there’s always another one of bowser’s evil tests

hedgehog-al connotations

not me booking a hotel room based on the fact that the free breakfast includes a waffle maker

love the amazon reviews for this brand of potato chips that used to only be sold in prison

low budget lizardman

i am some sort of super woman for surviving “run club” after work

i’m now convinced dogs do need friends. bandit is noticeably happier and better behaved after hanging out with his bestie honey on sunday

why do i know multiple people who pretend to be mermaids

i love this little scrumpy goofball so much

troglodiglett

i must be fruitful today

bout to see one of my favorite bands perform one of my favorite albums in full in braintree, massachusetts of all places

you know a song is critically good af when the lyrics hit just as hard when you’re 15 vs 35. why yes i’m talking about nine inch nails - the perfect drug

two of my favorite restaurants in brooklyn just closed and i feel myself never needing to go back

occupation: podcaster and works at subway

suck my .webp

peanup buppa

just thinking about how sad it is that when i heard beck - loser for the first time at maybe 6 years old, i already knew that i was a loser lmao

will we get like a notification if he does a nuke?

And then Cardi B spoke directly to the hearts and minds of the people in Massachusetts.

what if jeans fit. like truly what if. how jeans exist for 1.5 centuries and they never fit

it’s my boyfriends birthday so that means i get an espresso martini later. i baked him a mexican chocolate cheesecake that i invented the recipe for

mandatory gif sharing dystopia

intrusive thoughts about the wonderball

anyone wanna put peanut butter and seeds on a pinecone and put them out for the birds with me?

i didn’t think i would laugh at this from the title but the first woohoo actually hit hard

prediction: liquid death spiked seltzer

lazy but delicious recipe i just made: cut up a whole head of cauliflower, toss with garlic and cayenne and roast at 400 for maybe 30 mins. then dip those bad boys in ken's honey mustard. voila

i think i need to buy some cool new art supplies to fill the void. maybe paintbrushes?

i had fun painting the roses but the leaves are annoying me

getting somewhere 🌹

i lived, bitch. milan cathedral architecture. still needs another session to finish the shading but i’m in love

burnt my tongue on a piping hot latte, hopefully that will distract me from the pain of the huge chest tattoo i’m getting today

absolutely infuriated at having to see or hear anything having to do with the harry potter shit again. wallowed through a damn decade of that stupid british people crap. harry potter themed pub crawls and adults talking about "their comfort series" and here we are right back. we live in hell

i said “it’s a livin’!” in the ridley voice from retsupurae to my 57 year old coworker. she laughed but i will have to be more careful

good lord somehow it is my 12 year anniversary at my work. i started there as child and now i am ancient.

i want to start being cuntier (open interpretation)

pink bunnies

i have prescribed myself to go out and be silly with a big iced coffee on a 70 degree sunny day

over 35 tip: it’s important to rotate your most painful body part out every week so that life never gets too boring. this week it’s my ankle but last week it was my hands!

drew a big bun with a moon sickle

GICLÉE EMERGENCÉE: made a sale on etsy today which is great, but i forgot i even had a print listed and i gave the last one to my hairdresser 2 days ago

huckleberry finn ass day of painting

why is there not a fast casual chipotle adjacent restaurant where i can get a big ass bowl of chicken alfredo with toppings

i can't take a picture of him for obvious reasons, but norm macdonald reincarnated is in trader joe's with me right now

Pokemon Pokopia x Resident Evil Requiem

i had to do all the boring work of getting my digital drawing transferred onto big ass paper so i can paint it. i had to use a t-square. i had to use GIMP!

it is officially running on the trail near my house as an excuse to go get an iced coffee weather

Pain at the pump 🎶 Feel like a chump 🎶 Just checked the news 🎶 Outbreak of Mumps 🎶

world bad, life good, i made a pelican print