Remember how saying "six, seven" was recently a thing everybody thought was so hilarious though it was nonsensical, and then it quickly died out? Let's now make saying "eighty-six, forty-seven" a thing - and keep saying it - until HE dies out.

Charles and Camilla in NYC now, comparing notes: Camilla: "I couldn't understand a bloody word from that woman. Who on EARTH speaks like that, even in Slovenia?" Charles: "My love, at least she wasn't gibbering utter nonsense. I thought my smile would crack. And, oh, my WORD, that ghastly STENCH!"

The thing about Melania's fashion sense is that she never just wears a hat. She screws the hat down on her head as tightly possible, probably wishing her ears weren't in the way to stop it.

Seeing Melania's gown at the state dinner for Charles and Camilla reminded me of that inevitable scene in most rom-coms where the couple is caught in bed together and the embarrassed woman leaps up, grabs the entire top sheet, wraps herself in it, and flees to the bathroom.

If this is true, and from what Trump told 60 Min. about the family notifying authorities, it seems to be, then the only thing not staged about it is that they didn't pay Cole Allen and didn't have to kill him to keep him from divulging they'd hired him (like that teenage fool in Butler PA).

Everything he does is a distraction!

Popping across the pond to laugh and sup with rapist/pedophile/traitor/dictator Trump, I haven't been this furious and disgusted with Charles since learning he was shagging Camilla the whole time he was with Diana. The least that old cow could do is meet with Epstein's victims while she's here.

This is the kind of analysis of Trump's decomposition that I scour the internet for every day. Excellent dissection of Trump's behavior at the WHCD and its aftermath.

This is Melania realizing for the first time that a MAGA cultist in Butler standing farther away than she is from Trump the last time he staged a fake assassination took a bullet to the head and died for real.

Melania's learning the art of the tradeoff: get paid $$$ to be Donny's event nanny vs. become collateral damage. She fled the dais like the Roadrunner, leaving that stumblebum face-planting in her dust for the Secret Service to drag to safety. No fake blood or defiant raised fist photos this time!

This WH Correspondents Dinner kerfuffle reminds me of that schlub on the Florida street with a gun, nowhere near Trump golfing. Both times, Trump was in ZERO danger of getting shot. The only Trump assassination attempt we can ever be sure he didn't ineptly stage will be the one that succeeds.

WaPo headline: "Rep. Hakeem Jeffries says that ‘violence is never the answer’" Listen up, Buddy-boy. Because Congress does NOTHING to remove this demented monster globally seen as hellbent on destroying as much of the world as YOUR Congress enables, YOU make violence the ONLY answer to stop him.

Love this photo of Trump at the WH Correspondents Dinner in WaPo today. Looks like they had him wear a super-duper maxi-pad outside his pants, just in case the catheter slipped.

"live, let live, help live" ~r.w.emerson

Journalists plan to show their protest to Trump by wearing "pocket squares and lapel pins." WTF? Stay home! Walk out when he starts babbling! Scream at the motherfucker when he insults you! Boo him so he can't get a word out! But stuff your lame pocket squares and lapel pins straight up your ass.

A few more April azaleas! 💜🩷💜 #nature #photography #flowers #azaleas #spring #WeekPforPurple #blooms #AlphabetChallenge #bloomscrolling

Can't argue with this purple 💜💜💜

The cat's casual paw lick at the end really is the chef's kiss to this scenario.

How could there be an audit unless they know what should be in the Epstein files, which means they possess or have seen them all? So they must know what's in them. Stop fucking around and just TELL us everything! Once it's out in public, the paperwork can follow because hiding it then is pointless.

I think this photo could just as easily show Trump dropping dead in his seat and the fucking idiots around him would stand there with the same obsequious, inert denial - especially the so-called "Dr." on the left. Don't check him for any signs of life, Oz. You might not like what you find.

Republicans are challenging the Virginia redistricting win in the Va. Supreme Court because NOT ENOUGH VOTERS TURNED OUT TO MAKE "YES" AN UNSTOPPABLE REJECTION OF WHAT TRUMP'S DONE in MAGA states to pick up House seats - they think that's A-OK. Fuck you to everybody who didn't bother to vote.

This man's analysis of how to imitate Trump is brilliant. Though he sounds so NOT like Trump himself, he gets Trump's voice and mannerisms down to a ridiculous T that had me laughing out loud. So, share.

Here's Trump's narcissism in its last gasps, desperately grabbing at the tiniest far-fetched little straws to convince the world Donny is the greatest. It's so pathetic, if his family weren't all as sick as he is, they'd never let him go on like this, exposing their own depraved negligence.

And... another spent and broken body tossed onto the ever-growing heap of used-up Trump toadies. Nunes went from a seat in Congress > CEO of epic failure > no future job prospects because #ETTD. Everything Trump Touches Dies

Virginia is poised to disenfranchise a HUGE swath of forests and mountains that have been over-represented for decades. But places where most of the population live finally stop being thwarted by backward-thinkers who long for the Confederacy to make a comeback.

