I’m outside turning, spitting and throwing salt over my shoulder.

The worst part about J6? The orange piece of shit will be sworn in as president in a few days. Fuck.

The Pope is trolling Trump. www.cnn.com/2025/01/06/e...

Winter storm Blair. Linda Blair.

When they named this winter storm Blair, we all thought the same thing, right?

Pictures taken 3 and a half hours apart. One at 3am and one at 6:30am. Yes I still have Christmas decorations up.

Preparing for a snowstorm with possible power outages. My number one priority? Download something to my tablet so I have something to keep me entertained.

There’s a storm cumming.

We’re fucked. 😉

Me: The holidays are over. Wife: They aren’t over until I say they’re over.

Here’s to another New Year’s Day without a hangover.

Happy New Year

I’m saying Happy New Year now because my old ass will be in bed soon.

Holy shit, this is 100% accurate 😆

To my family in Japan.

My sons texted this picture as a missed opportunity for a Christmas gift to me. Cruel, but very funny. The “S” in history is a nice touch.

I’m rewatching Fringe. The humor is under appreciated. There are times when the John Noble character is hilarious.

This nails it perfectly.

Katie got a new white board for Christmas.

Live your life so people aren’t joyfully anticipating your death.

It’s Christmas! And on Christmas we..

“You’ll be visited by three spirits.” The three spirits:

Me to the dogs - No you do not need a treat, you just ate. I give them a treat just because they sit there looking cute. Wife calls me P-Whipped. Puppy Whipped

Can I eat some of the Christmas candy and cookies now?

‘Twas the night before Christmas and ALL the creatures were stirring because you all wait until the last minute.

Every president should have a dog

Happy Holidays! www.cnn.com/2024/12/23/p...

I’m not a Hallmark movie fan. My wife convinced me to try this show. I’m 5 episodes in and it is pretty good. It has time travel and isn’t the usual sappy affair that Hallmark is known for.

Wife - We need to cut down on all these streaming services. Me - There’s a Hallmark+ channel available on Amazon for an extra fee. Wife -

It’s the Sunday before Christmas. And on the Sunday before Christmas we..

We don’t usually eat pigs in a blanket, but if it can be turned into a simple Christmas themed presentation, we’re gonna make it.

Wow. This sucks. www.huffpost.com/entry/rickey...

He’s not angry with me, he’s disappointed.

I ran to the grocery store. I guess nobody is working today.

Grocery shopping during the holidays means buying items that I don’t usually buy. Thank You grocery store app for placing the aisle number with the item so I’m not wandering around all day looking.

Fuck Fuck Fuck these Fuckers. Just another piece of our country being demolished by a corrupt regime. www.cnn.com/2024/12/19/p...

Muppets remake of Saving Private Ryan and whenever there's gore it's just ribbons and yarn spilling out with an occasional human hand glimpsed underneath

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024... Every once in a while a headline comes along that screams “Read Me!”