Last night weird dream: they made a new Mario cartoon except the characters were really strange. Mario was like a goofy feral creature and there was an episode where he opposed a blob monster based on Wreck-it Ralph. Those aren't event the same studio, brain!

I'd happily pay money for halfway decent translations of webnovels, but until that happens I have to rely on fellow fans. It sucks when translations get wiped from the internet with no other way to read the novel. You're not losing business! I cannot read the original language! I WANT to pay for it.

Last night's weird dream: smoking behind the supermarket with you except Yamada/Tayama was actually a kitsune and obsessed with udon instead of smoking. Less good. Bad job, brain, get with the program.

I had a dream that Spy x Family was announced to be ending soon, and the latest arc was going to wrap up the story. The implication in the latest chapter was that everyone was mistaken and Desmond was actually a good guy, so peace would be achieved. I was disappointed but trying to be optimistic. 😅

It's hot so Hobie needs to be Long

I'm pretty sure marioverse has like, regular mailmen, but I'm enamoured with the idea of mail being delivered by birds. Pelicans or fat pigeons. It's just so cute to have to thank a bird for your important letters.

In 2023, concept art was revealed by Super Mario RPG artist Jiro Mifune where the party was inspired by The Three Musketeers, and included Wario. The posts were soon deleted, but I have restored the images to the best of my ability.

I looked over and my coworker was making a cake with two domes on top, and it's like, okay, I know what that LOOKS like, but should I ask? Is it weird if I ask and I'm wrong? Am I the weird one here? Then I heard her debating with another coworker what kind of bikini to put on it so I was right. 👍

Important Bertie images (sleeping on my desk)

It's cheesy but I like that thing where two characters met once as kids and had a significant moment they might not even remember, but they meet again as adults and fall in love

I've been watching a lot of show retrospectives on youtube, and MAN did the 00's and teens have an allergy to making tomboys look tomboyish. Every single character we're told is sporty and "not girly" is wearing flawless fits and big hair and full makeup.

I think Coach Vargas can take him. He doesn't even look like he lifts. 🙄 #twst #sparklinkstars (joke!!!!! not shade! I like both games)

I just have to live with waking up with headaches at least once a week now, huh

I gotta learn not to search fandom spaces for new things I'm excited about, because anytime a thing is new the kneejerk reactions will be "this is awful, this sucks, I hate it, here's 900 things wrong with it." Man I just wanted to see if there's any fanart yet. 😓

I remembered scenes I've seen in BL manga a couple times where guys in a secret relationship have to attend a mixer, and of course I had to apply it to bowuigi and spin it off into an entire fic idea. So, Luigi and Bowser are sorta-kinda casually seeing each other, or at least they SAY it's casual.

Mornings are tough when I'm too sleepy to read but there's nothing else to do

Mood. www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfXi...

One of the bosses told me to stop confronting buskers (who aren't allowed to be in front of the store! And the last couple have been scammers who aren't really playing anyway!) because they don't want me to get shot. Which, fair, but if I do it off the clock it's not their problem? Worse ways to go.

Yes, absolutely

Things I will get in internet fights about: Romeo and Juliet isn't a romance, it's a tragedy. All that stuff you're complaining "isn't romantic" is the POINT. The Borgias didn't do any of that. 99.9% of their reputation is due to posthumous slander. Carrie isn't a "revenge" story, wtf did YOU watch?

just saw a youtube video critique titled "when a writer plays favorites." You mean.......... writing? the thing writers do??????

Mood. #gsgw

The site I used to track my period on died and now I have to fucking. Remember. When it's due. I am not good at remembering when it's due. 😥 I would be a TERRIBLE werewolf.

Good news, my coworker who broke her leg is back! She's still on short hours because she can't put too much stress on it, but she seems fine. I missed having another reasonable adult around. 💕

I still think a lot about that King Luigi/Sir Bowser AU I had. I would love to write it as a whole fic but I never came up with a proper outline. I don't even know what happened to Mario.

I want to get a gift for our exchange student to take home, but I don't know what she likes. I'm too shy and we don't work next to each other often. 😓 It has to be something she can easily take back to China, but I don't want it to be a silly trinket either.

I wonder how long I could write about a hunter doomed to fight and kill and love an immortal trickster god across all their lifetimes before people realized I was lewding looney tunes

youtubers gotta stop wearing sunglasses AND using ring lights. It's one or the other, man. I can't be staring at those fucking circles in your douchey glasses for a whole video. Knock it off.

the biggest tragedy in my life is that I would be an extremely hot fat goth chick but I just don't like the style. 😔

Definitely the worst bowuigi idea I keep thinking about is an ABO universe where Bowser is kidnapped by a cult and Luigi finds out about it while he's like, on a sidequest so he has to go in alone. He grabs a cultist, locks them in a closet and steals the robe and mask they're all wearing.

Seven days of work in a row is simply too many. I'm starting to have missing time like a fucking alien abductee. I know I'm the one who did these tasks, but I've got absolutely no memory of doing them.

pope bob gif for your pope bob gif needs

Sunday is the one-year anniversary of my fake dating comic. It'll be really good if I can have the next part done by then, but it's another long one so we'll see.

As always

I think it's been about six months since we got rid of Annoying Coworker. Every once in a while I wonder if he's still at the store he transferred to, but I don't want word to get back to him somehow and make him think I care or want to hear from him again.

Rielle learned a valuable lesson today. #twstspoilers

silly #bowuigi idea: somehow Bowser and Luigi get sucked into a pocket dimension that runs on the rules of a Hallmark Christmas Romance. Maybe that Grape villain from Princess Peach Showtime is behind it, trapping everyone in different movie bubbles and they have to complete the plot to escape.

Just a few days left to pre-order my new #indiettrpg Mer X Maid and get a free hand drawn mermaid sketch! yeldstuff.com/products/mer...

seriously when is someone gonna make an indie game inspired by Illbleed? we've never had any other games with that (batshit) system.

did y'all know Cookie Monster has a food truck now?????? I'm learning so much about fruit.

Saved the environment today (immediately offered to answer a customer's questions when I heard her say she was going to ask chatgpt)

What's the moratorium on deltarune spoilers? I wanna draw some toxic situationship smut.

Gamers when the chapter they were warned well in advance is a light-hearted breather chapter is a light-hearted breather chapter: "that SUCKED nothing HAPPENED!!!!"

You know it's a good Video Game Update when every single permutation of shipper is posting "we're so back."

Apparently with audhd you can track your dopamine-seeking cycles??? I saw someone say someone else was on a three month cycle. Howmst the fuck do you do that? I feel like I'm miserable and desperately seeking anything to make me feel better every day

I just backed Cow Plushie Project on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/151...

Proof that touching grass isn't enough: I hiked all day and then still had an extended crashout at night because I'm broke and can't support my loved ones and nobody should rely on me 🙃

Went hiking today