A movie I will definitely see.

As a loyal Massachusetts Democrat living in Virginia for 50+ years, with fucking Civil War butt-hurt propaganda in my face almost daily for decades, it's fabulous to FINALLY be voting for progressive candidates and issues that win. I'll never be a true Southerner, but GO, VIRGINIA!

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social, @lawrenceodonnell.bsky.social asks if Trump will be impeached if you win the House. You say, "We haven't ruled anything in, we haven't ruled anything out." ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? Trump must go OUT. Get this through your dithering head NOW: Traitors BAD - must PAY.

Virginia voters just handed a beat-down to Trump's desperate election cheating tactic in Texas. We my pick up 4 Dem House seats in November, kicking out pedo-lover Mikey Johnson speaker and ensuring Trump's final 2 years (if he lives so long) are living hell.

Thank you, @lawrenceodonnell.bsky.social for reporting polls as clear approve/disapprove percentages, instead of these bullshit "He's -26%! (of what?)" inane garbage statistics that are now in vogue. The ever-disingenuous media is sinking us spectacularly, but you persevere as our life preserver.

Cat: Sometimes you chase the red dot, and sometimes *puts eye to scope on sniper rifle* the red dot chases you

Pink flowers for our Bluesky bouquet. Thanks, @tinykarin.bsky.social!

Richmond TD reports early voting has been down, so I hope everybody who's sick of Trump trying to steal elections is waiting to vote in person on Tuesday. Ignore all the lying postcards Republicans have been mailing to confuse you. GET OUT AND VOTE YES, DAMMIT! Democracy needs you!

Purple flowers to start out our week. We'll gladly tiptoe through these beauties. Thank you, @conifergirl.bsky.social!

Question: What is JD Vance doing in the U.S. that's so important, he can't hop a plane today to Pakistan for negotiations? When not dispatching JD on pointless fools' errands, Trump doesn't register his existence, and JD has never done anything productive on his own initiative. So, why the delay?

Imagine a guy walking into LensCrafters to buy glasses and telling the optician, "I'm doing TV for the Trump administration but I really want to promote my personal brand, too, which is stupid, dorky fucking loser. Do you have a frame for that?"

Too late. Trump's erratic behavior has got us wasting billions and putting thousands of troop's in harm's way. The bombshell story should be that the fucking generals are still obeying Trump's orders when they've admitted they know he's batshit. They're the ones making it all happen.

Conversely, I'd like to see Trump's face with a stamp on it. (Or even better, a brand like they do to cattle.) A stamp/brand that says WORLD'S BIGGEST LOSER.

The definition of insanity is to do the same wrong thing over and over, yet expect a different result.

This is the "If you do it to us one more time..." shit Democrats engage in that I fucking HATE. Bondi HAD a subpoena and a date to appear before the committee. She blew them off. STOP talking about how you demand answers and a new date. DO demand Bondi be charged with contempt and arrested NOW.

The next Democratic president will encounter significant challenges and must demonstrate assertiveness, unlike previous administrations. It is crucial to pursue accountability for those involved and their affluent supporters in the aftermath of the Trump era.

This song should be at the top of the Billboard Hot 100 until that joyous day arrives for Trump.

Loath to say it, but RFKJr has a point. The ACA kicked the can down the road, giving relief to patients on premiums while keeping insurers fat and profitable. The PROBLEM is the insurers themselves. They need to be eliminated with universal healthcare. NOBODY needs insurance, ALL get medical care.

We have a new role model.

I kept popping onto Bluesky all day yesterday and was surprised by how unsettled I felt as the hours went by and it remained too screwed up to use. I didn't realize how dependent I've become on needing a place to vent and not feel alone in the maelstrom of Trump's evil chaos.

What I fear is that Congress will twiddle until Trump's worsening dementia causes him to give an order that needlessly kills scores of innocent people, Americans or others, earning global condemnation. And then Congress STILL may refuse to have him physically removed and involuntarily committed.

If Trump was told his Jesus meme was "doctored," but heard it as he should claim he looks like a doctor, did he order the silly duplicative blockade on the Strait of Hormuz because someone mentioned the Iranian blockade and he ran with the idea? He can't be trusted to comprehend ANYTHING he hears.

We learn Trump said he thought he was a doctor in his Jesus meme because he was instructed to say the picture was "doctored," can we all just assume his nonsensical batshit statements going forward are worthless dementia drivel and demand Congress get the fucking lead out and REMOVE him?

The MAGA cultists Trump is talking about largely don't have the incomes to even owe $5, 8, 11K in taxes, so this is bullshit in the same vein as his claiming drug prices are going down 500, 600, 1,000%. Can we all agree now that Trump's comprehension of numbers and words is completely gone?