If anyone wants to fall in love tomorrow, lmk by tonight so I can do my Valentine hair in time biko

it should be illegal that these new printers are requiring you to sign up for their subscription service.

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Every app feels like a doomscroll so maybe I’ll just get off all of them for a bit. TT fast is meant to end today but maybe I’ll extend and expand it. Everything isn’t bleak but my goodness it’s starting to feel like it.

Man idk. This year looking a lil…idk. 😂 everyone is married or 20 years old.

My number 2 goal

EXCUSE TF OUTTA ME?!?!

Owerri have turn to town now o. See enjoyment

I’m cool as hell, like not even on bragging shit. I mind my business and I’m fun to be around. I don’t like mess and drama. So you get the version of me you deserve.

Very apprehensive about dating rn.

To 11 and I’m suddenly hungry. Ei what is this

Idk if it’s everywhere or just here but shawarma is so nasty to me. I think it’s the sauce

I broke my nail and I really don’t feel like booking to do them again, but I made myself some promises this year.

Bag of hot fries and a mucho mango Arizona

I do Google deep dives and want to discuss my findings at 2am. I’m a dreamer and a wanderer. It takes me a week to unpack. I have strong opinions about condiments. I’m completely serious about most things I say but I am also dramatic.

both, depending on the person.

To make: nachos To order: teriyaki chicken (with everything) and CRISP cold salad on the side

I act like them both but honestly more like my grandfather.

I asked my mom to buy me a little packet of coconut cookies that I’ve been craving for months. She came back with a bag of them 🥹

18. Went dumb. Then again at 20. Went numb. Never cold though.

Best part of being in the village is my nieces 🥰 they’re 4 now and hearing their lil voices next door makes me smile even when I’m stressed out.

Oh chim.

HBO has declined to renew “Sesame Street” for new episodes. The series that’s been teaching generations of little kids since 1969 now has no studio. Please consider donating to Sesame Workshop to ensure the residents of 123 Sesame Street are still around to teach kids of all needs and backgrounds.

I like being places. I don’t like going places.

In search of a good nail tech in Owerri or PH. Emphasis on GOOD.

Happy to report that it took me only one week and a half to fully unpack.

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“i hope i die warmed by the life that i tried to live.”–Nikki Giovanni Rest In Power 🙏🏽🙏🏽

Tired of unpacking but I’ve scattered the whole bed with my stuff so I don’t have a choice. Eh God

Seattle Seahawks’ Olusegun Oluwatimi has some of the cleanest game day fits in the NFL 🇳🇬✨

🎈 34.

Nigeria has seen me twice this year. What an accomplishment.

Idk. Do y’all believe in “once a cheater, always a cheater?” I used to think it was a lie, but lately…idk man.

Insanity.

Money o

Felt.

Oh, and I know THAT’S right!!

I love my family so much. I wish living here wasn’t so expensive bc I really would have loved to live closer to them

Libraries are offering free health and wellness classes across the US

Best feeling is when it’s mutual and reciprocated

I’m really tired. Wow

Nobody: Your employer rethinking their DEI policies:

Online shopping, COVID, rude customers, inflated prices/terrible sales and the economy are the downfall. Used to buy a flat screen for $50 as a doorbuster. Now you can get it on TikTok shop any day of the week, from your bed.

I’m actually convinced that some of them know and don’t care. They don’t really want to talk to real women in that way, bc the response won’t fall in line with their fantasy. They use them like imaginary friends or like an irl maladaptive daydream.

Everybody wants a zack fox type until he’s keeping you up at 4am bc he’s having a rap battle with himself in the living room

The amount of blatant AI content on IG is concerning. I started a new account recently and it’s inescapable if you actually want to interact with the app

Rigamortis. whew 😮‍💨