This is crazy, what an accomplishment by this administration! When was the last time the Strait of Hormuz was open?

John Eastman was not disbarred for making "allegedly questionable constitutional arguments," and characterizing the decision that way is risible.

Yeah, but who could have predicted *that*?! (Me, but also like lots of people smarter than me.) news.bloombergtax.com/tax-insights...

Every Hegseth presser feels like an intro public speaking class and we've reached the students at the intersection of stupid and scary. They're reading off notebook paper and the required PowerPoint is 90% unlabeled charts and out of context low resolution images.

For the record, the miracle being that a country with 0.39% the military budget of the US forced us to the negotiation table and now has us chewing our own paws off? Or was it when we bombed a school?

Really puts those vacations during natural disasters in perspective.

I want 1/100th the confidence it takes to convert to a religion and then try to school its leader on doctrine.

I miss when "pivoting to crypto" was just something The Zodiac did at the end of his letters.

Nice! Estate taxes next. news.bloombergtax.com/tax-insights...

Ohhhhh so Allbirds sold all their IP to someone else and this is a zombie company that got funding to "do AI" and use the name, got it

I simply refuse to take the U.S. business community seriously

Everything is fucking dumb all the time now

DJT ranked #15 because most people couldn't name sixteen, I imagine. pro.morningconsult.com/trackers/glo...

free speech no not like that sit down what

On the one hand, we should all be submitting comments. On the other, this is fait accompli. DJTJ is a "strategic advisor" to Kalshi. frtracker.app/fr/2026-05105

New IRS guidance on how states nominate opportunity zones will revive a widely criticized program under the Tax Cuts and Jobs Act of 2017—but with looser standards that could amplify, rather than fix, original flaws. news.bloombergtax.com/tax-insights...

The simpler a potential change appears, the more likely that it has not been implemented because it features deceptive complexity that others have tried and failed to resolve. From an interview of an IRS employee who worked on Direct File donmoynihan.substack.com/p/what-the-d...

Today is a "this classroom is way too hot" day.

Here a grandmother is forced to do a gig job with no job security because she can’t afford to retire? What are we celebrating here?

See also: Musk was throwing his heart to the crowd. thehill.com/homenews/adm...

All Satan has to do is delete a couple old posts and he'll be cool again.

So let's say you're the antichrist, as evidenced by a post on your social media platform. If you delete that post, does that square you on that score? Like are you back to not being the embodiment of evil and, like, a pretty good guy that could get votes again?

2026, folks.

"Democracy is not at risk, just look at Hungary."

Withering setback for my months-long campaign to get her to do just that. We may have to call this one.

"Birth tourism" is a profoundly stupid (and racist, of course) concept. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

"The Dept of Ed. has introduced a new priority related to advancing AI in education, which will apply to current and future grant programs. This rule affects organizations ... seeking federal education grants, and it will take effect on May 13, 2026." Thanks I hate it. frtracker.app/fr/2026-07087

Don’t start a fight with a Pope that has been a White Sox fan for like fifty years.

Pope Leo didn’t support the One Big Beautiful Bill Act.

"Pope Leo is WEAK on Crime" is objectively a funny thing to write.

If Truth Social got tighter character limits the world would be made materially better immediately.

So because, in the middle of the two week negotiation period, the two sides have not come to an agreement ... we are going to blockade Hormuz. We don't even hold up our end of the bargain during the /bargaining/ process?

We're definitely tuned in to the male home team radio broadcast for this game. A lot of homer vibes.

Well I’ll swim against the current here and stick up for her. I do suspect everyone in my life that hasn’t held a press conference specifically and clearly denying having had a relationship with Epstein to have at least hung out with him a couple times.

My little personal nominative determinism theory is that if your last name is a little weird, your thinking will be a little weird. Professor Hotdog is not going to have entirely mainstream views. Dr. Wormfella is an oddball.

The lies linking me with Jeffrey Epstein need to end today. I've never been friends with Epstein. I never had a relationship with Epstein or his accomplice, Maxwell. My email reply to Maxwell cannot be categorized as anything more than casual correspondence. (I think we're all doing this, right?)

Discovered today that 0% of my undergraduate class had even *heard* of TiVo. This was not on my radar as a secret old person tell. I kind of think of it as modern technology. I'm reeling.

sword guy here, this conveys that hes a pathetic loser who couldnt tell a katana from a tachi if his life depended on it, we do not claim him as a member of the sword guy community, we do not want him

Remember to be respectful. Not everyone that looks fondly on the Confederacy does so because they support the cause’s most odious views. Some folks are just huge fans of big dumb racist losers.

I have seen one good example of this plate

Ten years ago today, in April 2016, the Boston Globe printed a satirical front page imagining a future Trump administration. The page was called "alarmist," "hyperbolic," "dystopian." But we’ve put up with so much since then it now looks like . . . a slow Thursday?

This is unquestionably said with all the privilege of a person whose life is not directly imperiled: the profound indignity that must attach losing one's life on the orders of such a buffoon, to my mind, cannot be overstated. Like being violently dismembered on the It's a Small World ride.

If I followed the Vance protocol I would convert to Tibetan Buddhism in 2026, the current Dalai Lama would die as a side effect of meeting me in about 2030, and by like 2035 the new one would be on record saying I really suck.

Thanks to @lsolum.bsky.social for featuring my new forthcoming article on his Legal Theory Blog: legaltheoryblog.com/2026/04/07/f...

Quoted in this piece about a Brea, CA Costco deal that stinks (for taxpayers). www.ocregister.com/2026/03/20/e...

Yeah but what about the part where you bombed school kids?

If genocide and WW3 gets a 2 week reprieve and the markets aren't open to react, did it even happen?

So then we just squeezed some bombing in right before we agreed to the pause, eh? So important to demonstrate good will when entering these negotiations. Well done.