Wait a minute-...! I used that technique to travel in and out of dimensions to avoid attacks. I can only keep it open for a second or two at best, how is he using it as a storage unit?!

... I can't help but think Mori tends to be a lot chattier than Miss Fran.

Ahhhh, finally up from my post-raid nap. Let's see what the news is right no- ... OVER FIVE YEARS. KNEW IT. FOR OVER FIVE YEARS. SHAVE THOSE BRANCHES OFF ALL YOU LIKE BUT I KNEW IT WAS YOU YOU MOTHERF-

"I'll ease off on their power so it'll only feel like a slap on the wrist if I hit you. Off to the simulator!" [vanishing once more to appear in the simulator room before matt.]

[Flashback to his fights with the Crypters.] You're very very kind, Ritchan. I'm not. ... It's a miracle I've ever seen or met someone "like" me in this way outside of Tiamat herself. This really might be the only chance to speak to someone like that, you know...?

[Appears out of nowhere.] "Sounds like a deal! I need to work the rust off for the accuracy of my Gandr bullets!"

but she's Just Like Me For Real, cmooooooooooon

RITCHAN WAIT I HAVEN'T RUN OUT OF POKEBALLS YET FOR TYPHON

- Temporary Pinned.

sir gawain could you please give a little warning even once

... but come on, it'd be so cool thouuuuuuuuuugh!

... I do wonder if we could beat it by using the Nautilus as a makeshift spear?

Remarkable similarities to Tiamat's Draconic Corpus form. I would assume Enkidu could make it work, and yet... She isn't a qualified Threat Against Humanity.

𝐆𝐨𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡, 𝐓𝐡𝐲 𝐈𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐭, 𝐎𝐮𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐨𝐬 ıllıllı 𝐀𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧 ıllıllı 𝕯𝖊𝖙𝖆𝖎𝖑𝖘 𝖇𝖊𝖑𝖔𝖜 ⬇️⬇️

(What she did to Asterios is unforgivable... It's the worst anyone could have done to him. He's one of the most innocent and precious allies I've made here and she mutilated him.) (... Why can't I make myself hate her for that?!)

[remembering the ability] ... Captain she's a lost cause beyond all redemption. I hope so gosh darn much that our clash only results in a violent bloody end

Mister Ptolemaios was involved with the Atlas Institute. He was capable of using Memory Partition... and Captain's been on extra good behavior with hi-... CAPTAIIIIIIIN, YOU SUCK-UP!

I need new USB ports! I accidentally cursed mine so they're always upside down to the port.

... chaos tide-. Enemy Servant's biological makeup is very similar to my own. In spite of her stature Anti-Unit attacks will, in fact, have no effect on her body.

We should probably replace taxes with Elizabeth. I've never had to pay a tax. I ALWAYS come back to Ellychan.

Do you guys hear something? I think it's coming from the boiler room

ptoo pta ptwisp hawk ptolemy

I'm so sorry for you.

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oh my god, the skeleton made of fine china...

𝐈𝐟 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐮𝐭𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐨 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝...

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miss mamocat you're a little too close to the camera

Goetia went through a lot of them!

Gunfire? Of course not! They're missiles!

#TRUE.

WELL MAYBE TAMETOMO-SAN IS BETTER THAN ALL OF THEM

Forcibly constraining which of my Servants I can call upon is the bigger cheat! They'll pay for trying to mess with Chaldea's strongest Ma- [little buzzing error sound.] aw. fine.

I agree that he's a very helpful ally, Captain, but... I mean, it's not as though he's summoning a catapult or wielding a sling. That's spearmanship followed by A REALITY MARBLE-! ... Where's the archery, you know...?

Mr. Ptolemaios is much more like a Caster or Lancer than an Archer, though, isn't he?

They can hold a fair and democratic vote in the Camelot Alliance lead by Claudecival.

[Already punching the character select to force five more Heracleses into the fight.] Hmm? Oh, Uncle is right. You should listen to him!

I think... Miss Morgan is in fact a mean person and is bad. That is my "hot take." I will dissolve dissenters in boiling oil

... New rule. Any amount of time you spend being an idiot thinking with the wrong head has to be balanced with an equal amount of time playing music!

OH YEAH, LIKE THE SECOND BOOB NEXT TO THE FIRST????? humans i s2g bro

Lock it up, put it all away, the "only sort of fun allowed is boobs" police are here.

god damn it toby found us

What if I was a fuzzy little fella. Like even smaller than I am now, like melu small

TORTURE LABYRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINTH

miss draco and the earthmother are getting along!!!!! how heartwarming!