Spiders coming thru the ceiling and its OKAY

haven't stopped giggling since I saw this

How do you do, you like me and I like you ~

Order-Up!

People who would want to be kittypets in Warrior cats disgust me!

It feels so good to have clothes that fit.

Happy 17776

Hey kids, Bskyman needs your help!

I want a vespa like this TBH (spotted irl some time ago)

supporter doodle for Arrcrao 🐶

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Every day I'm trying my best not to have a mental breakdown. It's exhausting and I'm not sure how long I can do it.

ok i didnt wanna leave it on a sad note bc I am actually rlly proud to be trans despite everything, so here's a late trans day of visibility drawing c: You must keep on rocking, no matter what, or i will draw this bunny sad ok?

I tried getting a roommate, and somehow he never found it important to tell me he smokes weed. I told him cool, just keep it out of here. Oh, but you have a balcony. So? So I'll smoke there! I'd rather you don't. Oh come on what's the worst that can happen. Bruh, I don't know, getting EVICTED?

Weed people fucking suck. I think I'm never gonna smoke a joint in my life again.

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

I thrifted a nice windbreaker with armpit vents today. It folds so small I can just put it in my bag. Then went grocery shopping. Now I'm gonna make a pot of minestrone.

Obscure paperbacks, old biographies, vaguely artistic middlebrow novels, dead genres. All calling out to me and begging me to devote every hour of my life to reading again. For nothing. For no thesis nobody will read. I want to witness as many old made up stories as I can before I punch out.

I'm glad I finally found the right shampoo to make my hair nice and thick again... at least somewhat. People guess me to be ~23 years old

I like it when I'm dead tired, falling asleep and my mind thinks I'm at home. I reach for the table that isn't here, fumble for the lightswitch where it would be. A car drives on wet gravel outside and I'm thinking who came to visit us? I carry this life in me that nobody will ever know

I'm gonna watch Akira tomorrow

The weeks are spinning by so fast it makes me wanna vomit. Every second day is Friday. I'll be 30 in 2 months and 50 in 3.

Going through life telling jokes that don't land, accidentaly making people cry, and telling anecdotes that get me side-eyes. That's just how I roll, and I don't even get cringe flashbacks anymore.

I'm considering flying out alone for a week, but with how much of a mess I am it's 50/50 I'll enjoy it or have a massive prolonged anxiety attack for the entire stay. Hard to judge.

Hey, step sister Ain't that Mr. Mister on the radio, stereo The way you move ain't fair you know~

Dates and tea... a kind of a second breakfast? I'm probably not gonna eat them all

I need to get my shit together and be normal... normal about soon being 26 and still kissless. I can do that. But damn is this website out of touch on what's it like being an average cis straight guy.

The ancient crappy apartment I used to live in, all my neighbours were single or widowers except for one chinese family on ground floor. I miss the 30-something weaboo guy who worked minimum wage and had an anime shrine and collection of liqours. Weird nostalgia.

Dude, Tina's Freaky as hell! We all knew it...🐇🦆 (Thanks for the support there, guys!) (Yes, Feel free to add sounds of Voice to it as yall like, just tag me to see it, I love)

This really is an encapsulation of what being an American is: experiencing something needlessly cruel and profoundly stupid while propaganda you can’t turn off blares about how free and lucky you are

got a day long ban on fa for commenting this on someones profile HAHAHA

braces fetishist getting braces... how ironic-

I believe in fixed fate, and living your life to the "True ending". We have free will though, in that any time we can jump in front of a speeding truck and get a "Bad ending". Or force yourself to do something you don't want to and shouldn't. Or a "Good ending" which I would classify as...

Drinking alone at the bar again and I talked to a couple, it was going pretty well, then he asked me what's my plan for tonight and he totally befuddled me. What plan? There's no plan.

Ophira Horwitz’s "Pretty Guardian Shrine" transforms her childhood #SailorMoon RPG page into a virtual ASCII shrine built from archived fragments 🌙💛🎀👧 Created for the Internet Archive x @GrayArea.org Trillionth Webpage Net Art Commissions. More ⤵️ blog.archive.org/internet-arc... #Wayback1T

I think I got alcoholism from going drinking all the fucking time. Awesome.

When you have so many things to say to someone, you don't know where to even start, so you don't say anything. Silence. I'm a deer in the headlights when I see you.

I watched the Manosphere documentary. Slaves of the algorithm, all their life exhausting violent performances, how wrecked must their minds be? I'm sad for their young audience. When I was growing up I'd just watch TV or play tactic shooters at the worst.

Started cycling to work and I think I'll stick to it. It's healthy and I save on gas.

Flirting with the barista

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Mining away... I. Don't. Know~ WHAT TO MINEEEE I'll mine it anyway~ in this minecraft day! (So beautiful)

God I'm so chopped, a girl I like told me I have a weird voice... Fuck youuuuuu damn.

Ross 🐶 #furryoc #furryart #cartoon #toon #60s