My favorite thing about getting a septum: every time I take a hit of poppers, there’s a fun lil clink. This is how I am clicker training myself to relax 🐶 🦑 😈

In honor of the holiday with the best color scheme, here are some of my best 💚 pics :)

Quote post yourself & your favorite’s #Pokemon30 logo squid

Puppy finally got to attend a ff party yesterday and WOW. Such a great time, such great people. Got to be in my first chariot which was 🥵 and broke a lad’s ff topping cherry 🤤 Shoutout to @mafiachicago.bsky.social for putting together such a great event

Dropping a video from the vault this weekend. Did some hole training with help from @puppaugo.bsky.social 🐶 justfor.fans/pupamuraa

New tag who dis 💚

Puppy made his tv debut today, so had to rep the signature color 💚

*watching salt trucks salt the roads* Yeah, marinate the land

If you see this post an archer 🏹

Packing List Passport 2 outfits Baking Utensils

Make a nonbinary person cum, call that gender fluid

Does anyone remember when the internet would post “shower thoughts”? Like most my shower thoughts are “I wonder if I can fit my paw in my butt?” Spoiler: answer is still yes

Did I thrift this sweater specifically because it matched my nails?? Obviiii 💅🏻

Getting drunkies before this flight 🦑

My thighs have literally split open two pairs of pants THIS MONTH 🥲😏

If you see this, quote this post with your favorite ghost type 👻🎃👻 Such a tough choice but this goblin got me good girl

If anyone’s curious what my social life is like: I got an invitation to a party at 7pm and thought, “That’s way too late”

Got ************ today and the other pup and I **** simultaneously. Truly incredible

Hit the gym

About to CRUSH the competition 🐶

Did someone say Pokemon?

I answer the door like this. What are you doing next?

*Back in MI looking at grocery store prices “I should move back!” *Opens Sniffies “Nevermind”

Is packing incense for a 4 day trip too extra? Asking for me

(In DJ Khaled voice) Another One ☝️

Honestly my flirting game is unparalleled

The “pinned by them” after a hook up is honestly the best compliment :)

Had some of the gayest sex of my life. Details in replies 👇

Every day I grow more and more convinced that sucking 🍆 is my greatest skill

Does puppy get stupid high tn?

People that wfh and never work anywhere else baffle me. You could choose to work in the cutest cafe’s and never do??? 😵‍💫 🚩

The Pokémon that runs this account

If anyone at IML finds -any- mint colored gear, BARK at me! 💚 Also @mrsleather.bsky.social please make mint products 🙏

Basically canon that Beyonce ate my muffin 💅🏻

Like am I crazy for thinking it’s a 🚩 when a person doesn’t have a color?? How do you plan a wardrobe living like that? 🤦🏼‍♂️

Cool as Mint 💚

You’re a Steel-Type gym leader. Post the team!

Continuing my mint journey 💚

Only you can define yourself

The Pec Fly machine really is that bitch. Everyone wants her

Just got f****d by the most BEAUTIFUL lad. God is good 🌹

Tag yourself. Me reaching for another snickity-snack even though I’ve had my fill

Some dude (derogatory) at the gym was in the steam room FULLY clothed 🤢

My personality: that gay little barista at your neighborhood hipster cafe

SHUT UP 🥹🥹🥹

Pray for me y’all. Working 4:30a-11:30a then 3:00p-11:00p today 😭

Assemble a Pokémon team using the FIRST letter from your profile name! 🦑

Y’all the way this edible is gonna line up with this food delivery 😇 Love me!