Metal Gear Ninja Wine

Truly insane number of parallels between these two characters somehow

Bro is skedaddlin'

all of the scenes in MGS3 of Big Boss negging Ocelot are comedy gold but an underrated one is the end of the Rassvet cutscene when Ocelot realizes he's fucked and he does his whole stance but then immediately turns and awkwardly runs away like it's the end of a fucking gag from The Simpsons

If the US hadn't gutted social services they would have a program by now to provide all mew mew girls with free magic AKs

The Android Share Experience

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gondor," i holler as i overturn my uncle's funeral pyre and turn the 4th Age of Man into the 4th Age of Shit

"Snake, try to remember that if you were better at stealth you wouldn't have to depend so heavily on the "they cant troll you if there dead" approach to covert operations"

obtained Metal Gear Triangle via On Site Procurement and I'm remembering how it feels exactly like this when you get frustrated and just go with "hide under something and shoot everyone in the legs until they run out of guys"

hell yes time to see CHEF VLAD ALUCARD in action

It's amazing how almost everyone who sees themselves Tony Soprano is either a guido, the kind of person who thinks Walter White is a good guy, or an autistic trans lesbian, and it's only the third group who actually understand him as a character

don't go to this place

20 years ago today: TV audiences around the WORLD were left SHOCKED and BEWILDERED by one of the most iconic and *controversial* series finales to ever air:

Deltarune is a true dream team project: it features Toby Fox working with the "Joe Biden buried dogs alive" guy, the Mickey's Dick Smasher woman, and also Hatsune Miku

"Boss, the R&D Platform has developed a new nonlethal weapon."

I can’t find a gif of revolver ocelot saying “I’ve had enough of your judo” and it’s annoying because I want to send it to a guy whose judo I’ve had enough of.

Queen is sof ufcking hot

Biggest flaw of Deltarune is that there's no spinoff where Queen okay no I can't finish this joke without going way too deep into horny on main territory

One of the fun parts about speculation is when you end up with "I thought everyone knew that" moments where there's something you knew about that's relevant somehow and just assumed it was common knowledge. Image related.

Share if THIS was your SpamTenna toxic yaoi pairing when you were growing up!!!!!!

Absolutely love that this person thought there was a chance that gabagool was a fictional food they made up for the show like it's the gangster version of lembas bread

waking up one day and seeing "Guest Starring the "SKULLS" Parasite Unit" superimposed over my vision for a moment

This is the specific era of the internet we need to return to

Inventing a new kind of guy who keeps getting banned from bars because he always orders a "Brandy Jason Alexander, you know, a Frozen Costanza" and then gets really mad when they don't know what he's talking about

Oh also another part of PW that I forget sometimes is that it implies that the reason REX looks like that is because Otacon subconsciously based its appearance on a real dragon his dad saw once

Also "Apple Girlington" is absolutely a Hot Coldman-ass name and it's the kind of thing Kojima would be calling female characters if he didn't start naming all of them Kitchen and Vulva

Deltarune Chapter 5 actually reminded me of the one insane Metal Gear Solid detail I consistently forget: the AI weapon bosses in Peace Walker were also voiced by vocaloids Note that this implies that vocaloids were invented by the CIA. In the 1970s.

Bro. Please Watch My Masturbation

Tbh I was already lukewarm on Marvel Tokon since I've always struggled to get into tag fighters but Deadpool being announced for the roster probably killed any lingering interest I had in it

Dead Or Alive is funny because it's a fighting game where the main feature is how hot the female characters are and all of them are still just fuckin mogged by the female characters in every other fighting game series. I literally can't even name a single DoA lady off the top of my head

I actually want to like the Big Two superhero comics but there's just so much abject garbage that's part of the package Like I can't fucking touch Marvel anything without it having Deadpool and Squirrel Girl in it doing an endless stream of reddit chungus shit

A goop on both your grinches

Thriller idea: man with world's second smallest penis has to stop him.

racehorse named Ben Garrison Cum Edits

me to my autistic friends after they say "sorry for talking so much!" about their special interrest

Evidence for trans girl Raiden: 1. Massive weeb 2. Is the only Metal Gear protagonist who lived long enough to have played Deltarune

"Soon it will be possible to convert Dark Dollars into pure lithium" - G(erson) Amato

Boss, you're doing a Weird Route run? Amazing, that right there is why you're the best, Boss!

The Death Battle people are cowards for not giving us the showdown we really want

"I know people have criticized me for portraying the US military as a bunch of drooling idiots, but have you considered they were stupid enough to hire me, a guy who wrote two shitty books about zombies? Checkmate liberals."

Why the fuck are there posts about soccer on my dashboard

So far I've never seen anyone on this site go for the throat as hard as the person who responded to an article about a k-pop group with "which one is the drummer?"

Kaz and Ocelot watching the entire surrounding universe get torn apart into raw data and psychedelically rebuilt anew around them every time I start up MGSV with a slightly different set of mods

Afrikaner mercenary watching his compatriot float off into the air tied to a balloon:

Back to playing more MGSV, a game that according to Steam I have already spent more than 500 hours on

HOLY SHIT

Finding out there's a limited time Juri skin that's about to leave the store but throwing my phone down in disgust when I see they made her wear shoes