mara
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licensed godzilla consultant boston based painter and fiber artist @december_umbra on ig
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i just closed my eyes and saw a wigglytuff with borat’s face on it
over 1 year ago
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there’s always another one of bowser’s evil tests
about 1 hour ago
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hedgehog-al connotations
5 days ago
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not me booking a hotel room based on the fact that the free breakfast includes a waffle maker
6 days ago
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maybe: annie rauwerda
6 days ago
love the amazon reviews for this brand of potato chips that used to only be sold in prison
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low budget lizardman
7 days ago
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i am some sort of super woman for surviving “run club” after work
12 days ago
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i’m now convinced dogs do need friends. bandit is noticeably happier and better behaved after hanging out with his bestie honey on sunday
13 days ago
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why do i know multiple people who pretend to be mermaids
14 days ago
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i love this little scrumpy goofball so much
18 days ago
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troglodiglett
18 days ago
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i must be fruitful today
18 days ago
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bout to see one of my favorite bands perform one of my favorite albums in full in braintree, massachusetts of all places
25 days ago
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you know a song is critically good af when the lyrics hit just as hard when you’re 15 vs 35. why yes i’m talking about nine inch nails - the perfect drug
27 days ago
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two of my favorite restaurants in brooklyn just closed and i feel myself never needing to go back
28 days ago
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occupation: podcaster and works at subway
29 days ago
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suck my .webp
about 1 month ago
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peanup buppa
about 1 month ago
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just thinking about how sad it is that when i heard beck - loser for the first time at maybe 6 years old, i already knew that i was a loser lmao
about 1 month ago
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will we get like a notification if he does a nuke?
about 1 month ago
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Mikey O'Leary
about 1 month ago
And then Cardi B spoke directly to the hearts and minds of the people in Massachusetts.
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what if jeans fit. like truly what if. how jeans exist for 1.5 centuries and they never fit
about 1 month ago
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it’s my boyfriends birthday so that means i get an espresso martini later. i baked him a mexican chocolate cheesecake that i invented the recipe for
about 1 month ago
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mandatory gif sharing dystopia
about 1 month ago
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intrusive thoughts about the wonderball
about 1 month ago
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anyone wanna put peanut butter and seeds on a pinecone and put them out for the birds with me?
about 1 month ago
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i didn’t think i would laugh at this from the title but the first woohoo actually hit hard
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Blur - Song 2, but every "woohoo" is done by Mario
YouTube video by ThePandemicLight
https://youtu.be/66yH8RZSwUc?si=haCvHaUSCxImUTK8
about 1 month ago
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prediction: liquid death spiked seltzer
about 1 month ago
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lazy but delicious recipe i just made: cut up a whole head of cauliflower, toss with garlic and cayenne and roast at 400 for maybe 30 mins. then dip those bad boys in ken's honey mustard. voila
about 1 month ago
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i think i need to buy some cool new art supplies to fill the void. maybe paintbrushes?
about 1 month ago
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i had fun painting the roses but the leaves are annoying me
about 1 month ago
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getting somewhere 🌹
about 2 months ago
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i lived, bitch. milan cathedral architecture. still needs another session to finish the shading but i’m in love
about 2 months ago
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burnt my tongue on a piping hot latte, hopefully that will distract me from the pain of the huge chest tattoo i’m getting today
about 2 months ago
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bakoon
about 2 months ago
absolutely infuriated at having to see or hear anything having to do with the harry potter shit again. wallowed through a damn decade of that stupid british people crap. harry potter themed pub crawls and adults talking about "their comfort series" and here we are right back. we live in hell
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i said “it’s a livin’!” in the ridley voice from retsupurae to my 57 year old coworker. she laughed but i will have to be more careful
about 2 months ago
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good lord somehow it is my 12 year anniversary at my work. i started there as child and now i am ancient.
about 2 months ago
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i want to start being cuntier (open interpretation)
about 2 months ago
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pink bunnies
about 2 months ago
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i have prescribed myself to go out and be silly with a big iced coffee on a 70 degree sunny day
about 2 months ago
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over 35 tip: it’s important to rotate your most painful body part out every week so that life never gets too boring. this week it’s my ankle but last week it was my hands!
about 2 months ago
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drew a big bun with a moon sickle
about 2 months ago
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GICLÉE EMERGENCÉE: made a sale on etsy today which is great, but i forgot i even had a print listed and i gave the last one to my hairdresser 2 days ago
about 2 months ago
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huckleberry finn ass day of painting
2 months ago
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why is there not a fast casual chipotle adjacent restaurant where i can get a big ass bowl of chicken alfredo with toppings
2 months ago
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i can't take a picture of him for obvious reasons, but norm macdonald reincarnated is in trader joe's with me right now
2 months ago
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TruJek
2 months ago
Pokemon Pokopia x Resident Evil Requiem
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i had to do all the boring work of getting my digital drawing transferred onto big ass paper so i can paint it. i had to use a t-square. i had to use GIMP!
2 months ago
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it is officially running on the trail near my house as an excuse to go get an iced coffee weather
2 months ago
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Chris Person
2 months ago
Pain at the pump 🎶 Feel like a chump 🎶 Just checked the news 🎶 Outbreak of Mumps 🎶
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world bad, life good, i made a pelican print
2 months ago
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