4 weekends until movinggggggg. fish tank kitchennnnnn

I think it's affecting me negatively

cucumber gatorade lol

what is the appeal of cottage cheese it doesn't taste like anything

I'm about to try cottage cheese

I've started working at a new school theater, this time it's a private school, and I think I just saw the largest concentration of cyber trucks I've ever seen in my life

so we are taking the skittles and we are freeze drying them

Basically, the exact queer person nightmare situation I had envisioned happening at my former employer did actually happen over the last few days and I do not feel good about it, but I also feel good that I was right to protect myself

"I forgot that I have to cross my eyes a little bit to see what you see"

I'm going to train myself out of bacon because $2 to $3 is too much of an upcharge

why did kieran have to tell me about chappell roan's grammys outfit

pulled a muscle in my shoulder wiping my ass

"I love you" "You're welcome....... 🥴"

this time last week at work I was struggling to make a list of tasks we could do indoors (for three days!) and now it's literally 70° all night so we're free again

alright the shaq beatbox marketing worked on us

frinos

I almost just pissed myself off so bad but then I found one last uncrustable in the box in the freezer

jay is pouting because the goofy figment shirt is sold out of everything larger than a medium and also it is a women's cut and honestly I understand

Margarita's Cocina Mexicana carne asada 😭

Today I asked if anyone had information on a light fixture that was set up on a bench in our shop without a label, and my supervisor, of almost 2 years, suggested that I plug it in (it was plugged in visibly in the photo)

I will always be the first show tech to complete rope access work at epic universe💖

somehow managed to get to carowinds in January on the warmest day in recent history so we are every grateful

I cried like 7 times watching the finale of stranger things so I'm thrilled

day 1 of fish tank and cat brian has been in the fish tank

anyways. I had to switch to duckduckgo because it was summarizing reddit posts in the listing. Obnoxious

I had to switch to suck duck go

10 hours ago I was crouching on two beams inside the roof of the curse entry wagon and now I'm standing by baggage claim suffering the consequences while my brother (who was on the same flight as me) absolutely yaps about nothing at all

checked my bag with exactly zero minutes to spare today because mitch was 9 minutes late leaving and jay had to get gas and I genuinely almost lost my mind but I did keep it together

finally fixed this GameCube that has been evading me since thanksgiving and you know what was wrong with it?????? one of the TWO switches that it uses to tell if the disc cover is up was broken off so it wouldn't run any game.... I slapped some nasty solder right on the connector port and she's up

I'm so grateful to be so excited to spend every weekend with my partner

for just 28 dollars more a month I could continue living in the 550sqft bug apartment for another year and a half

"I got the gay lego set, because it was on sale, and I like it" "and it's getting discontinued soon"

"I already got a compliment on my shirt" "no you didn't, she just asked how epic universe is"

Bugs should not be allowed to molt

threw a tantrum and as a result got guacamole everywhere

he actually couldn't poop

me when kieran does not come to work on his mandatory optional overtime day because he "couldn't sleep"

These have been giving me so much grief and so I turned them off and he immediately blew up my spot 😭

we're finally going to go to carowinds!!

dropped the "you wonder next which path to chart the answer lies within your heart" poem on my hand tonight. that shit is heavy fyi

Men on hinge be like

Everyday at work I really just do what I can. But today I opened up a hatch and it looked like this. I needed to get to the front of that box

guys I am getting MILES out of this diddy kong crop top

Caroline is making me go to work on my day off

celebrating halloween by going to bed at 8pm

every night I have a nutella uncrustable between 9:30pm passdown and 1:45am lunch