I'm enjoying in all speculation on who's really calling the shots in the WH - Miller, Vought, even Bannon - the one name I never see is Vance. Widdle JD, off in a corner, sulking and fucking a couch. Nobody gives a shit what he thinks or wants, or cares he'll be the next president. He's nothing.

Melania probably wore the same bored, detached expression those few times she briefly had Trump on top of her and was forced to forage for a mushroom.

I'm incredulous that Trump is offended by the flagrant arrogance of Bovino and Noem toward Alex Pretti when implying that ICE agents were justified in unloading their guns into Pretti. Also, I doubt the word "callous" is still in Trump's vocabulary, nor does he remember what it means.

EXCELLENT protest song! It's given me the thought that if the fury of decent Americans who hate what ICE is doing were ever unleashed on them, there wouldn't be an ICE agent left standing anywhere, and Trump would be reduced to a blubbering, cowed little bully, pleading for mercy "like a dog."

Isn't it a sign of dementia when someone constantly feels compelled to claim they don't have dementia, but can't remember what it's called?

YES!!! Tim Walz has said EXACTLY what needs to be said. Minnesota must bring these ICE murderers to justice. EVERY state where ICE murders citizens or immigrants MUST tell the feds to fuck off. They can't investigate their own killings. They've nullified their authority with criminal acts.

The sickest part about this disgusting fact is that these paid agitators are funded by THE SAME PEOPLE THEY'RE LYING TO, ROBBING, KIDNAPPING, ASSAULTING, AND KILLING! We the taxpayers write their fucking paychecks. We've got to put a stop to that - and THEM - as soon as possible.

By ICE's new standards of punishing protesters who carry guns, Kyle Rittenhouse, that punk who killed 2 and wounded 1 in the street with an assault rifle, would have been executed by ICE on the spot with so many bullets, he'd have been reduced to a puddle.

Wishful thinking, but what a real hoot if someone could sneak into the Kennedy Center this week when Trump hosts the docutrash "Melania" premiere and switch that garbage with leaked Epstein videos of Trump raping little girls. It would be a memorable night at the theater second only to Lincoln's!

When Trump is gone, I look forward to redirecting my full fury on JD Vance for saying stupid shit like this. Unlike Trump, JD lacks the insulation of dementia to protect him from the corrosive effects of national enduring rage at MAGA, and it will figuratively pound him into the ground.

This video says something about the intelligence and/or imagination of cats vs. dogs, but we won't take sides. However, the cat seriously believes that pit is real and a deathtrap. Then the cat recognizes it's an illusion. The dog is totally oblivious.

After this second cold-blooded murder in Minneapolis, I don't want to hear a fucking word out of any Democrat's mouth unless it's, "We'll defund and abolish ICE. We're the minority, but we'll do WHATEVER it takes to force Republicans to help us put a stop to Trump's reign of terror." Period.

Has Tim Walz said yet, "Armed thugs are killing our citizens. I don't care who's paying these guys to do it. They're criminals in Minnesota. We'll arrest them, try them, and punish them. Feds, shut up and back off. You've forfeited jurisdiction over crimes you commit against MY people in MY state."

Yellow is not one of our preferred flower colors, but this rose is such perfection, we can't resist stopping to smell it and add it to our bouquet, where it will stand out like a ray of sunshine against our usual pink and purple blooms.

It's official: Trump's rotting brain has lost its comprehension of the season "winter" and is allowing imbecilic observations like this to leak out Trump's sausage fingers.

Trump's so demented or out of touch about weather from all the time he spends sweating and stinking up Mar-a-Lago, he's forgotten that many states have this cold thing every year we call "winter."

Speaking of Epstein files, Trump's maniacal efforts to keep them hidden confirm he was raping children. $1B+ in thousands of shady bank transactions confirm he and Epstein were buying/selling something child-related. All we don't know is the volume of these crimes. It must be vast.

I don't understand why the media isn't spelling Trump's new private little club properly. It's the "BORED of Peace." Trump didn't get his Nobel Prize, so he's bored of peace, and he's trying to extort $1 billion a head like a schoolyard bully to form a gang to destroy as much peace as he can.

This is a good point. The world sees that Trump is a malicious lunatic, intent on destroying as much of the world out of spite as he can. But what really makes the U.S. a pariah is Congress, for its cowardice and ignoring its constitutional REQUIREMENT to remove and punish this dire global threat.

I'm confused as to whether Trump thinks he's reinventing NATO or the UN. His "Bored of Peace" warmongering cabal of D-list despots should be recognized by existing bodies as an international terrorist organization and its members treated as such. Putin and Bibi are already wanted war criminals.

Trump gives a master class on how to babble at length, using every empty phrase you know that says nothing, to give an oral book report on the book whose jacket you didn't even bother to read.

We really need to retire the phrase, "without fear or favor." Merrick Garland said it constantly, yet spent 4 years in abject fear, giving Trump the huge favor of foot-dragging and not charging him with ANY of his crimes. And now here we are. Those words should be Garland's tombstone epitaph.

The takeaway from Jack's Smith's testimony today will be that every Republican committee member will earn disgrace for beclowning themselves by grandstanding, lying, interrupting, and cutting off Smith in their desperate competition to have Decomposing Donny pat them on the head for their loyalty.

Watching Jack Smith having to sit there being mocked and taunted by dimwit Jim Jordan, making a BIG DEAL out of a minuscule nothing about Trump he thinks he can score on ("DID Trump grab the wheel and try to drive the limo?"). I don't know how Smith doesn't punch that fucker in the mouth.

Looks like the Von Trapp family if Maria and the Captain had crossed the Alps alone and left the kids to be raised by the Nazis.

