huckleberry finn ass day of painting

why is there not a fast casual chipotle adjacent restaurant where i can get a big ass bowl of chicken alfredo with toppings

i can't take a picture of him for obvious reasons, but norm macdonald reincarnated is in trader joe's with me right now

Pokemon Pokopia x Resident Evil Requiem

i had to do all the boring work of getting my digital drawing transferred onto big ass paper so i can paint it. i had to use a t-square. i had to use GIMP!

it is officially running on the trail near my house as an excuse to go get an iced coffee weather

Pain at the pump 🎶 Feel like a chump 🎶 Just checked the news 🎶 Outbreak of Mumps 🎶

world bad, life good, i made a pelican print

i'm disappointed but not shocked that this time capsule from 2016 is not only still true, but maybe even more true

this pixelated image of an ai scam awareness flyer that the usps put in my informed delivery email actually scared me, so maybe this is effective

ACAB except Leon S Kennedy.

y’all i just ripped my pants in the grundle area really bad at trader joe’s

guys i’m starting to get really scared i won’t be able to handle the huge chest tattoo im getting next friday. please pray for my continued badassness

sacred geometry of the sun pup

in 4th grade, for the entire month month i made my class refer to March as Mara-ch. i’m gonna honor that lil self absorbed weirdo and try to make this as much of my month as i can, given the horrors.

time to start leaf green and smoke some green. just kidding except i am doing both of those things

had an amazing day at a printmaking workshop with @solvatochrome.bsky.social

i will kill and die for pombon

i may have to flee watertown per the police logs, it is far too deeply dangerous here

The amount of people that are about to name this little guy Missile

how does this audio work so perfectly with PlayStation 1 graphics

happy 14th anniversary to all who observe

the protein iced coffee from dunkies would probably hospitalize me

i’ve had various xzibit songs in my head all morning then i get into work and pull an award for someone with the last name Hennessy. i manifested that.

new resident evil and pokopia are the two wolves raging inside of me

turned on my work computer and windows instead suggested i download and play little nightmares 2 which DOES sound like a better idea, windows.

honky tonk donkey kong

fuckin phendrana drifts out here

electric epitaphs- acrylic on canvas 2026

baked a chocolate chip pumpkin loaf as blizzard preparation

i know i’m a bad ass bitch because i have my drivers license number memorized so that i didn’t have to get up from my cozy nest to renew my registration

my dog smells like freshly baked chocolate chip cookies for some strange reason

this is just my first pass terrible procreate mash up but i’m cookin up a david lynch tribute painting

why does the dungeon synth goblin mortiis post like dril? driil

Very important Olympic update

i’ve been singing rick and morty to the tune of WAP all day and i know that i need jesus

i’m ready for let’s go lugia. i will fly around, on my lugia

i love spending time with dogs and enriching their lil puppy lives. maybe someday i can do that for work instead of soul crushing paperwork

working on his chicken collection

i have purchased a tube top as a 35 year old in 2026 the year of our lord. it’s specifically for a tricky tattoo placement but still feels weird

i’d like a large iced cincinnato with oat milk please

i don’t pay attention to my follower count or whatever. or usually even my notifications. but someone with the username zak bagans keeps following and unfollowing me on ig multiple times a day and i feel like i’m being haunted

i know what i need to cure my Body and Mind and it’s a big platter of tendies from the ninety-nine restaurant

i'm on several mr bones' wild rides that i need to get off

It occurs to me that many people don't know about the GameFan coffee incident. In 1993, GameFan published a manic 6-page review of the game Cybermorph that was written while tripping on LSD that somebody put in the office coffee pot The review declared that Cybermorph was the first "real" game

the borderline experimental pink underpainting is actually working out the way i hoped it would

heavy police presence at the local panera bread as i drove by. maybe they brought back the lemonade that kills you

you can buy pennies on amazon for $12.99 for some unknown fucking reason

this is what it sounds like when i am reading the news headlines of the day

i’m obsessed with Wager the smooth fox terrier even tho he didn’t win best in show (HE SHOULDVE IMO). his lil cute black head