Pink flower! Perfect for our Bluesky bouquet. We want it, raindrops and all (even though cats hate getting wet). Thank you, @ianpaulsieren.bsky.social!

When Melania's "creative mind dances," it's on a pole and she's wearing only a thong and stilettos. Good times. The only ideas in her empty head are milking Donny for every penny she can squeeze out, and keeping Barron on his breastfeeding schedule. It's trickier now that he's in college.

What ship's captain commanding a less-than-agile vessel filled with highly explosive cargo WOULDN'T jump at the chance to navigate the Strait of Hormuz while having Iranian missiles lobbed at it? Hegseth's showing the brains of a drunken turnip with statements like this.

Oh, wow, ANOTHER purple flower! This week's purple has been abundant. Thank you, @lauren-oujiri.bsky.social!

These are our second batch of purple flowers today. Amazing! Thank you, @funnymichele.bsky.social!

Once the Epstein files in their entirety are public, with all names except the victims' unredacted, a vast global network of corruption using the information for blackmail and profit is immediately disarmed and weakened, if not destroyed. WHY WOULDN'T WE WANT TO DO THAT?

The media needs to henceforth report every public appearance of Marco Rubio as a Bigfoot sighting.

Purple flowers! We are adding them to our bouquet STAT. Thank you, @lajfun.bsky.social!

Here's hoping the third time's the charm.

Remember during Trump 1.0 when a few cabinet members got fired for buying lavish office furniture and wasting tons of money on other stupid shit? I don't remember names or deets. But now under 2.0, it's as if they've all been ordered to squander as much as possible. No limits. Bankrupt the U.S.

If it's true that every time his "doctors" pump him to the gills with drugs to stay vertical, Trump's decomposition is accelerated, I really hope he's getting maximum doses to help him swan around as he's been doing, because maybe it will make him crash harder and in public and die sooner.

One more to add to Kegbreath's Big Book O' Military Cliches: "There's no atheists in foxholes," to join previously stated: "War is hell," "We didn't start this war, but we'll finish it," and "The fog of war." His record of no original thought remains unbroken.

Waiting for Trump to give the order that everyone hunch forward like they're trying to take a shit, the way Donny always sits.

Whitehouse masterfully expands Trump’s simple child rape and human trafficking into his treason committed for Russia which fell by the wayside in Trump’s tsunami of crime. His guilt and cover-up are so vast, remaining in office is an impossibility now.

It's going to be hilarious when Trump gets obsessed with giving everybody Depends. Can't be long now.

For the record: Gas in Richmond, Va. was up another 20 cents when I checked yesterday, regular now $3.59. Right before Trump started attacking Iran, it was $2.98.

Is anybody as pissed off about Daylight Saving Time as I am? This morning, by the time I read the paper and had breakfast at my usual leisurely Sunday pace, it was almost noon. Half the fucking day gone. This gratuitous clocks-forward-backward shit has got to stop in my lifetime. I've had it.

This looks like our cat Roc surrounded by our favorite pink and purply flowers.

Woke up this morning to discover that cats Tony and Tater tag-teamed to pee or spray: 1) The kitchen table, 2) The counter, and 3) The floor in two places. For no good reason I know. I kept smelling "something" and then finding it, to my growing horror. Happy Caturday?

Trump scribbles on something he hasn't read, then applause. He hands out Sharpies he didn't use. Holds up his scribbling, big smirk, applause again. Ceremonies coming soon: Trump makes a boom-boom. Applause starts as soon as the smell hits. He grins with pride. Same level of accomplishment.

Proof of dementia: Trump's up to his ass in self-inflicted economic disaster, perversion scandals, and war, yet he's obsessing over Bill Fucking Maher. The weirdest thing about it - and I can't believe I'm saying it - is that I totally agree with Trump on everything he says about Maher.

The reason Barron Trump can't be drafted is simple. Our armed forces do not accept recruits who are still breastfeeding.

Wow. So, Epstein had an egg-shaped penis and Trump has a mushroom. Together, they were an omelette.

The cats love watching the bird-legged 'ho' dance.

Bluesky is dying?! Really? Repost if you're still actively using Bluesky and not posting on X. www.spectator.co.uk/article/blue...

