All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else

Breaking character to post some food I've cooked Character accounts are so 2019

The Angel of death, a blanket of smite. Anger my rage exonerated in mist. Roundup on sale. My lawn has been purged.

Laetiporus cincinnatius, Recalling the name of the orange stepped mushroom I'm pissing on. 7 beers 3 joints 23 miles on the Polaris 2 days since I've seen my wife Saying a prayer of thanks I zip my fly up and ride on

a trump supporter replied to me with this and it goes hard

Recalling times where I felt whole. Recollections of sunlight when burdens spared my burst. Time passed like molasses and days felt like years. Years like minutes. My Nissan Frontier plows into the car I'm tailgating. We're the ariberters of our own destruction. Dual DUIS. salvation in despondence

The ends of my nose hair singe and curl up, leaving me with a smell that briefly overpowers the cigarette I just lit. I exhale and it's like a thousand pounds of sand is leaving my lungs. "Yeah my wife's a total bitch dude, she's making me sell the Harley."

"I am nothing" I think while cramming a fully loaded 7/11 hot dog down my throat. Relish glistening on my beard as my jaw girates like a snake swallowing an egg.

Frantically tossing my 7/11 icee out the window and chugging a beer at the dui checkpoint so the cops don't think I'm a pussy.

Looking up at the girl staring at me and my dog on the street and barking like a feral hound

Getting my dick caught in a pile of barbed wire while trying to sleep with the farmers daughter. I plead with the farmer as I'm bleeding out, gun to my head. "Actually you have a really colonial mindset here, the land we're standing on is stolen"