I'll do dishes if you vacuum

incredibly conflicting career location these days

I decided today that I'm going to start calling it stupid universe

"you seem to be in a much better mood today" "yeah, I slept a lot" brother I did not magically become happy in this work environment I am sorry. Also it's Wednesday??? The one day I have another lead of course it's better I can just focus on my projects LIKE THE JOB I APPLIED FOR

Jay told me he "found a new gay man" on YouTube and he just showed me and it's jonnycakes

got another last minute gig this week at the school where I will attempt to teach a high schooler the QL5 in like 3 hours 💖 they are paying me so much which is good because I ran a red light💖

not them relaxing

my god there is so much room in this apartment I am so happy

made our first trip to dutch bros as part of our transition from scooters and it was *so* good so I'm feeling optimistic about this

moving today! I worked last night!

I did the best I could (I did not become an expert in everything overnight)

Felt guilty for occupying the gender neutral bathroom at 5:36am in Darkmoor Village while TBH writing work notes on my phone but then remembered I was literally doing business on the toilet so really the only thing I should feel guilty about is multitasking.

I miss my bestie

someone is throwing a tantrum because I said that they had to put away their laundry before we could play Stardew Valley

Anyways I have an interview coming up and I'm somehow both extremely worried about it and also know that every outcome is completely fine so I'm having a VERY weird weekend.

turns out if they gaslight and bully you for almost 2 years and then the manager says it's the first time he's hearing of the bullying in a whole shift roundtable then you might go on a rant categorizing your particular abuse that does affect everyone and get a lot of hugs and fist bumps afterwards

I can hear you in the other room being unable to remove the child tamper lock

turns out if you say this then the big boss low-key really wants to talk to you

had a conversation with my boss today for the 4th time at least but this time it ended with him understanding that it is over for real this time and that was reassuring for me

"kira do you want a breathe right strip" someone is getting too comfortable around here

turns out I can extremely easily demote myself to tech if I wanted to

binglish buffin

resident evil 3make is three dollars on steam

didn't cook my daring chicken long enough but it's soy so it doesn't even matter!

Today was my last day working with Kieran :(

there was a full and completely white dress at the wedding yesterday. Like zero argument white

-breakfast was $90 -there was no toilet paper in the Wawa -the philadelphia st patricks parade was bad -do not go to the museum of illusions -there was a missing puzzle piece at the wood museum -the liberty bell -$18 Philly cheesesteaks -spirit airlines -no cookies at the doubletree

has consumerism taken over other countries in the way that it has taken over america

and my ass is still working on this tbh idk how it's taking me so long but I'm grateful (I did not play very much beta)

HAPPY BIG DAY FOR OUR FRIENDS @gwynnie.gay AND @maddeningstars.bsky.social

like conceptually I know that I am in the extreme center of philadelphia right now but there are no windows in this ?apartment so really I don't quite feel like I am in the extreme center of philadelphia and I am grateful for that

they pissed me off big at work today

"did you remind kieran about poot williams yet today"

4 weekends until movinggggggg. fish tank kitchennnnnn

I think it's affecting me negatively

cucumber gatorade lol

what is the appeal of cottage cheese it doesn't taste like anything

I'm about to try cottage cheese

I've started working at a new school theater, this time it's a private school, and I think I just saw the largest concentration of cyber trucks I've ever seen in my life

so we are taking the skittles and we are freeze drying them

Basically, the exact queer person nightmare situation I had envisioned happening at my former employer did actually happen over the last few days and I do not feel good about it, but I also feel good that I was right to protect myself

"I forgot that I have to cross my eyes a little bit to see what you see"

I'm going to train myself out of bacon because $2 to $3 is too much of an upcharge

why did kieran have to tell me about chappell roan's grammys outfit

pulled a muscle in my shoulder wiping my ass

"I love you" "You're welcome....... 🥴"

this time last week at work I was struggling to make a list of tasks we could do indoors (for three days!) and now it's literally 70° all night so we're free again

alright the shaq beatbox marketing worked on us

frinos