Not only is Trump making no sense about a "piece of ice," but if he's reading a prepared speech, the pronouns are all over the place. "They," "You," who's he talking to/about? Badly written, nonsensical text read ineptly by a moron. A perfect humiliation for the U.S. that he's allowed to continue.

So, what is this rumor I've been hearing that Air Force One flatly refused to allow itself be filled with noxious gas on another transatlantic flight, and then be seen disgorging Trump in Davos, and threw such a fit about it that they had to turn back and switch planes?

I know it's probably futile, but I'm hoping that the jet lag Trump suffers from this trip to Switzerland finally sends him over the edge, his body can't adjust, and he has some type of medical event that forces his removal.

Our eyes almost popped out of our heads at the blast of unexpected purpleness we scrolled upon. This gorgeous flower must join our bouquet immediately! Thank you, @dannyve.bsky.social

On January 30, everyone in the world who doesn't buy a ticket is going to be asking, "Who gives a fuck that Melania made a movie? This time, she kept her clothes on."

Would be fun if other leaders at Davos surprise Donny with a red-carpet ceremony and present him with the new Davos Global Peace Prize, giving him an enormous, hideous goldish trophy, gold medal, sash, tiara, fur cape, and a coupon for McDonald's for life (fine print: redeemable only in Denmark).

This note is totally brilliant - and EXACTLY how/what Trump would write if he didn't have people typing for him. It's even captured his infantile style and spelling perfectly. I love this SO MUCH and can't stop laughing!

My wish for Davos: If Trump is allowed to give a speech, every absurdity he utters gets loud laughter, and people steadily leave the room so that by the end, Trump is talking only to himself. Humiliate him to the max, Europe. Crush him with mockery. Punch back at the bully. He's already half-dead.

If Congress takes no action after Trump's bat-shit, blatant confession of demented thinking with murderous intent to Norway, it damns EVERY member of Congress and proves to the world that the U.S. no longer has any sort of functioning government whatsoever.

Trump establishing a "Board of Peace" and inviting Putin to join it sounds like the demonic toddler brat once again pushing the envelope to see how much he can defy the grownups and get away with it before somebody jerks him up short, like he should be. But will anyone dare stand up to him?

Come on!! I'm scrolling Bluesky looking for news that Trump fell down a flight of stairs, was caught on camera using a wheelchair, had fluid spurting out his sausage ankles, or his face drooped longer than his tie. Anything to reassure me he's closer to death. But I'M NOT FINDING IT!! 😡

Reposting because we need this today. I always get teary-eyed watching this act of defiance against those fucking Nazis. Now, if only Democrats had a fearless hero like Victor Laszlo to lead us in the resistance...

1) Who's the big football fan among Trump's handlers who wrote this post? He didn't. 2) If he loves the Army-Navy game so much, he should have them play it on the WH lawn. 3) He just gave the whole country reason NOT to watch if he gets his precious 4 hours of air time for it.

I woke up feeling much better, knowing there's a Democratic woman (Abigail Spanberger) running the state now. Then I opened the newspaper and read that one of her first acts was to shitcan Glenn Youngkin's executive order forcing local police to cooperate with ICE. SANITY IS BACK IN VIRGINIA, BABY!

Melania's movie box office figures will go in the same black hole as Trump's medical records, grades, and taxes. Why would anybody buy a ticket to a film shot over only 20 days of a bitch who spends 90% of her time in a spa, and the rest squinting, scowling, and mangling English?

This is increasingly an imperative. Trump needs to be surrounded in the White House by a crowd far larger and even more furious than he mustered on Jan. 6, intent on removing him from office. And wouldn't you know it? He just razed his own fucking bunker, so he's got nowhere to hide.

This should be a warning and encourage countries to boycott the 2028 Summer Olympics. Trump isn't going to let ANY gold medal winners keep their medals, but demand them for himself as tribute for allowing the athletes to compete in the U.S. without being kidnapped and deported - if he does allow it.

I'm so gratified to see that this idea is catching on. Bury those fuckers in the White House up to their eyeballs in piles of tacky trophies. You know Trump will insist on keeping them all if they look like gold.

I wish someone could let the air out of ICE's tires. Then when they return to their disabled vehicles, everyone in the vicinity turns out, surrounds and outnumbers them bigly. Peacefully, but menacingly. Make ICE shit their pants over what could happen to them next. Make them feel the fear.

Senator Murphy, we don't need videos from Congress explaining how ICE breaks the law attacking, kidnapping and killing people. We need videos telling us what YOU are doing to stop them. Period. What needs telling is the solution. Don't rehash the problem and pretend that's helping. It's not.

Send your old trophies to Don at Mar a Lago I heard a rumour that you can send them postage and due on receipt 😂

ICE is hiring agents BECAUSE they show a propensity for violence, training them NOT AT ALL, and putting them on the streets with orders to attack and kidnap people as viciously as possible for no reason. This is a Trump-approved terror campaign and he's jerking off to the mayhem he's unleashed.

Suggestion: All Americans scour our closets, basements, attics for all the gold-painted tin and plastic trophies we and our grown kids got for any reason and long since forgot about, and send them to the White House. Let's bury Trump under a mountain of cheap little trophies he didn't win.

Today Democrat Abigail Spanberger gets sworn in as Virginia's first female governor, and outgoing MAGA Glenn Youngkin shouldn't let the door hit him in the ass. Prediction: Despite what he says here, we see Glenn next in DC on bended knee, begging Trump invent a job so he can be part of the chaos.

This is great! I’d like to see the White House buried under an avalanche of goldish trophies from all corners of the country, extolling the smallest, silliest wins imaginable. Americans, clean out your closets and attics! Donny needs awards.