Here's how to know when we're at war: We're attacking Iran and they are attacking us back. That's the definition of a war. In Venezuela, we blow up their small boats and kidnapped their leader, but they have not retaliated in kind. Venezuela is so far refusing to go to war with us.

Without the 🍊 POS lying, the SOTU speech would have been really, really short... 🤭

I'm sorry, but whenever I see Mullins' first name, I hear and think of it with an extra "Y" because it's a stupid combination that doesn't flow phonetically well together, and he's probably gone through life being called Markywayne anyway.

Whatever this fucking "Shield of the Americas" is, Congress had better defund and stomp the shit out of its existence before Noem can figure out a costume change, because the last thing we need is another fucked-up sadistic paramilitary MAGA goon squad.

The video is perfection and gave me my laugh of the day.

I sincerely hope the Oversight Committee doesn't let Bondi get away with the sneering disrespect, sarcasm, and insults she hurled the last time she appeared before Congress. Her insolence, incompetence, and collusion to keep Trump's depravity hidden warrants punishment NOW.

Visual proof that Trump did NOT pick out the gold curtains in the WH he claimed credit for the other day. They were hanging when LBJ was president.

For the record: Last week, I paid $2.98 for gas. Trump the demented moron goes to war with Iran and today it's $3.39, a 41-cent per gallon jump. In just four fucking days. But eggs were down 30 cents, from $1.96 to $1.66.

People magazine reports that Trump is putting makeup on his nasty neck rash, and has a photo to prove it. If you enlarge, the crustiness is still there. It's actually the best blending job I think I've ever seen on him.

This is such an obvious, yet brilliant, observation, it needs to be spread far and wide. "What were you exonerated of? Violating girls' genitalia with your fingers, torturing and raping them for sport, selling them to rapists for profit? Please tell us everything you DIDN'T do."

From the way Trump looks, behaves, and sounds, "forever" could just be a matter of weeks or months.

Who can pay attention to a word Trump is mumbling with that tangle of faux-gold frippery behind him? My eyes are mesmerized by how garishly stupid it looks.

We are definitely picking this beautiful pink azalea for our bouquet as the weather gets dark and rainy with a touch of snow and sleet in the forecast for tonight. Thank you, @laylavictoria.bsky.social!

Just for the record. When I bought gas last week before Trump attacked Iran, it was $2.98 a gallon. Let's see where it goes now that he's incited Iran to fuck with the world supply.

The best thing for Barron might be to stop pretending he's going to college, cut his Mommy's apron strings, get him away from his child-raping father, and let the U.S. Army have its way with him.

Trump's so-called "doctor" is full of shit. Why would Trump put a "common cream" on his perfectly clear neck as a "preventive" treatment so that he breaks out in a nasty, scabby rash? It makes absolutely zero sense.

If you're the kind of person who likes spending as much on each of your cats' food as you do on your own, I've got a deal for you.

I thought the House Oversight Committee was going to release video and transcripts of Hillary and Bill Clinton testifying to them about Epstein last week. Where the fuck are they?

The composition of this photo tells the whole story. Melania proudly between Trump and Epstein because they initially shared her back and forth, but she's leaning toward Epstein because he was handsomer and better in bed. Maxwell to Epstein's left because she never slept with Trump.

If Trump weren't halfway scripted to keep him semi-on track with his raving, this is exactly what he'd be saying.

Looks like Iran issued fatwas against Trump and Netanyahu after their military fuckery in 2025. Now that their latest, pointless deadly attack on the country has killed Ayatollah Khamenei, will Iran return the favor? As Trump always says, "We'll see what happens."

Just great. Now we can pay $5 a gallon for gas to drive to the supermarket to drool over all the unaffordable groceries because we can't have both.

I don't think there's ANYTHING more rude and obscenely disrespectful than a so-called "president" blabbing about sending our troops to their deaths to mollify his malignant narcissism - WHILE WEARING A FUCKING BASEBALL CAP. Invading other countries isn't a sport, you sick loser!!

Waiting for Trump to announce he's issuing special work visas for any of Khamenei's Revolutionary Guard goons who want to come to the U.S. and join ICE. He'd think it's a shame to let such well-seasoned thugs go to waste, because he's every bit as bloodthirsty to kill citizens as their leader was.