doing laundry "animal style"

Maybe not seeing a dead body with my 3 closest friends at age 12 and irrevocably changing our bond is what's missing.

Can't tell you how awesome this is.

a vehicular manslaughter of crows

Add "fuck" to any movie title. I'll go first. Fuck, We Bought a Zoo (2011)

Put me in the Criterion Closet and I'm eating as many DVDs as I can before they stop me.

JFL 2026 comedynest.com/blog/jfl-mtl...

Submechanophobia content is dominating my algorithm of late. I didn't have it before, but I think I'm getting there.

we don't deserve elephant shrews

Haunted Safari #comics

Love the player, hate the game.

shark facts: nurse sharks are harmless to humans, yet the one I hired as a caregiver for my ailing grandfather is kinda pushing it

life imitates art

I'm addicted to these unboxing videos. I keep watching clips from Rocky in reverse.

You really wouldn't think something like "live free or die" would be the state motto of New Hampshire of all places.

telling my kids this is David Tennant

baja blast is stored in the balls

Got a new bike and took it to The Hobbit Door in NDG to get a basket and fenders put on.

I look more like my grandfather with each passing year.

Haunted Safari #comics

inventing a new and wonderful kind of poop

YOU CAN'T EVEN PISS YOUR JORTS IN A DAIRY QUEEN ANYMORE BECAUSE OF WOKE

Angine de Poitrine was...a little hard to see.

A lot of FIFA teams wearing pink footwear to make them more visible which is good because a lot of guys can't even find the cleat.

Not into chasing any manner of clout.

It is better to have two wolves inside you than to be inside of two wolves.

I think I might be having an allergic reaction. Earlier today I ate an entire shawarma bees.

Haunted Safari #comics

Doesn’t this mean your business model doesn’t work?

Shut up.

Barbarian Standoff #comics biginsanehappy.com

Barb... www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/ba...

Seeing three good buddies this Father's Day afternoon, and it occurs to me that my father is the only one still living. I wish that relationship was a bit better, but I am grateful he is still around.

the lesson of the second Trump presidency is the President can do whatever the fuck he wants and the next democratic president will have a lot of explaining to do when they pretend they've been thwarted by the Senate Parliamentarian or whoever

chatgpt this chatgpt that well the scrolls say you a bitch

Anybody who knows me knows I am a dirty filthy whore for salami and small acts of kindness in a cruel world.

One thing I've learned is you can't change someone's mind, but you can make them upset.

Ocean so gross. Every night sperm whales having wet dreams.

It’s inspiring to see so many countries come together to get crushed by other, better countries

Looking into the surveillance camera in the checkout line at Winner's doing the Jim Halpert face.

A doodle.

Best sneeze of your life? Call that a Pikachu.

You better come quick. Yeah. There's an old man sittin' next to me makin' love to his tonic and gin.

Snickers is the only candy bar that makes any damn sense to me.

Pretty sure I'm close to enlightenment. Just took a shit without my phone.

The army is attacking? Wake me up when it's the leggy.