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Training my human baby to respond unfavorably to light.

Antifa is a beautiful name for a girl.

Alright I give up. What's toilet paper USA?

Cooking with Windy

I really hate how Ralph Bakshi's Wizards was right about everything.

We all have that one friend who emits a pheromone pleasing to yellow jackets.

Only one of the two wolves inside me got raptured :(

He gave a wry smile and penised his head to the side.

Since they're shredding the constitution how am I to go on my evening whatchamacallit?

Leave us alone. We were enjoying the intimacy of living in a shared delusion.

You're going to have the sad dream again tonight. The one where you put the sloth in the catapult.

Autumn is great. I love dead leaves soup.

Can't wait until dogs finally relax enough to talk around me.

Bullet casings found scrawled with "because of Democrat rhetoric".

It's 1998. You are about to make a choice that will forever alter the trajectory of your life. Before you are two theater doors. One is marked A Bug's Life. The other Antz.

I hate what society has done to the term C.H.U.D.

I want to feel cozy and cute and sure of myself, like one of them 90s McNuggets all dressed up for Halloween.

Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI

I bet the rapture did happen but it was only like 3 guys

*explaining Chronicles of Narnia to someone* so the lion is an alligator for Jesus

Listening to early Bee Gees before their voices dropped.

My intimacy coach says I need to stop hugging him.

The first draft was called Moby Cock.

Surprise! Only atheists got raptured and they are having an awesome time in heaven.

We want to defund the police, but are opposed to words

If a Czech person sees a room full of creepy old toys, they will animate it via stop-motion. They cannot help themselves.

He's so fucking stupid and I've yet to hear a single intelligent defense of this evil buffoon for over a decade.

Cookin' biginsanehappy.com/2025/09/23/c...

Wrapped my sandwich in tin foil because it was concerned about 5G.

What movie do you consider perfect?

Okay, #booksky: which one do you like more? Cover for my Eldrich horror werewolf romance meets Beauty and the Beast by @biginsanehappy.bsky.social

Look at all this friggin' physical media.

Punting a living breathing gnome across a lake would cure me.

I seem to have committed a fopa.

Interesting. White girls are not using their manifesting powers to end human suffering.

Woodchuck, gopher, groundhog, marmot, BBW squirrel, etc.

I like Halloween. We had loads of holidays and then we were like now let's so a scary one.

I'm a birder. I never believed Obama was a bird.

If your sense of compassion isn't stronger than propaganda, you have a weak heart.

Hey y'all. Just reaching out through the ether. Stay vigilant. Stay hopeful. Be active. Don't lose your humanity. That stuff's important.

"The White House would like the public to know that Stephen Miller definitely does not play with dolls."

Why rub elbows when you could be hobnobbing?

If you are against fascism and your government labels you a terrorist for feeling that way it's because the government is fascist.

First the Muppets took Manhattan, and I said nothing for I lived upstate.

Babe is the heartwarming story of a pig who gets the password to talk to sheep.

Stumbled upon an old Haunted Safari comic wherein Luna teaches us about crocodilians.