me rn

get grackled, dingus

I miss blaseball

if anyone wants to watch my computer horribly misclassify birds outside my office window birbs.gwynnie.gay

uncapping my ubuntu boot usb and plugging it into my laptop like a syringe so I can do surgery (set up a cache pool sdd)

pretty sure the kids who work at the car shop next door keep sneaking out to hotbox one of the trashed cars in the vacant lot between us

moon

This is Iggy. Iggy is 26 pounds.

i interviewed with them 10 years ago and they wanted me to build facial recognition software for ice and you know maybe it was for the best i didnt know anything about c#

head hort

I’m sick of all the discourse about whether or not kink is appropriate at No Kings

idk what happened but whoever serves me ads really is convinced i'm an extremely horny muslim woman with enough money to purchase $200 bottles of coffee

they pay me in woims

👀

gwynnie is so soft

Happy ten year anniversary to the npm left-pad incident to those who celebrate 🥂

is everyone still using vs code or have we moved onto a cooler thing yet

marriage certificates are silly it's literally something I could print out myself and sign how is this a legal document

Brain fog of war

tired

officially a wife guy

The fact that computers now do the correct thing when you say “please rebase” is nothing short of a technological miracle.

if society collapses before my wedding ends im going to be so mad

I hate being marketed to I hate being marketed to I hate being marketed to I hate

guys don't worry chatgpt will just tell the drones to kill themselves

can I sue our president for a refund on my wedding suit tariffs

my grandmother is a witch that can only do the kind of magic that: 1. makes slot machines give you money 2. makes italian food

Finding it hard to believe that Bethesda managed to make skyrim, judging by their past decade of output

spread, spread Delaware

yeah im going through the weird green day singles again i still cant believe this fucks so hard greenday.fm/wp-content/u...

green day is going to have barron play guitar for american idiot and then stage dive into a wood chi

im normal and can be trusted with developing consumer-facing software

rip vimeo thanks for hiring me as an intern even though I had no idea what I was doing

i heard we needed more whimsy so i’m here to get the job done

you heard it here first folks, second largest pds in boston

all those rich people have the opportunity to do the funniest thing possible

They hate us so much but we love each other more

googling how to yell so loud it explodes the sources of my anxiety

1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts? Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from. Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!

I need all of you to listen to Natasha, Pierre, And the Great Comet of 1812 if you haven't and understand. And if you have, do it again.

buddy they won't even let me fuck it

hehehe train time

reading and listening to 19th and 20th century labor activists and songwriters and man, there just is way less songs about how your boss is going to hell and how you should help speed the process up

4 monitors of code up what am i doing to myself

you can just buy domains nobody is stopping you

can't not read vercel as volcel

so like do i gotta learn typescript or what