Might still be working on this one? An homage to the 90s Saturday night radio request lines Operators are live! Call now!

Let's goooooo

Okay

Why did everyone have burgundy jeans for a year? Where did they all go? I never see them in thrift shops

I'm glad to live in the same age as Pynchon Adding to that - while I haven't read this one yet, I've been relishing the reviews as they've trickled out - imagine trying to blast through a Pynchon book asap to try and develop any grasp of what's going on every review is so fun and wildly different

I luv puderschmude sm

G A R D E N🌞Q U E S T 🌳🌷🪴🌳🌷🪴🌳🌷🪴 🪴🪣➕➕➕🪴🪴🔒👒 🌳🌷➕🌷🥕➕🐈➕🌳 🪴➕➕🌷⛲️🌹🌷🌹🪴 🌳➕🌷➕➕🪏🪴🗝️🌳 ⛩️➕🐛➕🌷➕➕🐇🪴 🌳🌷🪴🌳🌷🪴🌳🌷🪴

✨ Reading goal met 💙📚 #50 was John Connolly's The Book of Lost Things Still working on Virgil Wander by Leif Enger and Meddling Kids by Edgar Cantero✨

First tattoo sponsored by Lockheed Martin

Look, I would just like an activity that contains the adult emotional equivalent and mystery of finding a cool old glass bottle out in the crick

My hands start disappearing I have to go back in time and go to the parking lot of a theater and make sure my mom eats mushrooms before her and my dad go see Steve Martin's The Jerk and she freaks out halfway through the movie and they have to leave and go fool around

🪴🪨🪷🌊🐟🌊🪷🪨🌱 🪨🪨🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🪨🪨 (koi pond 4 u)

I can't believe this is 20 years old 🎃 Karen O, Nardwuar, Roky Erickson, David Cross, Peaches, Thurston Moore, Elvira, Buck 65, Feist... the lineup is a crazy time capsule

It truly captures the spirit of Oregon

grocer's anthropocene

Control yourself, take only what you need from it Honey is bee vomit

They're making the hat man work on furlough

I love D'Angelo so so much, this truly breaks my heart

M U S H R 👀 M Q U E S T 🌲🌲🌳🌲🌲🌳🌳🌲🌲 🌲➕🐆➕🌲➕⛲️🦚🌲 🌳➕🌲➕🤺➕➕🔒🍄 🌲🗡️➕🌲🌲🌳🌲🌲🌲 🌲🌲➕🌲➕🕸️➕🪾🌳 ⛩️➕🧌➕➕🪾🕷️🗝️🪾 🌲🌲🌳🌲🌲🌳🪾🌲🌲

Are there games on here?

❤️My lil murder is growing🐦‍⬛

The neighborhood crows are finally beginning to warm up to me at work And they said I was crazy, just huckin bits of dog treats at the birds They'll rue the day

Watching this live stream "24 Hours Outside ICE" and if ya just kinda squint to the left of the frogs and the armed guys on the roof - Night Terror, Portland's version of Phoenix Jones - just drove by

sending love and support to my friends in portland who are currently being held hostage by the violent criminal gang known as the dandy warhols

*logs on to bluesky* "I wonder what the people that don't leave their house are saying about ALF today"

Why do they look so bored they just downloaded a fucking ghost

My old roommate from when I was 21 found me on duo a few weeks ago, and was always annoyingly competitive about the little things This week, we ended up on the same leaderboard, and he's starting out at #18, so I had to take the top position with a 500 point lead first day

Hey @warmyellowlight.bsky.social ~❕

Just in time for spooky season, here's a treatise on diddling by Edgar Allan Poe 🐦‍⬛

I'm here to announce that "have a good luck!" has joined my already limited stable of daily phrases and idioms, now THAT'S sure to knock your hat right off into the river

Anxiety is a geode. You are filled with wonderous things That no one will ever see Unless you take a hammer And mean it when you swing.

Seahorse seahell

Annual Riverdale rewatch begins now 🔫🐍👽🧙🥊👯🔪👑

It's not the icy bike chain rain of Portland, Oregon

Okay, but EVE reads her book! It's light, and feels very, very abridged, but it's really fun to hear it with the Philly accent, and she still talks her shit

PORTLAND Safety disposal map around ICE, courtesy of @dontgetkettled.bsky.social

Been cooking on this playlist for a few days while at work, I think she's about done 🪩

After accidentally shaving a couple weeks ago and having to walk around looking like a 30 year old, I'm going to let this beard grow out from looking like a choice to a consequence, mark my words I'm gonna be so gross

yorkshire doing astral projection

Poetry is everywhere

I'm absolutely fine with it, it seems perfectly normal that the richest person alive now owns all of the clouds I've got to subscribe to the silver tier to even get one (1) drizzle a day

Just sent my neighbor off in a Lyft to the hospital after getting care instructions for her pets, and talking to her for a bit 😮‍💨 Hopefully this stay is restful for her

🙂 rapture eve-eve 🤗

My 14 y.o. IG account finishes it's "are you sure you wanna do this?" 30 day deletion trial on Tuesday, and it feels weird Feels weird to lament, to essentially lose contact with a lot of people that don't have my number for various reasons, feels weird to not have that daily scroll

What if Bojack Horseman and Howard T. Duck ✨kissed✨

I said worms. They said seeds. Now all I know is screaming. HR is out until Monday, please advise

Man, I've got a septuagenarian neighbor who's been having a hard go of it, like new meds after a 5 day self check-in at the grippy sock palace, etc 😮‍💨 Saw her on the elevator, she said she might try going back on Monday I just dropped this book off with her with my phone number tucked in the cover

It's @somafm.com Saturday at the cart! Time to take off your shoes and throw them in the lake, you hounds of love, you

I've walked by this little hole-in-the-wall cafe near my house a zillion times otw to the dog park, and for the first time ever, they had a sandwich board out front! It's a Congolese joint that's only open Weds-Fri for 6 hours a day and their whole menu looks very ghibli and I really want to try it