why tf was this fight in pokémon za just like the iblis trigger

i know this is a drop in the bucket of fuckery but YALL: the current commissioner of SSA, who is also now the “CEO of the IRS”, is implicated of financial fraud in the epstein files

chat is this good

i don’t recommend going grocery shopping before caffeine and after a tough run. i couldn’t remember what sage was

It’s another great day to remind everybody that Social Security has a fraud rate of 0.00625%, which is far lower than private sector retirement programs.

is whorehammer 40k anything?

few things are more important to me than sharing a cup of coffee with my beloved eevee that i finally caught after much blood sweat and tears

i still hate going to the gym before work but it makes me feel phenomenal

i’m privileged enough to be able to say that trying to catch eevee early game in pokémon za is one of the most frustrating experiences of my life

world sucks but at least my curried salmon came out good

We only rate dogs. This is a Baked Alaska Arctic Wolf. Genetically a cross between a grey wolf and a toasted marshmallow. Please only send dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (IG: eastcoasttails)

Instead of the Nuzzi shit, let's focus on the fact that apparently Johnny Knoxville got married this past weekend, the wedding was officiated by John Waters, and a dog was involved

i’m really sad to report that the $28 ouai air dry foam WORKS BEAUTIFULLY ☹️

introducing my new recipe: divorce me chicken

hunter s thompsons the da vinci code

i didn’t do this

i really like the composition of this photo i took of ulcerate at the middle east last night

i need my elected officials to ban mosh pits so i can enjoy my favorite bands in peace

how aren’t they just run out of town

mara’s delight: brew a little cinnamon right into that coffee

meet me at the poké porta potty

happy best day of the year to work in SSDI advocacy to all those that celebrate!!! which is mainly me!

I turn off the lights. I sit cross-legged at the foot of my bed, eyes closed. I picture Cranky Kong and begin to rotate him. Soon, I picture a myriad of Kongs - Donkey, Lanky, Candy, ect. I rotate them too. Each has a distinct tilt and axis, they're spinning at varying speeds. I begin to levitate.

the president of the united states, for some reason apparently:

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

just saw a guy wearing an unironic american flag print fedora at home depot. i need to be clear, this is not a joke.

first jog since i sprained my ankle was… humbling

walk in, see this, what do

wtf do you mean pokémon can go over level 100 now?

I think about this @tolkoto.com reaction a lot.

the rampant usage of ai generated gifs in work teams chats is going to put me in an early grave

unhinged, but she’s asking the real questions

They wasted soooooooo much money.

omg yay nyc

can’t believe gene levanchy still doing the fox 25 morning news, been doin it since i was a child

i’ve gotta finish these pictures of the spider-man!!!

i hate adult swim halloween what do you mean you’re going as the CREST ON BIRDMAN’S HELMET

the perfect spooky photo and how we got there

damn right

at long last, POKEMON

i miss gaming in the clinton years

silent hill f is way too much to deal with after a 12 hr day holy shit

i was exposed to katy perry - teenage dream in the gym yesterday and now it has infected my mind, which i don’t deserve, just like the people who were accidentally exposed to the cursed video in The Ring.

Love that thanks to all the deregulation from overturning Chevron and demolishing regulatory bodies I’m here on a lovely Sunday seeing if my makeup wipes’ lot is included in the recall for the ones that have SEPSIS CAUSING BACTERIA www.nbcnews.com/select/shopp...

i’m making up my own damn recipe right now: pumpkin gnocchi with delicata squash, kale and chicken sausage in a cinnamon sage ricotta sauce