I've had enough work for the day - would rather be in some nice shiny lycra, wallowing in a pool of warm goo.

Would very much like to be on holiday right now.

New Amoresy kit arrived

I do really like this one, but I need to remember that it will not automatically give me a body like that.

"Hey hey, you you, I wanna fuck your boyfriend. No way no way, I'm gonna make him spew cum..."

I miss gunge @wetlycraboy.bsky.social smothering me

Been so busy the last 2 weeks that I've only just had time to fold up the pool and tarp from the messy session 2 weeks ago!

I have a poor unfortunate guest coming tomorrow for some messy play. I'm pretty sure he's also on here so I won't reveal what dastardly torture I plan to inflict on him.

Do you ever just get the urge to be tied up in kit and hosed down with piss by an entire rugby team? Or is that just me?

Oh go on then, this could be entertaining... Or very disappointing and dull, of course :)

Since blue was requested…

Given I'm delayed starting exercise, I'll let you lot pick the lycra colour choice.

Having spent the past month or so in a deep depression and unable to do pretty much anything, and now being on my way back out of the dip - I feel like I need to start some exercise again. Someone remind me to do a lycra-clad workout at 6...

@ohein.bsky.social Your latest pics on SpandexParty are amazing! I wish I went to the same gym as you!

They doubled down and I am not here for it AI slop and abuse is something that makes me intensely angry. It's an instant way to get culled from my friend list. Pay, RT, recommend, SHOUT ABOUT your fucking artist friends people.

Absolutely. Fucking. Not. I will beat you so hard into a bloody pulp and present your entrails to my artist friends as tribute. #FuckAI

Trans rights or Tentakil will eat your face

Friday afternoon fun: I’m after - suggestions of gear you’d like to see - scenarios you’d like to see, messy or clean or other kink - things you want to know ngl.link/wetlycraboy8...

I'm really struggling to know what to do to meet people I might want to do literally anything with. I've tried joining in with sports and activity clubs, but I end up being the one stood in the corner on their own. I don't know how to do it. Any of it. It feels like something you can do or you can't

You know when there’s a guy you like and you’re feeling like things are moving in the right direction, and then you find out he’s been dating someone for 2 months… yeah

I've just had to make a list of all the @gungemad.com videos I own, so that I don't end up re-purchasing the same ones! Turns out I've got quite a few...

@thatdarnrabbit.bsky.social Very much hear you on your recent thread. *hugs*. As someone who doesn't drink, isn't especially interested in sex, and isn't that comfortable in bars/clubs, it's a struggle to find connections that aren't based on any of those.

That irritating thing where there's a group of guys in someone's stories on IG, but the only one who isn't tagged is the especially hot one.

Basically if someone opens a male gym like this, where the dress code is heavily lycra-based, I'll pay double the normal gym membership for that.

Keep getting Instagram ads for “are you tired of badly fitting baggy gym shorts?” As if I would ever wear baggy shorts to the gym! Outrageous.

Got an email from Recon saying I need to do age verification for my profile. I was pretty sure I didn't have a profile on there any more... if you're a member, can you see me? (same username as here)

It’s too warm for proper clothes

Would probably help if I posted this when people are awake...

I'm sure you'll prove you're filthy too... ask me stuff? ngl.link/wetlycraboy2

It amuses me that this account has nearly double the follower count as my "clean" one. Just proves everyone's a filthbag.

You can really tell someone's using an old Grindr photo when it's a selfie of them holding their phone, and it's an original iPhone.

I need the equivalent of this. "I haven't seen you in a while, come over wearing lycra and I can then: - have a slinky cuddle - admire the outfit - do something unspeakable after which you'll need a change of clothes"

I wish I wouldn't let my own negative body image get in the way of doing fun things, but my brain is a massive twat like that.

I give up. Profile shows pics of me in lycra and pics of me getting messy, with description that lists things I like. Message received: "U into anything specific?" 🙄 no, I'm 100% vanilla...

Done a big wardrobe clearout, got a load of stuff to get rid of, including plenty of lycra gear that I need to work out what to do with.

I mean, my arms aren't *that* strong but I do like massive hugs.

Dammit, I was fully prepared for this to be bollocks, but it's absolutely nailed me.

Fragile mental health right now is not coping well with... stuff. Reading too much into things, second guessing myself, unhelpful.

My favourite local Grindr profile is the guy who's looking for friends only, but whose profile says how hot he finds muscle guys and the pic is dominated by his bulge.

Person on my main profile who jumped in with the wrong answer to a question I didn't ask is very lucky I'm too damn tired to be bothered to write the snarky response I wanted to.

"Let's meet now" is a really obvious way of telling me you didn't even glance at my profile before messaging.

As an experiment, I've set up a Grindr profile with just lycra pics, to see if it scares people away or attracts interest.

Anyway, for research purposes, does anyone have that canoeist's OF? :)

Same, tbh.

I'm on a train for the next 45 minutes or so... ngl.link/wetlycraboy2

It was so much fun!

Had a nap, so ready for some more if anyone's bored/interested/naughty.

It's Sunday, I'm sleepy. Wake me up with some fun Q&A? ngl.link/wetlycraboy2

Really need to get back there at some point - just need some like-minded friends to come with me as I'm too shy to go alone!

So Aldi have a new special buy today of an Ice Bath. I'm wondering quite how fun that would be filled with gunge instead... 😈